Xmas limerick

[maxgirth]

As i`m bored, and feeling a tad constructive, how about a limerick competition, DAoC related ofc, heres mine..............

There was a young wizzie called Boh,
who outwitted all of his foe,
The screams heard from most,
upon attacking his ghost.
Were " where the feck did he go".

 

[frogster]

hrhrhr

 

[angrykid]

In the mist of the dawn

 

[old.tRoG]

There once was a young mage named tRoG,
Who got smacked on the head by a log,
He squealed with distaste,
Then departed with haste,
Before dying to a rowdy dog.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Me be the allmighty Goomba.
Me see tomte and say "Ha!"
Me bash tomte head.
With hammer of lead.
And all the realm say "Hurra!"

 

[old.Tyraette]

youre asking for it bud. Just wait til I get the boys here

The Prince of the Shadowed Night
Has moved to the Dark from the Light
I've joined with Roo
To wtfpwn j00
And all all the mid lasses, excite.

 

[old.tRoG]

... How do you pronounce wtfpwn?

 

[old.Tyraette]

i have no idea in the slightest

to my own mind its always been wer-ter-fer-own....but the wtf really close together

makes it 5 syllables long that line, but since im 4 on the previous, it all balances out.

meh, im drinking on an empty stomach. im alloweed exceptions

 

[old.tRoG]

wi-tu-fck pawn.

I think that's how I say it

Oh yeah, and what exactly are the rules for creating limericks?

I'm sure I knew them, oh, 15 years ago.

 

[old.Tyraette]

rhyme is

A
A
B
B
A


lines of 7, 7, 5, 5, 7 syllables though i admit i tend to fudge them now and then so 8 on one 6 on another for example

 

[Wile_E_Coyote]

DAoC is growing boring
most of the time I am snoring
tomorrow or today
I will say nay
and leave the game next morning

 

[maxgirth]

We`ve lost a few albs x two,
now living somewhere with Roo,
Will it get on his nerves,
when he finds out they`re pervs.
Or was this something he knew.