Would you eat a dog poo sandwich for a dare ?

[Lamp]

Would you eat a dog poo sandwich for a dare ?

Drunk or sober. Either way.

 

[Overdriven]

Pretty sure, from the bottom of my *Thinks*... 'Heart' I can say, I will never do that.

UNLESS: I'm getting something that will seriously benifit me.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, what's the catch(well...besides the obvious Rover Droppings Delight in between) and what's the cash?

Also, what has the doggie been munching down before passing it?

 

[Lamp]

UNLESS: I'm getting something that will seriously benifit me.

How about:

* Bad breath
* Intestinal worms (live in your guts and come out when you poo)
* Heart worms (enter your bloodstream from the bowels and clog arteries up)
* Projectile vomiting
* and £25,000 in cash ?

 

[Overdriven]

No, bud. That's just sick.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How about:

* Bad breath
* Intestinal worms (live in your guts and come out when you poo)
* Heart worms (enter your bloodstream from the bowels and clog arteries up)
* Projectile vomiting
* and £25,000 in cash ?

Brought more questions.

Do i get the cash taxfree?
Is the dog a puppy or a real old one?
Are the healthcosts of going to a hospital for a full flushout(possible worms) added or included in the 25k?
Is there a bucket?
Is vomiting reason for a disqualification?
How much poo?

 

[thergador]

its just wrong to even think about it really

 

[kirennia]

Could you fry it first?

 

[Jarakin]

Oh how intelligent this thread is.

 

[Lamp]

Toto:

1.Yes, the cash is tax free
2. The dog is, say, 5 years old, and in generally excellent health.
3. You'd have to pay any hospital costs out of the 25K
4. Yes, as many buckets as you like.
5. You can vomit as many times as you like. Perfectly legal.
6. The amount of dog poo would be the equivalent amount of meat in a BK Double Whopper


Kirennia:

I'm afraid it has to be straight from the dog, although you do have the choice of having it hot and steamy, or allowed to cool in a fridge for 4 hours.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm. Would have to think about it, check with the doctor etc. But once i heard all the medical things, possible outcomes and dangers, the smell/taste wouldn't put me off from getting 25k.

 

[Sparx]

the joys of the NHS means none of the 25k would go on medical expenses

 

[megadave]

yes for the cash, no without :d

how thick is the layer of poo in the sandwich? about the same as your average nutella sandwich?

 

[Lamp]

Hmm. Would have to think about it, check with the doctor etc. But once i heard all the medical things, possible outcomes and dangers, the smell/taste wouldn't put me off from getting 25k.

Read this then:
Would I die if I ate a dog poo sandwich, if not, what would it do to my health?

 

[Lamp]

yes for the cash, no without :d

how thick is the layer of poo in the sandwich? about the same as your average nutella sandwich?

The same size and thickness as the amount of meat in a Burger King Double Whopper burger. Whats that ? 8 or 12 ounces ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well yeah, if the only thing would be to doc yourself up after(for possible worms if any), no hazzle.

 

[Sparx]

can i put things like relish/ketchup, maybe some lettuce or something on it too?

 

[Lamp]

can i put things like relish/ketchup, maybe some lettuce or something on it too?

Yep NP. But if you want LOADS of garnish, then I'm afraid the rules state that you have to substitute the pickle for an old white small crumbly dog turd (the type thats been in the sun for days).

 

[Marc]

I have actually been sick reading this thread. Ive just got back from the toilet

 

[Lamp]

Sorry, but LMAO irl

 

[Dudley52]

Yep NP. But if you want LOADS of garnish, then I'm afraid the rules state that you have to substitute the pickle for an old white small crumbly dog turd (the type thats been in the sun for days).

I think I would actually prefer the old white turd.

 

[Lamp]

I think I would actually prefer the old white turd.

I'm afraid thats only a garnish. The main course is a 10 ounce slab of freshly squeezed dog excrement (flies are optional), served steaming, or chilled for 4 hours.

 

[Sparx]

i swear the size is going up every 5 mins, should have said yes right away, while it was still a mouthful and not a 10 ouncer

 

[Lamp]

i swear the size is going up every 5 mins, should have said yes right away, while it was still a mouthful and not a 10 ouncer

rofl

 

[Overdriven]

i swear the size is going up every 5 mins, should have said yes right away, while it was still a mouthful

That just sounds so wrong Is now my sig, too!

 

[Flintlock]

You know I was blissfully unaware of the Off Topic section of Freddys as I used to just cruise the Battlegrounds Forums. Now I have branched out to explore more of this forum it has become apparent that there are many more 'crazies' on this forum - especially those in this Off Topic section. You are all barking mad .

 

[Overdriven]

Why thank you xD This is nothing though. There's been so much worse.

 

[Morphius]

yeh we also had the sim card sized bogey thread lol.

 

[Overdriven]

The Wankathon threads too!

 

[Lamp]

Everyone of them pure gold !

God bless all Off Topic lunatics !

Actually Flint's post has just added more fuel to the fire. Bring it on !!