wtf???

[Amphrax]

Did any of you in the UK just see an advert for christmas?

Christmas Catelog 2009... i mean wtf... its JUNE!!!

 

[tris-]

Ive seen two christmas adverts so far.

 

[Lamp]

I've seen a grown man swim for his life when being chased by an aggressive turd in a river

so yeah

 

[Edmond]

I've got a picture of my dad riding a bike



True story

 

[CorNokZ]

Really? I once fell off a bike! My dad wouldn't stop laughing, lol! We had such a great afternoon that day! Well.. He did.. My mom drove me to the hospital..

 

[Edmond]

I nearly chopped of my toe in the spokes of my front wheel when i was 6, it was hanging on by the bone, still got a great scar

 

[CorNokZ]

Wow! Scars are cool! Did it ever help you pull? I herd chick love that shit man!

 

[Edmond]

They kind of back off when i start taking my sock off and the smell hits them, and then when i brush the dead skin off my toes, they seem to be on theirs

 

[Huntingtons]

i once rollerskated into a bench with my forehead. Slam. eyebrow split open. My mom said she could see my brain... Obviously the bitch lied or i would have been in a different shape today.

 

[CorNokZ]

I once accidently a whole coca-cola bottle, lol

 

[Huntingtons]

I once accidently a whole coca-cola bottle, lol

yeah i often once accidently alot of stuff...

 

[Shagrat]

Ive got a big dent in my leg from when I fell off a wall age 8.

 

[Lamp]

Interesting. So do you think wave function collapse is a fundamental physical stand-alone occurence or quantum decoherence?

 

[Edmond]

Oh the later, obviously. There is nothing fundamental about it!!!

 

[Huntingtons]

my studies have shown through extensive research that it can only be quantum decoherence that cause specific wave function collapses.

 

[sayward]

Oh my God!

 

[Edmond]

But surely the collapses are a direct result of a lack of fudamental quantum decoherence

Now can you see where your theory falls down?

 

[Huntingtons]

i think that after you re read my statement you will find that we fall to an agreement on this subject

 

[Lamp]

Don't forget that quantum decoherence only gives the appearance of wave function collapse and justifies the framework and intuition of classical physics as an acceptable approximation.

 

[Lamp]

Remember Schrödinger's Cat:

A cat, along with a flask containing a poison, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal Geiger counter detects radiation then the flask is shattered, releasing the poison which kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not a mixture of alive and dead.

 

[sayward]

I'm losing the will to live!

 

[Edmond]

I'm losing the will to live!

Perhaps Jacko has been reading this thread too?

 

[sayward]

Now you're totally confusing me, almost thought I'd put that in the wrong thread!

 

[Lamp]

Michael Jackson is both alive and dead