You ain't goth...

[Rediknight]

yes you do, i saw you :shifty:

 

[Mojo]

really dont understand why ppl dress up like that doubt they stand at the mirror every morning an thinking damn i look good today?

I thought ugly people dressed like that so they have an excuse for being ugly

 

[Maeloch]

I never understood goths, they been the butt of jokes for the past 25yrs and they're still at it, and still recruiting misunderstood sixth-formers.

 

[Eeben]

I thought ugly people dressed like that so they have an excuse for being ugly

lol

 

[evzy]

Do you reckon the hardcore goths really wear pink fluffy tutu's behind closed doors in order to rebel against their own image?

 

[Mojo]

Do you reckon the hardcore goths really wear pink fluffy tutu's behind closed doors in order to rebel against their own image?

I like my missus likes to wear black leather/PVC things in the bedroom i reckon goth guys make there chicks wear burberry thongs.

 

[Rediknight]

Even though we laugh at this guy, it cannot be denied that hawt little goth chicks are without doubt exactly what they say on the tin - hawt little goth chicks

 

[Raven]

Even though we laugh at this guy, it cannot be denied that hawt little goth chicks are without doubt exactly what they say on the tin - hawt little goth chicks

yeah but they want to see you shit bats before they come anywhere near

 

[Haggus]

I'm not goth !

 

[Vladamir]

I'm not goth !

You're a fag though ;<

 

[Laddey]

You're a fag though ;<

lol..

Do goths worship the devul?

 

[Haggus]

You're a fag though ;<

You wernt complaining about it last night :<

 

[Hansmoleman]

What I wanna know.....where do they work? Is it only at night? Is there a goth factory somewhere and they make all their own face paints? Are they like wombles or something?

yeah ive often wondered where they get employement.

 

[evzy]

I think some used to work down the mines - hence the heavy coal dust eye look, but Maggie shut those down and forced the womble goths back up on surface...

Hmmm might go check in the job centre - maybe they have specialised jobs that we don't know about.....

 

[Rediknight]

"Corporate Misery Distribution Liason Specialist"
(circa. £60,000 depending on how miserable.)

"Depression Enhancement Technician"
(circa. £45,000 + car + expenses)

"Health & Gauntness Advisor"
(circa. £30,000 depending on quals.)

 

[tris-]

"Corporate Misery Distribution Liason Specialist"
(circa. £60,000 depending on how miserable.)

"Depression Enhancement Technician"
(circa. £45,000 + car + expenses)

"Health & Gauntness Advisor"
(circa. £30,000 depending on quals.)

lol, a classic use of imagination there.

rep!

 

[Faelinor]

yeah, and its really fucking nice to take the piss out of someone for the way they dress, does image mean that fucking much to you all anyway ? does it piss you off ? i have plenty of """""""""goth"""""""" friends and the majority are legends. and if you go on about people wearing make-up and wearing black and shit, your blatently in with lots of alternative women, and alternative women always give the best sex.

 

[tris-]

Fealinor, you are missing the point.

they have made a choice to look like this. they were not born that way.

therfore, if someone makes a CHOICE = you can have any fucking oppinion you want on it.

imo, they look rediculous. but thats just me. maybe you love it.

 

[Rediknight]

yeah, and its really fucking nice to take the piss out of someone for the way they dress, does image mean that fucking much to you all anyway ? does it piss you off ? i have plenty of """""""""goth"""""""" friends and the majority are legends. and if you go on about people wearing make-up and wearing black and shit, your blatently in with lots of alternative women, and alternative women always give the best sex.

woahwoahwoahWOAH!!!!!! chill the hell out!

It's the caption that makes it funneh and taking the piss out of how someone dresses isn't the end of the world!! I dress like a 13 year old, short of a little baseball cap with a propellar on top, and im almost 30 - amongst my friends i can count three drag queens, one post op tranny, umpteen bajiliion goths, tons of shiny little klub-kids, one disco-diva and tons of trendys. Why would i hate any of them in particular enough to go whining about their style? /shrug

Oh, on that note - how you get a goth out of a tree?



cut the rope

BAM!!

 

[evzy]

LOL at that joke - rep for joo!

Aye dude though - chill out - I have no problem really with the way anyone presents themselves in regards to dress code/lifestyle choices etc - we all live on the same big rock spinning in space!

Just having a bit of fun with the old goth image - I am sure a fair few people who post here have goth tendencies themselves - lets be honest none of them ever go outdoors and we all just sit at out keyborads all day, probably more white than a flourbomb faced goth tbh!!

 

[Ezteq]

ha i got a pic of me when i was 15 that makes that bat shitting dude look to be the height of fashon, and i thought i looked dead good and would probably still dress like that today if only i could find another clint eastwood "go ahead punk, make my day" t shirt.

on another note, if anyone could get me a little hat with a propellor on it i will be very grateful

 

[evzy]

Check it out !!!

Order one here : http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.brooklynpeddler.com/images/prophat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.brooklynpeddler.com/prophat.html&h=352&w=400&sz=48&tbnid=JFse0N2Kl8ZzxM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpropellor%2Bhat%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

 

[Ezteq]

*gaspz0rz!!!*

oooooooooooh i soo want one of those!!!!

someone buy me one and ill send a pic of me wearing it and nothing else Oo

 

[Rediknight]

Ez, when you're done with all them hats, can i buy one off of you?

 

[Ezteq]

Ez, when you're done with all them hats, can i buy one off of you?

you swine you ruined my whole plan!!


btw if anyone does want to get me one i take a size 357 (that should cover all the necessaries).


*sulk* im off to watch monkey now, buggrit.

 

[Kalgarn]

hehe,that picture reminded me about this site: http://klefz.alkis.nu/files/bm_posers/index.html
they're not goths but metalheads who want to show how "evil" they are.
and in case someone was wondering:yes,i'm a metalhead too with very long hair and wear leather jacket,shirts,jeans,boots etc too.but those guys are hilarious

 

[evzy]

http://klefz.alkis.nu/files/bm_posers/50.html

Do you think Dad knows his son is making a Waaaaankaaaaah gesture ?


~edit~
Tried to post the pic but didnt work so had to put as a link

 

[Cemeterygates]

hehe,that picture reminded me about this site: http://klefz.alkis.nu/files/bm_posers/index.html
they're not goths but metalheads who want to show how "evil" they are.
and in case someone was wondering:yes,i'm a metalhead too with very long hair and wear leather jacket,shirts,jeans,boots etc too.but those guys are hilarious

ye...this will be the black metal variety of metallers....an tbh...black metal is just pure shite...sloppy as fuck....badly produced...wow...l33t as fuck!! every metaller knows deep inside that thrash an death is the shizzle!!

 

[Kalgarn]

every metaller knows deep inside that thrash an death is the shizzle!!

pfft,you forgot heavy metal.
old school metal rules

 

[Cemeterygates]

pfft,you forgot heavy metal.
old school metal rules

hmm...respect to it for what it paved the way for...but...its been surpassed....so..i'll meet u half way.....it owns black metal....but thrash an death own them both