Would you hand over your wallet ?

[Lamp]

or would you say "fuck it, its only a chimp, I'll disarm it, and punch its lights out" ?

 

[gohan]

id dive to the side and kick the gun out of his hand in 1 swift motion, catch said gun and blow both his knee caps out, no need for death

 

[Helme]

I don't use a wallet :<

 

[Raven]

A fully grown chimp would just pull your arms out off (literally) that little one is probably easily as strong as a man.

 

[gohan]

A fully grown chimp would just pull your arms out off (literally) that little one is probably easily as strong as a man.

no.... a fully grown mountain gorrila, not a poxy little chimp

 

[Rookiescot]

I'd just give him my wallet. Theres fuck all in it anyway.

 

[Dukat]

I just went paintballing! poncy gay 9mm glock "bullets" probably wont hurt all that much more!!


ATTACKKKK

 

[old.Tohtori]

If a chimp point a gun at you, i doubt very much he's after your f*cking wallet.

 

[Raven]

no.... a fully grown mountain gorrila, not a poxy little chimp

errr, no a chimpanzee too... On average they are 5x stronger than humans

Nature news
"Animal strength
Chimpanzees are different from humans in several obvious ways, one of which is their sheer physical strength. But why are they so much stronger than us?

The answer isn't just sheer muscle bulk. It's also to do with that fact that their muscles work around five to seven times more efficiently than ours. Studies of human and other primates' jaw muscles show that our muscle fibres are far smaller and weaker than those of our cousins - roughly an eighth the size of those seen in macaques, for example.

The reasons for this remain poorly understood, but one contributing factor is the genes that encode myosin, the protein fibres from which muscles are made. Comparison of human and ape sequences for a myosin gene called MYH16 show that all humans have a mutant version of this gene.

Some have even credited the more diminutive muscles in human jaws for our larger intelligence. One theory says that these smaller muscles gave our skulls the room to grow rounder, allowing for a bigger brain cavity1."

 

[fettoken]

I don't use a wallet :<

what he said..

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I'd offer it a cup of tea.

 

[angrymoon]

hahaha! a chimp and a hand gun...interesting

Could have made those PG tips adverts more entertaining

 

[tris-]

is he threatening me or asking for my wallet?

reminds of that peepshow ep where mark is asked for his stuff by a couple lads, and he just gives them it!

 

[crispy]

id risk my life to get the chance to punch an animal in the face!

 

[pikeh]

is he threatening me or asking for my wallet?

reminds of that peepshow ep where mark is asked for his stuff by a couple lads, and he just gives them it!

then he has to run away from them!

"oh this really leaves a bitter taste"

hah