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[Rubber Bullets]

Hi,

I occasionally do local careers fairs and take around a 24" monitor running various interactive stuff for the kids to do to introduce them to Radiography as a career.

I want to create a mousemat to use with this and have made the image below, and want to add a slogan. Sadly everything I have come up with so far is a bit cheesy or even sinister. I am beginning to realise why advertising companies get paid so much for this shit.

Given that I can't afford to pay anyone has anyone got any bright ideas?

Some ideas so far have been:

Radiographers see right through you

Radiography - it's all about the inside

Radiography - real X-Ray Spex

Radiography - more than skin deep

And, just for example, what's shown here:

This is aimed at kids 13 - 16 ish.

Any ideas gratefully received.

RB

 

[old.Tohtori]

Radiography:

Arnold thinks it's cool.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Thanks Tohtori, made me laugh

RB

 

[Belgerath]

Radiography See through the obvious /shrug

 

[rynnor]

This is aimed at kids 13 - 16 ish.

Heh - I like your ideas but they are too cerebral

Try "Radiography - See inside stuff!"

 

[taB]

Considering all the obese teens I would go with:

Radiography - everyone's thin on the inside!

 

[Uara]

Radiography-OH DEAR GOD how did that lightbulb get there!!

 

[taB]

I would have thought the teachers would be more interested in it though. Then they can see who's carrying knives!

 

[TdC]

Radiographers do it in the dark?

 

[mycenae]

Radiography - see whats hidden?
Radiography - seeing things other tests cannot reach?
Radiography - seeing is believing
Radiography - seeing you as you really are

To be honest, I like the 'bringing the insides out' one the best!

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Thanks for the suggestions, and the support

Probably best not to go with anything sexual, though no doubt it would go down just fine, I did like the lightbulb suggestion.

I hope they're not too cerebral, we are trying to edjikate after all

RB

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh, Radiology - think deeper.

Could work.

 

[Rubric]

Radiography - The new pornography.

Radiography - It's boring as shit but the moneys alright.

Radiography is to photography what a dentist is to doctor.

 

[old.user4556]

Radiography - enabling skeleton porn, scat is now boring

 

[Mabs]

that image reminds me of the ready brek glow in the dark thing from ages ago


it scares me

 

[Will]

I'm a facist with these things, but change the font when you do it.

Every slogan I can think of is somewhat coloured by my experiences with radiographers, so they aren't very helpful. Radiography - Its about the machine, not the patient. Radiography - People skills aren't needed. Radiography - You can ultrasound my balls.

See? I warned you.

 

[Aoami]

Radiography - Looking inside people, not graphs about radios.

 

[Mabs]

join us ! the only place you get paid to give people radiation sickness !*



*possibly

 

[gohan]

Radiography - Looking inside people, not graphs about radios.

haha i like that 1

 

[Rubber Bullets]

I'm a facist with these things, but change the font when you do it.

Every slogan I can think of is somewhat coloured by my experiences with radiographers, so they aren't very helpful. Radiography - Its about the machine, not the patient. Radiography - People skills aren't needed. Radiography - You can ultrasound my balls.

See? I warned you.

It's sad that you've had these experiences Will, there are certainly some bad radiographers around. I would hope that at least the one who ultrasounded your balls warmed their hands first.

What font would you suggest by the way? I played around with a few but am not particularly happy with this one.

Aoami, that made me laugh, thanks

Didn't want to scare you Mabs, and radiation sickness is pretty rare too.

Thanks again guys

RB

 

[Edmond]

Radiography- X-citing on the inside too??

Sorry, i'll keep thinking

 

[Mabs]

Didn't want to scare you Mabs, and radiation sickness is pretty rare too.

hehe nah its ok, i spent most of my life being xrayed and stuff due to gleeful malfunctions , i think i glow in the dark

 

[old.Tohtori]

Radiography - Supermans got nothing on us(add b*tch for effect).

 

[Will]

It's sad that you've had these experiences Will, there are certainly some bad radiographers around. I would hope that at least the one who ultrasounded your balls warmed their hands first.

What font would you suggest by the way? I played around with a few but am not particularly happy with this one.

After all the gel that they smeared on, it didn't really matter.

I'm not got my list here. I shall see what work have on the systems if you give me a wee while.

 

[RandomBastard]

Radiography - Absolutely nothing to do with cats.
Radiography is to medicine what headlamps are to cars.
Radiography - There's no squishy bits here.
Radiography - Skeletons are cool.
Radiography did not kill the video star.

 

[Will]

I've only got about 12 fonts here, sorry.

 

[Insane]

Radiography - Sticks, Stones and Broken Bones

/coat

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Very clever RandomB, I really like the last one

Will, thanks, and for the PM, I'll post a blank version is that OK?

RB

 

[Will]

Thats great. We can turn it into a caption competition.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

There you go, do your worst

RB