Would you answer the door late at night?

[Shneddi]

ive got a 450 pound samarai sword sitting above my bed so i answer the door to whoever.. most the time the dodgey people are for me anyway

 

[Ala]

A friend of mine had a really late night buzzer one night in his block of flates and the person buzzing wasnt discriminating, kept pressing like all the bells for all the flats. After about five minstues of this my friend, a real life stoner, got really pissed at the guy as he totally killed his buzz /karma. He went to the kitchen and took out a 6 inch carving knife and chased the guy down the road at 4am.
Two days later police came round to my mates house and informed him that the person he had chased had had his friend murdered down the road and he was looking for help as he has also been injured in the attack. The morale of the story? If someone knocks on your door at a late hour open the freakin door and maybe save someones life

:eek2: Is that real? Doesn't like everyone have mobile phones these days? Dial 911, 000 or whatever UK has?? Even if they got someone to open the door, what are they gonna do about it? Unless he had his phone nicked or didn't own one ofc Flippin 'eck scary stuff :s

 

[k9awya]

its 999 ffs, good use you would be in an emergency

 

[Garnet]

too bad they hardly get there in time though

Xarr why would you need a baton when you have Conans sword?

 

[Ala]

its 999 ffs, good use you would be in an emergency

It's supposed to be punctuated differently to read: Dial 911, 000 or whatever the UK has. So, it is actually saying > dial 911 (US), 000 (AUSTRALIA) or whatever you have in the UK.
Kthx....nothing to see here....move along.....

 

[Nuked]

get a shotgun, work on your hillybilly voice a little then go out in nothing but a a pair of faded moth eaten dungarees and a straw hat, response will be at that point start pretending to load the gun for face, then start babbling some hillybilly country slang, at that point if the person is not v.v.stoned he will run. if he is v.v.stoned and doesnt run, take the hat off and go back to bed and put some carming music on and have sex so fast the sound of the bed and the music combined will drown out the little ****.