WTF is a "Porch Monkey" ?????

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Scouse

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Because we've done an upgrade to our email hitler software and "porch monkey" is a term that gets your email yanked up for all us support-types to laugh at before we decide whether to let you join in on the hilarity.

Well? :)
 
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old.rapture

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Quick google search shows it might be considered a racist slur on blacks.

First ive heard of it, cant say im offended either, and i aint white.
 
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Scouse

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Apparently it's a racist slur against african-americans. Can't quite figure out why tho....

Come on people!!!!!!!
 
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old.Jas

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Is the software american by any chance? Seems like it comes from across the pond
 
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Furr

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Americans are *insert USA bashing here*

Also i cringed when i saw halle berry cry on the oscars
 
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old.Jas

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I cringed at the whole oscars - selfcongratulatory bullshit
 
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Sar

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LotR wuz robbed innit :(

Fucking Ron Howard

Fucking A Beautiful Mind

Fucking Jennifer Connolly






Actually that last one sounds quite fun :D
 
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Furr

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LOTR TTT trailer released in a few days, hopefully on quicktime as well
 
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mr.Blacky

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dont you people know the oscars are supposed to be watched with the sound off;) or with the tv off. I really dont know which anymore:mad:
 
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Penry

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Have you never seen 'the waltons' ? - back in them there days - folks used to sit on their porch decking, in rockin' chairs - drinking 'real' lemonade, singin the blues, and doin not alot else! just being kinda lazy and moaning at those that do work around them that they're doing in all wrong ? (I've heard the phrase before - thought it meant them there folks ! - probably wrong tho! - my2p)
 
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Scouse

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Very nice - but what the FUCK is a PORCH MONKEY???!!!!!
 
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Scouse

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Bump this back to the top :)

Come on people - it's pissing everyone off in the office :(
 
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~YuckFou~

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Its obviously someone who hangs around on the porch, like yanks do. In your context it might be called a gatekeeper.
 
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Furr

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i dont know if this is right but it might be close , well racists always say that blacks are the least developed race and are look and act like monkeys so thats where you have the monkey bit , also maybe black americans sit on their porch a large amount of time ( like in those friday films) hence porch monkeys , makes a kind of stupifying sense dont it?
 
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mr.Blacky

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hmmm looking at old movies white slave owners also sat on the porch?
personally the only thing i want to see on a porch are beautiful women :D
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Jas
I cringed at the whole oscars - selfcongratulatory bullshit

Like I always say.....and George C. Scott from the great film Patton agrees:

1970: Calling the Oscars "a two-hour meat parade," GEORGE C. SCOTT announces that he will refuse the Best Actor award if he wins (for playing WWII general George Patton in Patton). On the big evening, presenter Goldie Hawn rips open the Best Actor envelope and squeals, "Oh my God! The winner is George C. Scott!" True to his word, Scott is home in New York watching a hockey game on TV. He's the first actor ever to refuse an Oscar.
 
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mr.Blacky

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dont mind the meat, but that freaking crying on all channels argh :(
 

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