Would you become a member of the opposite sex for a day if you could?

[Sharma]

Just thinking, would you become Jupitus for a day?

Well considering I know some of his hobbys and the fact that at one main aspect of bass playing he owns me at it, and being old for a day? hmm.

I dunno, I think I would though!

 

[Nate]

c'mon own up who's the 3 that clicked transvestite!

 

[Rookiescot]

Hell yes I'd be a woman for a day. In fact, given the option I'd be female, minority group, single parent and a femanist.
First stop would be the local council offices till I organised myself a house, some cash, a free Rangerover (for the school trip you understand) and of course a free live in full time nanny (a fit one).
Next would be shopping. Pillfer as many items as I can and when caught simply shout something in a language no-one understands.
One phone call to the council offices later I gracefully accept the shops appology for them not realising that I didnt know I was supposed to pay and yes I will take all the items I had on me as gifts if I promise not to prosicute the store.
Leaving the car and the kids at my new house in the care of the nanny I would proceed to glam myself up with my "gifts" and head round to my local pub.
There I would flirt outragiously with anything in trousers until one of my mates tried it on.
At this point I would scream " Stop trying to rape me you sexist bastard!!" and slap him one on the puss.
I would then flounce out the pub like I owned it. Take off my high heals. And walk home barefoot vomiting occasionally.

 

[Ezteq]

lol id be jup for a day and i'd dig out his secret stash of nipple tassles and belly button diamonds the mans got a bloody fortune i tells ye!!!


hes like smorg tbh.


oh and I'd use his dog to teleport me to hawaii so i could go meet dwayne "dog the bounty hunter" chapman and beth \o/

and buy some more shirts.

 

[Darksword]

Honestly, i dont know, given the option i think i'd take it just because it's such an opportunity but if it was common place then i wouldnt be that bothered i dont think i'd like it. everyone says theyd just frigg themselves silly but i mean there would be so much to do, i definatly wouldnt get fucked coz i wouldnt like that as a girl (Given that i'm still me, what if your female you isa complete (for want of a better word - slut) - not that i'm judging that, just it isnt the way i am now so why would i wnat to be like that as woman) just i'd feel violated)


arghhh i dont think i could handle the emotional stress. no.

but then id want to for a day so yes.

 

[cHodAX]

Yes, I would then hire the most powerful vibrating dildo you can buy and roger myself senseless for 24 hours solid!

 

[Golena]

c'mon own up who's the 3 that clicked transvestite!

They were all me!

 

[Gamah]

tasty

 

[liloe]

lol@this poll i voted yes, what the hell!

This reminds me of some webcomic liloe was talking about yonks ago.

eeeexactly =) And it's still in my signature =)

I voted yes for the fun, also tris- I don't think the style thing would be a problem ^^ Hair I can fix myself, rest = call friends, explain problem, borrow clothes and get styled

 

[tris-]

I voted yes for the fun, also tris- I don't think the style thing would be a problem ^^ Hair I can fix myself, rest = call friends, explain problem, borrow clothes and get styled

erm, what?

 

[old.Tohtori]

erm, what?

He thinks you're me

Dunno who the f*ck should be offended here.

 

[Congax]

Dunno who the f*ck should be offended here.

Liloe should be offended. How can he mistake such a handsome tris- for an equally handsome Tohtori!

 

[liloe]

Fuck I'm sorry I sometimes mix tris- up with seel. I hope you can forgive me :wub: =)

 

[Golena]

I sometimes mix tris- up with seel.

I find that goes well with salad!

 

[tris-]

He thinks you're me

Dunno who the f*ck should be offended here.

me because you are a fucking freak and i am not.

 

[Overdriven]

me because you are a fucking freak and i am not.

o_o I disagree!

 

[Thadius]

Hmm, I think Seel should write a story about how all the offtopics became females and had a massive lesbian orgy.....

I would get hard tbh..