yes!

[Scooba Da Bass]

Because you're desperate? Relax a bit, the best advice for relationships is given in 'Field of Dreams'; "If you build it, they will come", not sure what you are meant to build, or who they are, but it's always served me well.

Seriously though, your best bet is prolly to take it casually, don't go hunting girls, and don't talk to girls expecting more than just to talk to them, virtually every girl I know gets pissed off by people cracking onto them when they go out and prefer guys who will talk to them for the pleasure of talking to them (secretly you are after more, so here's where your acting skills come into play), obviously this may be shit advice, but it's always worked for me, YMMV

 

[*charlton_thd*]

alas the desperation stems from the fact i followed that line of thought for 3 years and got no results.

I'm running out of ideas.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Hmm, you can have my sister if you want, bear in mind she's sold as seen tho

 

[Munkey-]

same charlton

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Bleurgh, this has suddenly turned into the most depressing thing ever;

If you want something lasting, you need to talk to people, lots of them, that involves having the nuts to go up to people.

If you want to get your rocks off ASAP, you need a different approach, you know those arrogant cnuts who get ladies super easily? You need to act like them, be SUPER confident in yourself (drugs may help here, especially cocaine, be warned tho, it will make you a cunt), and if you get brushed off, move onto the next girl, you're basically playing numbers, if you go after 100 girls, some of them will let you snog them, and possibly go further.

I apologise to everyone for the content of this post, but basically it's the way it is, so fuck it

Edit; Being in on a Friday night isn't going to be helping your cause, GET OUT

 

[shadow`]

Originally posted by Munkey-
same charlton

Now theres a surprise.

 

[.cage]

This forum is quickly turning into an e/n site with people discussing every detail of their life, wrongfully assuming anyone cares. I can count the amount of people with anything relevant or humerous to say on one hand.

Nobody cares that you can't get laid, or what you did at sommerfield today.

 

[Mellow-]

LOL cage. So true.

To those who moan about no girls, just calm yourselves, being 16 and without a girl isn't the biggest life problem you're going to have. Plus wearing your baseball caps like that isn't doing you any favours either.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by shadow`


Now theres a surprise.

How I realised I was a cunt by Scooba Da Bass

I thought this as well

THE END

 

[MYstIC G]

/me goes to Moving Target & Perplex school of forum signs....

*uses learnt knowledge to counjour up appropriate sign*

*apologises to TdC for helping to scum up his thread more*

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Hmmmm,

Kids who aren't getting sex;

 

[mr.Blacky]

Well then dont respond, its that easy. It's not high on my list of interest, but complaining about it is just as errrrmmmm interesting.

 

[Embattle]

TDC...I blame you for this

 

[Fergus]

You still havn't told us where in the find land of the dutch you live, or was it just a case of me not being arsed to read the whole thread ?

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Arnhem I think, Monkey, you are single because you are a fucking loop. I think that's the thread pretty much finished now.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by MYstIC G

*apologises to TdC for helping to scum up his thread more*

Originally posted by Embattle:

TDC...I blame you for this

gah.

Originally posted by Scooba da Bass:

I think that's the thread pretty much finished now

yes.