[WTT] Relic & Safety

[iceforge]

Ok, this is a offer I'm going to propose to you albs and hibs out there.

Give us back all the relics to our Relic keeps and we will do the following things, to you safety:

1: We will not use the GG at keep-re-takes more than 10 times aday.
2: We will put a max counter on savages in any given zone at one time to 250 (with Primetime-RvR-Zones being the exception, we need the 500 Savage zergs fyi! )
3: We won't zerg you grey-cons in DF, we will let them have <cough> fair duels with our savages (buffed and receiving healing ofc!)
4: You get to write "I blame Derric" on BW
5: We will cancel the Trolls annual "lurikeen-barberque-party"

WHEN you accept this more than fair trade, that is much in your advantage, we will plan out a meeting time and place for the out-change of relics, so they can be returned to the Midgaard's Relic Keeps once again.

(Note: If anyone doubt it, this is a joke )

 

[Lochlyessa]

Aren't jokes meant to be funny tho?..

 

[Artemls]

Originally posted by Lochlyessa
Aren't jokes meant to be funny tho?..

 

[Aoln]

Loch's so cruel

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

Loch is ginger, AND grumpy

 

[stroopwafel]

like our greys have a chance to enter df

 

[iceforge]

fine fine....

Originally posted by Lochlyessa
Aren't jokes meant to be funny tho?..

/cries and walks back into his cave

 

[iceforge]

sad

Originally posted by stroopwafel
like our greys have a chance to enter df

Sad that that statement is mostly true..

 

[Derric]

Originally posted by iceforge

4: You get to write "I blame Derric" on BW

 

[sardine]

IMO it's worth doing RR's just so Mids waste shit loads of $$ repairing doors

 

[old.windforce]

i think this was funny tbh

 

[GrivneKelmorian]

Originally posted by iceforge
5: We will cancel the Trolls annual "lurikeen-barberque-party"

can we rethinks this? pwease!

 

[zapzap]

Originally posted by sardine
IMO it's worth doing RR's just so Mids waste shit loads of $$ repairing doors

OOOO yes money is hard to get in this game ?

 

[Mid_Blejsarus]

mids only had df 70% since df came
and albs 25% and hibbis 5% or something like that.
we are all so poor!!!

 

[bigchief]

Originally posted by stroopwafel
like our greys have a chance to enter df

O look it mistah realm hopper ;o

 

[Dorin]

Re: sad

Originally posted by iceforge
Sad that that statement is mostly true..

wot df?

 

[stroopwafel]

Originally posted by bigchief
O look it mistah realm hopper ;o

su buffboted ho!

 

[Makwaerk]

Originally posted by iceforge

5: We will cancel the Trolls annual "lurikeen-barberque-party"

NOOOOO!!!!

<starts to stook up on lurikeens in his cave>

 

[Shike]

bleh, not funny

 

[Garnet]

Originally posted by Lochlyessa
Aren't jokes meant to be funny tho?..

lol owned

 

[sardine]

Originally posted by zapzap
OOOO yes money is hard to get in this game ?

Think about it, its prolly the same a few people who are fixing doors (I may be wrong but I dont play your realm so dont flame me for being wrong ). Pretty soon them people will get tired of repairing all the doors, and if albs try to get thier relics back to it will cost a few bob.

 

[Puppetmistress]

What about giving Albion and Hibernia all relics or Albs and Hibs form an alliance which will strike at the same time at both relickeeps?

Hibs go for power, Albs go for strength at same time, pick the one you want to keep

 

[nelex]

Originally posted by Puppetmistress
What about giving Albion and Hibernia all relics or Albs and Hibs form an alliance which will strike at the same time at both relickeeps?

Hibs go for power, Albs go for strength at same time, pick the one you want to keep

Dont give them any ideas but it will proberly not work. I have a counter plan for that 1

 

[old.windforce]

nice idea ^^

<wonder what cunning plan can stop 400-500 ppl zerging mid relic keeps, apart from crashing the zone or send 12 savages>

 

[nelex]

we will send 200 savages

but crash the zone is a good idea to

 

[painman]

Originally posted by iceforge

5: We will cancel the Trolls annual "lurikeen-barberque-party"

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HELL NO WE AINT

 

[nelex]

puuuh then we kobies are safe atm

 

[iceforge]

your misunderstanding..

Originally posted by nelex
puuuh then we kobies are safe atm

No you aren't, I talked with the Troll community and I promised them they could have a kobold barberque-party instead of the lurikeen one, sorry....

 

[nelex]

Re: your misunderstanding..

Originally posted by iceforge
No you aren't, I talked with the Troll community and I promised them they could have a kobold barberque-party instead of the lurikeen one, sorry....

Crap....

then im going to hide under a rock

 

[Arflane]

Originally posted by iceforge
Ok, this is a offer I'm going to propose to you albs and hibs out there.


We will cancel the Trolls annual "lurikeen-barberque-party"





O sure you are willing to cancel that,but nobody lifts a finger when its dorftossing-day.