WTS - Friar Epic

[Fuzzy]

I've no energy to amuse you lot with one of my usual foolish speeches - just pretend I'm funny.
I've got a set of friar epic armour that's not very used.
I thought I had a buyer earlier, but he seems to have scarpered.
Selling it for 1.5p - it's blue and black...if that's important at all...and I've not soiled it internally as I use a colostomy bag for that sort of thing (extra 2p if you want to buy that as well).

 

[Eeben]

i will be happy to buy it if i can pay u on excal dont got much money here

 

[Fuzzy]

Well - I'm pretty much looking for money here. If I don't get a buyer soon, I might take you up on your offer...but it's going to cost quite a bit more on Excal, I'm afraid.

 

[Fuzzy]

This is still up for offer if anybody is interested.

 

[Boomeruk]

i'll pay you 4p for it on mid/pryd :>

 

[Fuzzy]

Thanks for the offer, but I don't play on mid/pryd.

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

Oooh! I've always wanted a Friar on Camlann, I'll buy it for10p's-worth of sheep wool.

 

[Fuzzy]

10p***-off

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

That.. a no then? :'(

 

[Fuzzy]

Too frelling right, ye welsh prevert

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

Fine then! I didn't want your stupid epic anyways! You.. you crumpet-lovin english man! YOU!

 

[Fuzzy]

ooooooo, that hurt!
I man like a bit of crumpt, but Ah'm nae a Sasanach!

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

Crumpets are crump-lishus... :S
Dont you speak that freaky deaky dutch to me! OR OR! I'll use my welsh tounge on you.. :O

 

[Fuzzy]

It's not Dutch, you ignoramus - it's Gaelic.
I'm not afraid of your double L's.

 

[Fuzzy]

Here's a little something I was sent on Wales. I'm afraid that it's not very funny if you're not British, but for those that are:
Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become firmly established

in Hollywood, the Welsh film industry is to receive additional

funding to step up production. They are going to remake many well

known films, but this time with a Welsh flavour. The following are

planned for release next year...
9 1/2 Leeks
Cwmando
The Lost Boyos
An American Werewolf in Powys
Huw Dares Gwyneth
Dai Hard
The Wizard of Oswestry
Cool Hand Look-you
Sheepless in Seattle
The Eagle has Llandudno
The Magnificent Severn
Haverfordwest Was Won
Austin Powys
The Magic Rhonddabout
Independence Dai
The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch That Time Forgot
Seven Brides from Seven Sisters
Welsh Connection
Welsh Connection II
The Bridge on the River Wye
Lawrence of Llandybie
A Beautiful Mind-you
The Welsh Patient
The Sheepshag Redemption
Breakfast at Taffynys
Look You Back in Bangor
Evans Can Wait
A Fishguard Called Rhondda
Where Eagles Aberdare
Dial M For Merthyr

Please contact the Welsh Assembly for actual dates of release and for
literal translations where needed.

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

<wipes tears from eyes> fuzzy.. did you make all those up? if you did Your the funniest tea-addicted english man alive! ><

 

[Evul]

750g on PvP

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

800g no more!

 

[Pinp]

801

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

802

 

[Ballad_]

802

803 and 5cp!

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

806, and i'll be ur bitch for a week.

 

[Pinp]

806, and i'll be ur bitch for a week.

809 and I will /agree with everything you say

 

[Ballad_]

809 and I will /agree with everything you say

810 and I will double my posts per day-score!

 

[Darksword]

815g and ill cry when u slap me

 

[Ballad_]

815g and ill cry when u slap me

+1 so I can ding 250 posts.

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

820g + i'll be your bitch... AND i'll make you a Fuzzy Stick figurine.

 

[Ballad_]

820g + i'll be your bitch... AND i'll make you a Fuzzy Stick figurine.

830 to bump them all.

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

and in the darkness bump them.

 

[Ballad_]

and in the darkness bump them.

From the lands of Freddys where the bumpers lie.