Would you sooner have sex with....

[Lamp]

1. Linzi Lohan or
2. Joss Stone but she's been dead for 6 hours

 

[Ch3tan]

Who is "linzi" Lohan?

I'd do the dysfunctional actress bitch with a similar name over a corpse.

 

[TdC]

neither. they are both in the meh pages of the teedlebook. Anne Hathaway is my current muse for some reason.

 

[Ch3tan]

neither. they are both in the meh pages of the teedlebook. Anne Hathaway is my current muse for some reason.

It's either / or. You don't get to add options!

 

[Bahumat]

Joss Stone, but only because I love the smell of dead people.

 

[Olgaline]

none of the above hold a candle to yvonne

 

[georgie]

2. Joss Stone but she's been dead for 6 hours

We allowed to reheat her if she's a bit chilly?

 

[TdC]

you're also allowed to plug her if she starts leaking.

 

[Olgaline]

electrical puls stimulation!
to the vocal cord, and lower muscle regions

she'd jitter and shiver as if she was way into you...
surely the mild pain would be a price worth paying ?

Spoiler

What!? I'm just tweaking teedles fantasi a little here, let him have it!

 

[TdC]

you're thinking I haven't already considered that?



I mean, of course not! Besiders, like I mentioned to the FBI earlier....

 

[Olgaline]

you talked to the feds ?
you didnt tell them abou....



on second thought, never mind, carry on....

 

[TdC]

I told them *all* about you, silly! they said not to worry, once I'm on witness protection you'll never be able to hurt me again

 

[Ezteq]

Joss Stone, but only because I love the smell of dead people.

do they remind you of victory?

 

[Olgaline]

I told them *all* about you, silly! they said not to worry, once I'm on witness protection you'll never be able to hurt me again

I'm sure your *Handlers* will take real good care of you

 

[TdC]

I've explained all my needs to them. In great detail, and at great length

 

[Olgaline]

They'll never please you like I can!

in no particular order

Spoiler

 

[Zenith.UK]

Strictly within the confines of this poll, I would rather plug a dead Joss Stone.
You might catch something if you banged LL.

 

[TdC]

They'll never please you like I can!

in no particular order

Spoiler

I'm yours Olgaline. Take me, take me now!

 

[BloodOmen]

None of them i'd rather have a night meeting with lady palm and her 5 sisters.