yay me...

[xane]

I just had a wonderful crap.

Might go order some games next.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Get U2, I hear its really cool

 

[Mellow-]

Regular anal movements are necessary to healthy living

 

[FatBusinessman]

As Wij will no doubt testify

 

[leggy]

I just took a piss and will probably masterbate later

 

[Wilier]

I just trumped, and cleared the office.



GOOD ARSE.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
As Wij will no doubt testify

Would you like to be fisted ?

 

[mank!]

I just got out of bed!

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'm going to have a massive shit in about three minutes.

 

[mank!]

TDC is now having a massive shit.

 

[S-Gray]

oh er.. cool...

 

[Testin da Cable]

no...I'm delaying it. shall I have another coffee and then make a break for the loo or what?

 

[Lester]

Don't, under any circumstance, double-bake it. It will become claggy and difficult to wipe.

Fact.

 

[Testin da Cable]

just nipping a double expresso atm. tbh feels like there's an nest of pythons squirming in my gut

 

[Wij]

Nope, that's meh fist.

 

[Testin da Cable]

little more to the left pls

 

[Wij]

Way ahead of you.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*squelch*

 

[Wij]

I'm getting a turtle's head as I type...

 

[old.?]

Giving a turtle head?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I could use a p00 atm. morning bowel movements are healthy no?

 

[Wij]

Not if eaten.

 

[leggy]

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