Would you like to swap hair with me?

[Maljonic]

So this 50 odd year old woman comes up to me in the street a few minutes ago and asks, "Would you like to swap hair with me?"

I thought she was being sort of comically nice, suggesting that she wishes she were a bit younger and still had nice hair or something, so I laughed in that chuckly polite way you do when strangers make jokes. Then she says, "No, you wouldn't!" then stormed off looking genuinly upset that I didn't say yes.

I meet the strangest people sometimes.

 

[TdC]

I'm making a mohawk later today. If you want I can send you my shavings to give to her later

 

[Draylor]

Well at least you know you have desirable hair, though I think Id rather be bald if it meant the being left alone by the crazies.