Would you let a hot girl fart in your face?

[Lamp]

LMAO: Funny - Would you let a hot girl fart in your face? - Vewgle




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[Congax]

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[old.Tohtori]

Lollerific

But may i say, just in general, men are stupid...seriously.

Doing stuff just on the offchance % that they might get something from hot women. Even if they know deep inside there's nothing in it, they let them.

If you never tried playing along with a hot chick, getting her all exited, attending to her needs and all, being a real gent all night and then if she pops the question "So, my place or yours?", just shoot 'em down. Ah, payback

 

[cHodAX]

Docwolfe let a fat bird sit on his face, that close enough?

 

[DocWolfe]

Whats the big deal? You get to stare at a fit girls arse... and all you have to do is suffer 5 seconds of methane.

cHo: At least it was a woman who sat on my face... you paid £10 for the fat hairy man.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Whats the big deal? You get to stare at a fit girls arse.

Exactly, what's the big deal

 

[cHodAX]

cHo: At least it was a woman who sat on my face... you paid £10 for the fat hairy man.

That is a lie and it was disproven in a court of law! I was having a lay down on a park bench with a tenner in my hand when a rather large gentleman with long hair came over and say down on the bench without noticing I was there. The fact that he wasn't wearing trousers at the time and he sat on my face by accident was nothing to do with me your honour!

 

[DocWolfe]

That is a lie and it was disproven in a court of law! I was having a lay down on a park bench with a tenner in my hand when a rather large gentleman with long hair came over and say down on the bench without noticing I was there. The fact that he wasn't wearing trousers at the time was nothing to do with me your honour!

Why was your tongue out of your mouth at the time then, and moving in an up and down fashion (aka licking)?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why was your tongue out of your mouth at the time then, and moving in an up and down fashion (aka licking)?

Icecream dream. Must be. *polishes his defence layer badge*

 

[cHodAX]

Why was your tongue out of your mouth at the time then, and moving in an up and down fashion (aka licking)?

I was stung on the tongue by a wasp and it had swollen to such an extent that it would no longer fit in my mouth. Therefore I had to stick my tongue out and I move it around to try and lessen the swelling before I choked on my own appendage.

 

[DocWolfe]

I was stung on the tongue by a wasp and it had swollen to such an extent that it would no longer fit in my mouth. Therefore I had to stick my tongue out and I move it around to try and lessen the swelling before I choked on my own appendage.

An interesting and entirely believable series of events.

 

[cHodAX]

An interesting and entirely believable series of events.

Exactly what the judge said.

 

[[HB]Jpeg]

Lollerific

But may i say, just in general, men are stupid...seriously.

Doing stuff just on the offchance % that they might get something from hot women. Even if they know deep inside there's nothing in it, they let them.

If you never tried playing along with a hot chick, getting her all exited, attending to her needs and all, being a real gent all night and then if she pops the question "So, my place or yours?", just shoot 'em down. Ah, payback

Best way get summin froma hot chic is ignore em.. and dont show an interest.. they then get intrigued why u not interested.. hence chase u

has never worked for me!! (cos im a ugly bastard) but worked for me mates many times lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Best way get summin froma hot chic is ignore em.. and dont show an interest.. they then get intrigued why u not interested.. hence chase u

has never worked for me!! (cos im a ugly bastard) but worked for me mates many times lol

True, true. Works ofcourse better if they have AT ALL interest in you.

And sometimes it backfires. But, that's the weird "dating" scene of people.

Ah the lovely evening of ignoring a girl, then feigning interest when she suddenly wanted me and then dropping her later that evening(when she thought we "hit it off") to go and talk to the ugliest girl there

 

[Ezteq]

omg rofl that was gross, lol @ the woman who let her do it. Personally i wouldnt let anyone do it to me, just incase theyre real rotters and it could kill me, im just not prepared to take the chance tbh.

p.s. that chick had a hell of a lot of gas i wonder if she'd been on a special diet before the show Oo

 

[old.Tohtori]

p.s. that chick had a hell of a lot of gas i wonder if she'd been on a special diet before the show Oo

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell......

Beans beans the magical fruit!
The more you eat the more you toooot!

 

[Dukat]

Whats the big deal? You get to stare at a fit girls arse... and all you have to do is suffer 5 seconds of methane.

For me the big deal would be the loss of pride - I only watched the first guy in that video, but really, come on, you call that a man? :touch:

Now dont get me wrong, I'm terrible when I have to talk to a girl I like, I stumble over my words and all the rest of it, always have been like that, but christ, it would be a cold day in hell before I'd demean myself like that guy did just so I could please a moderately nice looking lass and get to be close to her backside for 5 seconds.

Not that it really matters either way!

 

[Lamp]

How many women would let a man drop a guff in their face ?

 

[soze]

I would have said yes then bit her on the arse befor she did it.

Or let her fart in a bag then put it on her head.

 

[Everz]

id get a peek of her arse then run..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Funny thing there, difference on women and men.

Women(like your GF for example) wants to fart on your face.

You say no.
She sayes stuff.
You still say no.
She sayes you're being an ass/no fun, come on!
You say no.
She MIGHT even say it's got something to do with her. Anyway, she gets mad 'cause you won't play.
Everyone else agrees that you're a pansy/ass/stupid for not doing it.
Your fault, man loses, finish him! *ripping of testicle*(yes one, wait for it)

Now...

You say to GF can you fart on her face.
She says no and adds it's gross.
You say oh come on, you're no fun.
She says no, but adds also the tiny thing of...you're calling her no fun, that's a shovinistic game and you're being an ass for even considering something like that.
Everyone agrees that you're a dumb shovinistic guy.
Your fault, man loses, finish him! *ripping of other testicle*

 

[Ezteq]

well tbh i wouldnt let my bf do it to me so i wouldnt expect him to have me do it to him.. err... *checks back* yeah thats what i mean.

basically unless someone begs me to do something that i wouldnt want done to myself its do un to others.

and your right about the whole demeaning thing those guys might have had a laugh bu theres no way they earned respect for it

 

[Glacier]

I'd do it, just for a laugh.

Loss of respect/dignity? its a fucking fart, get over yourselves. ^_^

 

[cHodAX]

I would happily take a fart in the face in exchange for a flash of the gash to be honest.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dignity isn't really an issue for a guy who comes up with stuff like a public wankathon.

I wouldn't do it, but that 'cause...heh..well..i'm a bit weird this way but...i don't care for farts on my face

+ there's nothing to gain.

 

[NikonL]

er... i wouldn't do it if the end game was just the fart in the face that's for damn sure. A few seconds of "meh" ass are not worth looking like a desperate sucker for imo If it was GOING somewhere, or there was money involved, I could possibly be swayed

 

[Solo]

If it was GOING somewhere, I could possibly be swayed

I think the only way a fart can progress is into a discharge. uke:

 

[Lamp]

eww

 

[Bugz]

For nothing - no way.

For money - yes - if the right amount

For sex - probably not

 

[Lamp]

For money - yes - if the right amount

Would you let really fat bird drop one on you - for the right amount ?

What about a bloke ? A cow ? Are there limits to what money and a fart on the face can buy ?