That is the most hilarious post I have ever read lol.
"Ah crap, not this corn-hole again!
<Minstrel Eckes dances>
Infiltrator Don: I swear to God you lute-playing bastard, if you take your pants off again, I'm booting you from the group.
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Don: Whatever you crack-ass.
Infiltrator Rob: You know what I want Don? A woman, that's what.
Infiltrator Don: A woman, what the heck for? This is a game dude, it's not like you have any laundry for her to do or anything. "
Scout Foxee: Are you specced 'thrust' there handsome? <saunters up to Faranhoe> I'm ready for a rear-positional...
Infiltrator Rob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! LET ME DUMB IT DOWN FOR YOU, FOX IS A GUY, A DUDE, HE'S GOT STUBBLE FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
This post deserves a huge Bump.
and why dont we try to keep the story alive, seeing as each episode is written by a diffrent person?
sorry about spellings etc.
<Rob and Don In Hadrian>
<Infiltrator Rob joins the group>
<Infiltrator Don joins the group>
Infiltrator Don: I swear to god... That minstrel is fucked up! he's been following me around all afternoon!
Infiltrator Rob: you aren't refeering to...
Minstrel Eckes: *I am a Butt Cheek Bandit!*/*Kick me in the lute for I crave the Man-Love!*
Infiltrator Rob: lol
Infiltrator Don: seriously dude! what the hell is wrong with you?
<Minstrel Eckes dances>
Infiltrator Rob: whatever, just invite the crackhead and let rock
<Minstrel Eckes joins the group>
Minstrel Eckes: *I am a Butt Cheek Bandit!*/*Kick me in the lute for I crave the Man-Love!*
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: STFU you blueberry-eating fucktard! The only sound I wanna hear from you is the sound of your lute cracking upon penetration of your ASS!
<Minstrel Eckes takes off his pants>
Infiltrator Don: ...........
Infiltrator Rob: get that Friar by that rock.
Infiltrator Don: you sure about this? it's a GUY.. dressed as a WOMAN! what kind of guy wears a dress?!
Infiltrator Rob: Foxee? haha
Infiltrator Don: argh Hope ill never EVER met that he-she cocksuckingtransexual looser again!
<Friar Chucky joins the group>
Friar Chucky: Hey
Infiltrator Don: lo there dude. why are you dressed as a girl?
Friar Chucky: I beg your pardon?
Infiltrator Rob: you know.. Long dress, high heels etc..
Friar Chucky: This my friend, is very exspensive equipment!
Infiltrator Don: LOL so what, you still look like a pantsy, wearing chicks-clothing
Infiltrator Rob: Haha you can be our bitch if you ask nicely.
Friar Chucky: what do you mean?
Infiltrator Don: Dude.. how do I put this.. your armor..
Friar Chucky: what about it?
Infiltrator Rob: ITS PINK! Your armor is frigging PINK!
Friar Chucky: no it's not.. its...a Lightish red
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, they already have a name for a lightish red color.. you know what its called? PINK
Infiltrator Rob: Lets go wtfpwn in Hadrian's
Infiltrator Don: Eckes play that funky music
<15 minuts later>
Infiltrator Don: Hey miss pink. WTF are you doing?
Friar Chucky: (ooc) sorry was had to reply to a pm
Infiltrator Rob: INC!
"Elf was just killed by Faranhoe"
Infiltrator Don: OMG I cant fucking belive we got saved by that Homo Avalonian!
<Paladin Faranhoe joins the group>
Infiltrator Don: You didnt just invite him did you Rob?
Paladin Faranhoe: Hail and well met my Patriotic companions! How fare thee?
Friar Chucky: Hail my noble friend.
Infiltrator Don: oh god, give me the strenght!!
Infiltrator Rob: ARGH! Cant you for once shut your cocksucking-Gay mouth and just be NORMAL like the rest of us?
<Minstrel Eckes picks up a stone and puts it in his mouth>
Minstrel Eckes: !
Infiltrator Don: ECKES!!!!
Paladin Faranhoe: Lay your eyes low and behold! Evil hast been defeated o'h let us celebrate and praise the almighty lord for this grand victory!
Infiltrator Rob: Have you ever considered seeing a shrink in the REAL WORLD?
Paladin Faranhoe: I fail to grasp thy meaning.
Infiltrator Rob: you killed 1 enemy, is that what you call a grand victory?
Friar Chucky: &send Foxee I gently removes your G-string and lick your clit smoothly
Friar Chucky: MT
Infiltrator Rob: OMFG!! YOU LOOSERS SERIOUSLY NEED HELP! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
Infiltrator Rob: FOXEE IS A FUCKING GUY PRETENDING TO BE A HOT CHICK! ARE ALL ROLEPLAYERS BISEXUAL BY NATURE?
<Infiltrator Don left the group>
Infiltrator Rob: Don LD
<Minstrel Eckes kicks Chucky in his strawberry>
Paladin Faranhoe: Despair nay my friends. Our faith in our lord will grand us triumph.
<Paladin Faranhoe sits down and begins to pray>
Paladin Faranhoe: We thank thee lord, for letting us once again triumph. May your grace show the path to these Heathens and-
<Paladin Faranhoe has left the group>
Cabalist Jamon: well met friends <sniff><sniff> have room for me and mr.Blinkels?
Infiltrator Rob: <shakes his head> why do I keep getting these nightmares!
<Cabalist Jamon joins the group>
<Infiltrator Don Joins the group>
Infiltrator Don: sorry ld
Infiltrator Don: Holy master of Poo! WHY did you invite these idiots Rob?
Friar Chucky: Cotswold Cocksmith! It has been long since I last saw ya. I need you to alchemize my 20" Duskwood staff.
Cabalist Jamon: ahh <sniff> so you need the service of mr.Blinkels yes? <sniff><sniff> ah.. we will see what we can do about that later. <sniff>
Infiltrator Rob: /ignore Cabalist Jamon
Infiltrator Don: /ignore Cabalist Jamon
Minstrel Eckes: *I am a Butt Cheek Bandit!*/*Kick me in the lute for I crave the Man-Love!*
Infiltrator Don: <grins> ok Miss Pink lead away
Friar Chucky: ITS NOT PINK! ITS LIGHTISH RED!
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