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Testin da Cable

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my very good friend Anita has just left my flat. my livingroom is now perfect, just the way she envisioned it [and even drew it up on paper]. Her reward was a grade A dinner at Chez TdC and my wish that she be forever happy; I wubs her muchly.

So, any of you in holland any time soon, feel free to drop by and down a couple beers wiv meh :)












ps. in case you're wondering, I'm currently engaged in a 'totally rework da crib' project that encompasses the bathroom, livingroom and kitchen. B&L are done, kitchen to go :)
 
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djpringle

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Does your 'very' good friend do foreign jobs then?
 
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Testin da Cable

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hehe I'll put the idea to her gently, though I have the feeling that she'll just laugh loudly and throw things at me :)
 
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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
hehe I'll put the idea to her gently, though I have the feeling that she'll just laugh loudly and throw things at me :)
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Like colour co-ordinated cushions!!!
 
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Testin da Cable

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yesh man. also, she'll throw very gracefully yet with deadly accuracy but in such a way that I'll get to see a lot of her body and will pass out from testosterone poisoning.


You know...I'll go ask her now!
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
Her reward was a grade A dinner at Chez TdC and my wish that she be forever happy; I wubs her muchly.
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Did she get meat and two veg?
 
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meat and several veg actually: I made a salad with two different kinds of lettuce, stuffed olives, little pickles, cherry tomatoes, a spring onion, some dried tomatoes in oil, diced feta cheese and stir-fried marinated ickle chicken slices with spanish peppers and garlic. with it went a white wine and some fresh brown french bread and garlic butter. ahem :)
 
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gah. I refuse to make sexist comments about this luvely grrl :/


though come to think of it she has a pretty bod :) hehe her being the evil sadistic torture-bent wench that she is, we'd prolly spend an evening discussing the best possible way to have sex...then she'd go home and I'd pass out due to extreme blood-loss to the brain
 
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Wij

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Another man who doesn't masturbate enough. Tragic, yet beautiful in it's own right.
 
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Sir Frizz

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Me and a few mates might be going to holland next year tdc, i'll give you a visit if we come over.:)
 
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Testin da Cable

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uh riiiiight hair-bwoi :eek:

frizzman: sure, it would be fun :)

wijlet: wot? 28 times per day not enough? I'd have to start taking protein pills heh
 
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dysfunction

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I think perhaps this thread has been exhausted....

.....so we move onto the insults and throwing of fish!
 
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Munkey-

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*call up tallwhacker reserves*

*fires up the fisho'matic and fires*


crackers.jpg
 
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Munkey-

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awwwwwwwww.

so this girlie. she an archietect? (sp) As i presume from the beggining
 
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Testin da Cable

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nah matey, she's a fashion designer. actually she's a lot of things, and tbh imo [ooh :)] she's a nice amature interior decorator too heh. she came by for dinner a long time ago and bitched loudly to me about how everything in my house was 'wrong'. she fell for it when I cunningly challenged her to do something about it [without changing anything in my [imo] comfortable housie]. she didn't do too much though, just dream up new settings for my furniture...bitch that my hifi stuff was a)too black and b) taking up too much space, that my pootas all had to go, you know heh :) she also made a cream coloured curtainy thing that chops my livingroom into a 'home office' / livingspace. in a nutshell she's added a woman's touch to my bachelor pad. us men being the barbarians that we are "just wack a tv infromt of the couch' mentality heh. [what's wrong with that btw ;)] ah well
 
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dysfunction

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So she has you wrapped around her little finger!!
 
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Testin da Cable

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Originally posted by dysfunction
So she has you wrapped around her little finger!!
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yes. grrls I like are allowed to do that. especially if the reason they are doing it is because I asked for it [or something close enough ;)]
 
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dysfunction

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If you like her sooo much why are you just friends then? :confused:
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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'cause he's an ugly fooker? heh. A long build up to intimacy is ALWAYS good (unless you are 16, and you need to get your nuts emptied AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE), makes the eventually coming together (not an intentional pun) so much sweeter.
 
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Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
unless you are 16, and you need to get your nuts emptied AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
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I want i wait and still NOTHING DAMMIT i'm 17 years old dammit I NEED SEX, do i get it? NO.
Why the hell not i dont get it? i'm not an ugly person, i shower every morning and try to look decent when i go out, i'm funny, intelligent and can cook a stir fry
WHY HAVE I NO GIRLFRIEND??? WHHHHHHHY


*laments*
 
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