Wtf????

Job

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Thank God for that, was just about to use one as a mechanical Viagra, but it seems you're not supposed too.
 

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there is a fetish where you place increasing large objects into your pisshole until you can fit another mans cock inside... theres some fucked up people in this world :p
 

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DocWolfe said:
there is a fetish where you place increasing large objects into your pisshole until you can fit another mans cock inside... theres some fucked up people in this world :p



thats..........just.........just.................


how the fuck can you KNOW about that shit!!?? :(

i'm scared now :(
 

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looooooooooooool!!

saw this show where this guy had spaghetti shoved down his wotsit, another bloke decided to surprise his gf by wearing a flower in his willy...... problem was the type of flower he chose had teeny tiny lil hooks down the stem which arnt really visable to the nekkid eye, so he got this flower down there allright but when he tried to get it out... well lets just say, it gives the term "fish hooked" a WHOLE new meaning.
 

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DocWolfe said:
there is a fetish where you place increasing large objects into your pisshole until you can fit another mans cock inside... theres some fucked up people in this world :p

If you stretch the urethra enough you can actually turn the penis inside out too.

Usually stretching is done with medical "sounds" though.
 

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Ezteq said:
looooooooooooool!!

saw this show where this guy had spaghetti shoved down his wotsit, another bloke decided to surprise his gf by wearing a flower in his willy...... problem was the type of flower he chose had teeny tiny lil hooks down the stem which arnt really visable to the nekkid eye, so he got this flower down there allright but when he tried to get it out... well lets just say, it gives the term "fish hooked" a WHOLE new meaning.

Haha, i remember hearing that too! :D. Wasn't it on a tv show called the most painful sexual injuries, or something similar? :p
 

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Vladamir said:
Haha, i remember hearing that too! :D. Wasn't it on a tv show called the most painful sexual injuries, or something similar? :p
wtf @ a program called that too Oo
 

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yaruar said:
If you stretch the urethra enough you can actually turn the penis inside out too.

Usually stretching is done with medical "sounds" though.



That's just wrong. *Cries*
 

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Was browsing a body modification site some time ago ,the stuff some people do to themselves is beyond belief.

It's become a sort of, I can beat you mentality, for the most ridiculous mutulations you can imagine.

1 guy had split his widger into 8 slices and held it all together with steel ring piercings and chains.
I sh8t you not this is true, one guy had his gnads cut off and reattached on the other end of his wang.

There are surgeons who specialise in it, things like metal inserts so you pee in 4 different directions.
 

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My god I actually winced reading some of that ^^

Holy cow :eek7:
 

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yaruar said:
If you stretch the urethra enough you can actually turn the penis inside out too.

Usually stretching is done with medical "sounds" though.

argh i can already feel the pain
no more!!

i wish i could erase this memory
 

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Vladamir said:
Haha, i remember hearing that too! :D. Wasn't it on a tv show called the most painful sexual injuries, or something similar? :p
rofl thats the puppy
 

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Yes .. but do you think they do another line which can be safely inserted ?
 

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There's also something called a "banana split" where they cut it up, and put it back together with piercings :(
 

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like I said theres alot of fucked up people in this world :p
 

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Tasslehoff said:
There's also something called a "banana split" where they cut it up, and put it back together with piercings :(

Penile subcision and bifurication is about the only thing that geniunely squicks me out these days!

You get a bit jaded to body mods when you are friends with some of the most extreme practitioners in the country.
 

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I remember at school, there was always that pack of weirdos that would try to achieve some odd 'cool' in their eyes by piercing and mutilating themselves, the 'Jesus man you're fucked up' response of others seemed to spur them on.
It would seem some people carry this on, personally I think it's just a substitute for friends and personality :)
 

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Job said:
I remember at school, there was always that pack of weirdos that would try to achieve some odd 'cool' in their eyes by piercing and mutilating themselves, the 'Jesus man you're fucked up' response of others seemed to spur them on.
It would seem some people carry this on, personally I think it's just a substitute for friends and personality :)

it is possible to have friends, personality and a liking for bits of metal poking through the body (and other more or less exotic changes)

a large proportion of my friends are modified in one way or another, everything from pierced ears and small tattoos through to split tongues, branding and subdermal implants.
 

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yaruar said:
it is possible to have friends, personality and a liking for bits of metal poking through the body (and other more or less exotic changes)

a large proportion of my friends are modified in one way or another, everything from pierced ears and small tattoos through to split tongues, branding and subdermal implants.

....and a bionic eye... dananananananana... :clap:
 

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Ow, damn, scarred for life now, why the heck did I check this thread? :mad:
 

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Ok this thread has ****** up my day...

I can't stop wincing at some of these...

Guess I'll never order a banana split off of a restaurant menu ever again :(
 

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yaruar said:
it is possible to have friends, personality and a liking for bits of metal poking through the body (and other more or less exotic changes)

a large proportion of my friends are modified in one way or another, everything from pierced ears and small tattoos through to split tongues, branding and subdermal implants.

I'm sure the vast majority of 'modders' are perfectly nice people, BUT, I will always question the need to mutilate yourself to be part of a cult/fashion/gang.
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Job said:
I'm sure the vast majority of 'modders' are perfectly nice people, BUT, I will always question the need to mutilate yourself to be part of a cult/fashion/gang.
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rofl im part of no gang never was never have been, dont follow fashon dont do things to shock/ get attention, i have my tattoos because i like them (always loved tatts since i was a child) and my left ear has been a work in progress for the past god knows how many years but finally i feel its finished (much to my bf's relief).

Some people just like the way certain things look and imo as long as your hurting no one else theres nothing wrong with it, fair enough some of it makes me cringe but if thats what floats your boat then carry on.
 

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If I painted myself pink and nailed a toy boat to my head, it wouldn't harm anyone, but I'd be pretty naive to think people wouldn't take the piss out of me and question my sanity.

Would people sit next to me on the bus, would they leave their kids with me to look after?

You can't make dramatic statements without recieving judgement.
 

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for some people though its not a dramatic statement its just something they like, however yes i should think that those folk who have extream facial piercings etc do have to accept getting odd looks but if youve had your willy sliced and diced i should hope your not going to walk about waving it around in public (even if its got a toy boat nailed to it)
 

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