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[Laddey]

What great television last night, really enjoyed it.

Simon Cowell r0x your world, Cheryl Cole is fucking hot as fuck.

Some of the pricks that go on there are fucking daft, but it's still entertaining.

The bird that was singing the Only Fools and Horses anthem, HAHA you fucking freak. She needed a slap

 

[georgie]

Oh Laddey, Laddey, Laddey...

You are a funny fellow.

 

[Laddey]

Oh Laddey, Laddey, Laddey...

You are a funny fellow.

It was a good show last night, i really enjoyed it. I don't usually like shat like Big Brother an all that shite but i watched it because Cheryl was in it, hopefully i'd get a nipple slip (no she never )

Some of the talent is good though, some people with good voices but come on i reckon i could get through to round two tbh.

That schoolgirl Alex was awesome, she said to Simon ''my knee's are shaking'' and the camera switched to his face and HAHAHA all you could see was the fucking pervert perving on her legs, looking her up and down.

Good old simon! You rock mate

 

[Overdriven]

I watched it, better than Big Brother. Had a headache in the first 10 minutes,. was great. Aye at the girl with shaking legs XD He was SO thinking "Oooooooooooh yeah * XD

 

[Laddey]

I watched it, better than Big Brother. Had a headache in the first 10 minutes,. was great. Aye at the girl with shaking legs XD He was SO thinking "Oooooooooooh yeah * XD

Yep, fucking perv!

Im trying to find a vid of it now.

Got it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbG_9e4Mr8&feature=related

2:30+ HAHA

 

[Laddey]

YouTube - Simon Cowls best insults
[youtubevid]a3cTEQFP3VQ[/youtubevid]

Hahaha, what a guy

 

[Edmond]

Yep, fucking perv!

Im trying to find a vid of it now.

Got it

YouTube - X Factor 2008 new series 1st episode-Alexandra


2:30+ HAHA

FFS i want to throw up. uke:

All the bolocks about Bridgend and the suicides, like, oh fucking yeah, if she gets through everyone will forget all about it and the world we be a better place

Give me strength, were turning into america more and more everyday, sickly sweet bunch of fucking arse !!!!

Crap Crap Crap Twats Twats Twats.......Aaaarrrrrggghhhhh

 

[Laddey]

FFS i want to throw up. uke:

All the bolocks about Bridgend and the suicides, like, oh fucking yeah, if she gets through everyone will forget all about it and the world we be a better place

Give me strength, were turning into america more and more everyday, sickly sweet bunch of fucking arse !!!!

Crap Crap Crap Twats Twats Twats.......Aaaarrrrrggghhhhh

Eh?

 

[Edmond]

All the somber music in the background, trying to pull at the heart strings, does my head in. Then everyone starts crying....Jeez

 

[Laddey]

All the somber music in the background, trying to pull at the heart strings, does my head in. Then everyone starts crying....Jeez

Ohhh right, yeah. Lol.

Shes a hotty for a 16 year old though

Mr Cowell thinks so aswell by the looks of it lol

 

[Edmond]

Ohhh right, yeah. Lol.

Shes a hotty for a 16 year old though

Mr Cowell thinks so aswell by the looks of it lol

Yep. i'll give you that, but i'm not getting into the whole 'checking out 16yr olds' debate again

Just opened a bottle of coke in my car and its gone everywhere, hence my pissed off shitty post, sorry

 

[Laddey]

yep. I'll give you that, but i'm not getting into the whole 'checking out 16yr olds' debate again

just opened a bottle of coke in my car and its gone everywhere, hence my pissed off shitty post, sorry

 

[megadave]

wow you are such a chav

 

[Edmond]

Woah....I'm no chav !!

 

[Lamp]

This is a chav:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner)

 

[Overdriven]

Lamp's IRL photo, I knew it.

 

[Lamp]

Lol

 

[Billargh]

You'd think after winning that much he'd put some effort into not looking like a tramp.

 

[Aoami]

Normal for Norfolk.

 

[haarewin]

This is a chav:

Michael Carroll (lottery winner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

LOL his kids are called Beyonce and J-lo what a fucking twat.

 

[Lamp]

yep

 

[swords]

I have nothing but contempt for the X-Factor and it's myriad of clones.
Also included in the contempt list are:

Big Brother
Big Brother clones involving jungles or islands
Elimination competitions involving children, John Fucking Barrowman, musicals, dancing, skating, opera, and hordes of mongs making tits out of themselves.

 

[cHodAX]

Cheryl Cole needs to seriously lay off on the makeup, she wears more foundation than Joan Collins these days and the eye makeup looks like a 5 year old went mad with the crayons.

 

[cHodAX]

LOL his kids are called Beyonce and J-lo what a fucking twat.

Laddey dreams of being that bloke.

 

[TdC]

Carroll is currently estranged from his wife Sandra Aitken and daughters Brooke,Beyonce,and J-lo, and is expecting a child with hair dresser girlfriend Gemma Peake.

Brooke,Beyonce,and J-lo..... how......uh..... how can I put this?

 

[leviathane]

Cheryl Cole needs to seriously lay off on the makeup, she wears more foundation than Joan Collins these days and the eye makeup looks like a 5 year old went mad with the crayons.

ye but you'd still bang the shit outa her, though you'd make sure you wore a condomeh what with where the husbands been.

 

[Laddey]

ye but you'd still bang the shit outa her, though you'd make sure you wore a condomeh what with where the husbands been.

You wouldn't spoil the feeling. I would really suck a fart out her ass, she's so sexy its unreal. Mmm tasty

 

[leviathane]

new low, laddey new low.

 

[Dukat]

Normal for Norfolk.

Edit: "and is expecting a child with hair dresser girlfriend Gemma Peake."

I didnt know that, Gemma was in my class at highschool and lived in the same village as me for many years, I knew her quite well