Would you move to a village where...

[Lamp]

you are GUARANTEED to get sex any time you want - anything you want - where the women outnumber the men 8 to 1...the only thing is that all the women are well over 60 years old, many of them in their 70s & 80s.

 

[Lethul]

I would really like this poll to be non anon so I could see who are the sick freaks

 

[Lamp]

its probably easier to list the people who aren't deviant freaks TBH (would be a shorter list)

 

[CorNokZ]

I bet TdC, that old fella, will vote yes

 

[TdC]

you guys have no idea just how much experience counts. I know some old biddies who could make you jizz your pants just by cracking their false teeth at you, let alone flapping a boob. so there


edit: also, I can do all sorts of things to this poll but I can't change it's base type, which sucks.

 

[Lamp]

I bet he's got his "old fella" out right now checking out the internets eye candy

 

[TdC]

nah, I have you people to find them for me and those shoes she's wearing are hella cool tbh. if I get to be that old I certainly hope I'm wearing similar shoes and smoking a cigar like that, with a big \/ to the world

 

[Lamp]

what they don't tell you is that she's permanently stuck in that position. Looks cool in a photo...but imagine trying to get to the postoffice in that position...

 

[TdC]

she prolly flails about like Peter Crouch.

 

[Lamp]

"Crouch" is rude word.

"Crevice" is positively disgusting.

Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!

 

[echome]

No.

 

[Aoami]

Weymouth?

 

[Imgormiel]

Umm two missing options from the poll.

1 Why should I even consider it, I'd get less sexxor living there when lamp is already getting the harem and is not willing to share.

2 My wife is a geriatric and I don't need any more thank you

Oh and just a final point, why Newcastle, Preston would have done, might have cut down the student suicide rate ;p

 

[old.Tohtori]

One word.

TdC knows what word.

GILF

Since the outlook of these ladies isn't in question, aka "anything you want".

Nothing deviant, nothing weird, nothing sick.

And if you think "But it's like f*cking your gran!", then f*cking someone with a kid is like f*cking your mother and f*cking someone single is like f*cking your sister

Dude, you've got issues.

 

[Ch3tan]

Fools, the one thing those Northerners get right is filthy yet stunning women. Devient Newcastle option ftw!

 

[Marc]

I voted yes, cos Helen Mirren would get it.

 

[Bahumat]

I said yes, then read the question and realised it was old biddies so no thanks. 40-50 you can still be hot, but any more and the wrinkles kinda put you off

 

[old.Tohtori]

I said yes, then read the question and realised it was old biddies so no thanks. 40-50 you can still be hot, but any more and the wrinkles kinda put you off

Just haven't met the right oldies

 

[Calaen]

There aint many women out there that are HOT at well over 60, so no thanks for the invitation.

 

[CorNokZ]

wtf is wrong with you guys!? You all out there hooking up with supermodels? I bet every single one of you has dipped the one eyed cobra in some nasty dirty filthy slag just to finally get some after a while!

Now you're passing up on free sex just cause they a bit older than you? Friend of mine did a 67y old not too long ago and he said it was great

I bet some of the old slags could tear each and every single one of you a new one!

 

[Bahumat]

wtf is wrong with you guys!? You all out there hooking up with supermodels? I bet every single one of you has dipped the one eyed cobra in some nasty dirty filthy slag just to finally get some after a while!

Now you're passing up on free sex just cause they a bit older than you? Friend of mine did a 67y old not too long ago and he said it was great

I bet some of the old slags could tear each and every single one of you a new one!

Look, I don't know what your damage is little man, but I don't want an old lady to be bumming me with a strap on ok!

 

[CorNokZ]

Look, I don't know what your damage is little man, but I don't want an old lady to be bumming me with a strap on ok!

 

[old.Tohtori]

There aint many women out there that are HOT at well over 60, so no thanks for the invitation.

That's the point, it was said "anything you want" with the only rule being that they are over 60, nearing 70 and some over that.

Hotness scale can be tweaked to 120%!

And you all forgot the vampire clause, which as we all know, is a loophole in this whole thing

 

[Bahumat]

Ok I wanna see hot ladies 60+. God knows how old Helen Mirren is but she looks great still.

 

[TdC]

GILF

I deny everything

 

[Huntingtons]

if i can move out after i've done em all!

 

[Lethul]

God knows how old Helen Mirren is but she looks great still.

Yes I do, 63

 

[CorNokZ]

ITT: FHOT thinking they're only screwing supermodels

 

[Uara]

Newcastle all the way. Good job im going there in 4 weeks ( for probably 2 years)

 

[tris-]

you are GUARANTEED to get sex any time you want - anything you want - where the women outnumber the men 8 to 1...the only thing is that all the women are well over 60 years old, many of them in their 70s & 80s.

Sounds like a boring place.