Yet another scam

[Summo]

We received this warning from our Personnel department today.

I don't usually spread this sort of thing around but I know for a fact that this scam exists and is spreading. Women seem to have been targetted far more than men.

The Scam

If a man comes to your door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits,

DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS.

This is a scam.

He is only trying to see your tits.

 

[Sir Frizz]

riiiiiiiiight

 

[Wij]

Another scam to try... sorry, avoid.

You... sorry, some unscrupulous perv... bets a woman 50p that he can feel her tits up good and proper without actually touching them. Then he simply gives them a right good feel up involving copious amounts of touching and pays the 50p. A proper bargain to any man... sorry, pervoid.