wtf happened to jessica alba?

[Naffets]

http://www.fileplanet.com/spotlight/2007/2007Movies/images/Silversurfer.jpg

Oo, wtf?

 

[aika]

She is the Mudman to the right, yes?

 

[Chronictank]

i'm going with Reese Witherspoon taking her place

 

[CorNokZ]

Give back more Jessica Alba.. Don't remember if she dies in Sin City, but if she didn't is there a chance she can reappear in number 2?

 

[soze]

Apparently she was not there to take the promo pictures so its either a body double or a spaz with paint shop. It must have been more work to make her look that bad

 

[Huntingtons]

actully, they realized she was ugly - look at their faces - they're all suprised to see her ugly face

 

[Basic_X]

Stand in of d00m? wtf - my erection fell down rather fast looking at her. bah - what will it become with my wet dreams tonight.....ITS RUINED!!!

 

[Ezteq]

Jessica Alba aka Nancy in sin city didnt die in the movie but the second sin city should be a dame to kill for and nancy as far as ai can recall does not appear in that comic, its dwight, gayle, miho (sp?) and marve they also have the big dude that played john coffee from green mile he was in the comic and the blonde chick who marve boinked and then she died but they did something a bitfishey with that ploit line in SC1 so not sure if they can work it in to the film.


this is Armatage Shanks, FH sin city correspondant signing out!

 

[Bahumat]

this is Armatage Shanks, FH sin city correspondant signing out!

Doesn't Armatage Shanks make bathroom sinks etc?

 

[tris-]

Doesn't Armatage Shanks make bathroom sinks etc?

i thought they made toilet bowls

 

[Ezteq]

Doesn't Armatage Shanks make bathroom sinks etc?

Well you know me, busy reporter of today I need a side line to keep the money rolling in when the stories are a bit flat.

anyone need a kazi or sink made?

story reported on?

pedicure?

delousing?

....


no i draw the line at irrigating anything that isn't a crop, ty

 

[Huntingtons]

Stand in of d00m? wtf - my erection fell down rather fast looking at her. bah - what will it become with my wet dreams tonight.....ITS RUINED!!!

think of me then, everybodys wet dream come true

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing wrong here.

 

[Ezteq]

tbh she looks better in sin city she looks a bit, umm fake? in that picture toht posted

 

[old.Tohtori]

tbh she looks better in sin city she looks a bit, umm fake? in that picture toht posted

To be honest, sin city was a nice movie, but nothing special and she looked like a trailer trash chica in that one.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but...

 

[crispy]

Whats the word im looking for... ?

Fuckable maybe?

btw prolly been discussed before, but isnt it a bit odd they made her invisible in some scenes when she so clearly deserves to get looked at?

 

[Huntingtons]

tbh she looks better in sin city she looks a bit, umm fake? in that picture toht posted

always thought of her as dull, even in sin city, fuckable definatly, but dull still. the blonde with clive owen is abit more slutty, my style!

 

[Everz]

view my location ;<

 

[Ezteq]

always thought of her as dull, even in sin city, fuckable definatly, but dull still. the blonde with clive owen is abit more slutty, my style!

haha brittney murphy as shelly, tbh i thought Gayle the hooker with the machine gun was hawt! she'd kick your arse then charge you Fih Dollah to make it better Oo

 

[Helme]

Personally I thought she looked her best in Dark Angel, and it was also her best roles imo.

 

[soze]

Personally I thought she looked her best in Dark Angel, and it was also her best roles imo.

Ohh yes curse the man that took Jessica Alba wearing tight Leather trousers off my TV every week.

 

[Corran]

Ohh yes curse the man that took Jessica Alba wearing tight Leather trousers off my TV every week.

Aye indeed.. just 2 series of that show was a shame... but hey, they are good so get to rewatch them I feel like, which sometimes is quite often

 

[evzy]

Phew I thought I had banged her all the way to uglyville t'other night, but she is still looking ok...

 

[Gotrag]

I must admit I don't rate Jessical Alba as being extremly good looking.

 

[Huntingtons]

I must admit I don't rate Jessical Alba as being extremly good looking.

agreed, fuckable definatly, but not deserving the top 5 she usually is placed in of celeberity goodlookers

 

[soze]

Jessica Alba was number 1 in FHMs 100 sexiest women. I rate her as being stunning but my mate dose not it boils down to him liking big tits so Jessica is only good looking not perfect.