Would you ?

[Lamp]

Would you, or wouldn't you ?

 

[Blackjack]

Yes, i would eat that sundae

 

[Binky the Bomb]

No, i'm trying to cut down on the sweets so the sundea is out of the question.

 

[Raven]

6 pinter

 

[cHodAX]

She is getting a bit lardy these days, tis a shame because a couple of years ago she was nice and curvy which I consider to be ideal but now she is getting a bit of a gut and that isn't attractive. It is all those puddings she keeps making with buckets and buckets of double cream, greedy bitch! Oh and it would be a bit like fucking a female version of her dad...

 

[cHodAX]

Saying that, I would let her suck all the whipped cream out of my hairy profiteroles.


Does that make me a bad person?

 

[georgie]

TBH, I'd probably do him too.

 

[Lamp]

She is getting a bit lardy these days, tis a shame because a couple of years ago she was nice and curvy which I consider to be ideal but now she is getting a bit of a gut and that isn't attractive. It is all those puddings she keeps making with buckets and buckets of double cream, greedy bitch! Oh and it would be a bit like fucking a female version of her dad...

Now.............then..........

 

[cHodAX]

TBH, I'd probably do him too.

Tell us something we didn't already know you dirty fucker!

 

[leviathane]

Ohh she's still a yummy mummy, it'd be a tick in a box

 

[Ezteq]

lol anyone see that dead ringers sketch where they were showing that nigella couldnt do anything without it being sexy and she was unblocking the bog?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hell yeah, no question. Seems like a fine fine lady, with possible taste in whisky and cigars...pre-during-after *grin*

 

[Binky the Bomb]

lol anyone see that dead ringers sketch where they were showing that nigella couldnt do anything without it being sexy and she was unblocking the bog?

I think so, it was a while ago.

 

[Ezteq]

lol found this on you tube its not the loo sketch but you boys might like it

YouTube - Dead Ringers: Nigella Lawson Teaches How To Brush Our Teeth
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cho....get a splash mat matey you may need it Oo

 

[Laddey]

With a plank of timber

 

[Calaen]

She is very sexy, her whole cooking show revolves around her licking her fingers like she is sucking d**k. She would deffo get my vote.

 

[Sharma]

 

[Calaen]

Sharma she would make you a proper lush Parmo and you would be rimming her in minutes!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sharma she would make you a proper lush Parmo and you would be rimming her in minutes!!!!

Unlike you, who'd just eat the girl and rim the parmo?

 

[Calaen]

I only eat Chicken I cook myself

 

[Binky the Bomb]

So, you have a turkey baster then?

 

[tris-]

id slam her.

 

[AngelHeal]

id slam her.

i'd bet you actually only specced 41 shield and no respecs left

 

[tris-]

geek

 

[AngelHeal]

geek

check your own avatar befor saying such stuff to others

 

[preacherboypip]

I would taste her chicken

 

[Lamp]

check your own avatar befor saying such stuff to others

LOL tris got pwnd

 

[tris-]

check your own avatar befor saying such stuff to others

g33k

 

[AngelHeal]

g33k

...deebs bitch

 

[Overdriven]

First one? Yes. I'd redecorate that room and eat the food.