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Greef · Sep 30, 2001

I have a Problem....

My girlfriend gets all anxious when I spend alot of time on my PC. So I am on rations....
Result: "as your not using it!", her son plays Half Life more than me! (nick: Early). => I keep having to go to the PC to sort it out when he mucks it up! :twak:

.... I have never had more system crashes...

Please help with some really good excuses why he cant play.

Oh well at least I am getting this: :smileysex

Stazbumpa · Sep 30, 2001

How old is he?

Greef · Sep 30, 2001

16.....
Like most teen boys he is great at games, and at getting new girlfriends then dumping them when they won't sleep with him in the first week (he also dumps the ones that do!)
Also very skilled at wathcing TV lying on the sofa all day.....
Also a demon internet porn finder! :twak:

(I checked web history... interesting suff.. but I'm not allowed <jealous girlfriend!>)

Embattle · Sep 30, 2001

Tell him to buy his own comp

throdgrain · Sep 30, 2001

heh i appreciate ur problem m8.i go for the ol' "well i'm at home not out doing stuff" approach meself....

Greef · Oct 1, 2001

Tell him to buy his own comp

I will probably spend hours helping him to build one from my castoff parts (and not playing ganes)

Wij · Oct 1, 2001

Tell him to get a job

Testin da Cable · Oct 1, 2001

kick him out the house

[after he gets that job Wij offered him hehe]

Wij · Oct 2, 2001

Greef · Oct 2, 2001

testin_da_cable kick him out the house
[after he gets that job Wij offered him hehe]

Wij Tell him to get a job

He's just started as a kithen porter a the DeVere Grand Harbour

Can't kich him out now he is contributing...... Anyway he is OK really

Testin da Cable · Oct 2, 2001

Greef · Oct 4, 2001

Embattle: Tell him to buy his own comp

I'll prolly have to spend hours fixing his PC, even if he buys his own

. And he'll be competing for the 'phone line :-( He's already taken over my Playstation

.

Oh well I'll just have to funk his mum to compensate

)))))

Will · Oct 5, 2001

I'd get hold of a tasty broadband connection and network it - shows you're taking an interest.

Summo · Oct 5, 2001

Originally posted by Lifer181
Oh well I'll just have to funk his mum to compensate

There's something not right about this.

Wij · Oct 5, 2001

I'm scared :/

Summo · Oct 5, 2001

Dinnae worry, Wij. Your mum's safely tucked up here.

Mr_Horus · Oct 5, 2001

Huh? Then who is that on the bed behind me...? :/

Will · Oct 5, 2001

Looks like my Gran escaped then... :eek:

Wij · Oct 5, 2001

/me realises he's wearing a red riding hood :eek6:

old.Kez · Oct 5, 2001

put a password on your logon, kthx.

stu · Oct 6, 2001

dump your girlfriend, if she's already got a kid she's baggage anyway

old.D R E ad · Oct 6, 2001

No no no. This could be an ideal way to cover your own porn finding sessions

Just as well my ex liked porn

Sir Frizz · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by D R E ad

Just as well my ex liked porn

lucky j00

DAN200 · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by Lifer181
16.....
Like most teen boys he is great at games, and at getting new girlfriends then dumping them when they won't sleep with him in the first week (he also dumps the ones that do!)
Also very skilled at wathcing TV lying on the sofa all day.....
Also a demon internet porn finder! (I checked web history... interesting suff.. but I'm not allowed <jealous girlfriend!>)

Hmm, im 15 ill coment.

Great at games- Uh, maybe.
Great at watching TV- Only when im not allowed on the PC
Demon internet p0rn finder- I just use thehun and Kazaa
Great at getting girlfriends- Uh no, the only time girls take ANY interest in me is when they're a bit stuck in IT lessons and I happen to be sitting nearby.

Sir Frizz · Oct 6, 2001

/me gets tdc to wub DAN

Testin da Cable · Oct 6, 2001

is it ok if I just smile at him from a distance?

DAN200 · Oct 6, 2001

It would be far more usefull to find an attractive girl my age whos really crap at using computers, and somehow stick em in my IT group. Oh, and do my homework for me so dont end up handing it all late due to my spending all lesson doing that.

(And yes, you have to read my prievious post on the last page to understand this)

Greef · Oct 6, 2001

Originally posted by SomeGuy

There's something not right about this.

Why? We love each other

Wij: I'm scared :/

PH33R ME :uhoh:

Kez: put a password on your logon, kthx.

Too late - I already in my (alleged) generosity gave him his own AOL login.

Horus^: Huh? Then who is that on the bed behind me...? :/

That's MY mum. Get off her. NOW. :/

Stu-: dump your girlfriend, if she's already got a kid she's baggage anyway

Hmmmm

D R E ad: No no no. This could be an ideal way to cover your own porn finding sessions

Hehehe.. She prolly does like porn, but I couldn't stand her looking at pictures of willies so, why should I look at titties. Fair's fair now!

ItchyTrigaFinga: I'd get hold of a tasty broadband connection and network it - shows you're taking an interest.

Good idea- as soon as I get a fat pipe (other than the trouser one

). Nice little project & I need to learn more abt networking for work! :clap:

DAN200 · Oct 7, 2001

And when your done, come round my house and try to get my dad to do the same thing...

Testin da Cable · Oct 7, 2001

ooh err matron!

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