Would like to swap accounts with 50 merc

[tieris]

Originally posted by Sigurd Volsung
No, I'll kick your ass like I have purple con albs. Imbecile.

Absolute bullshit........ unless you had like three clerics and blade turn, oh and maybe the alb was on like three hit points and rezz sick
a merc WILL gank you and im slash, imagine what matts crush merc will do to you

 

[Ardwan]

Originally posted by tieris

imagine what matts crush merc will do to you

I'd rather not, I don't want to have to pay for therapy

 

[Sigurd Volsung]

Funny. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS, I DIDN'T START THIS DAMNED POST, I HATE ALBION. May I point out that mercenaries have nothing special at all: chain... warriors have chain... evade 1... warriors have evade 1.... dual wield... zerkers have dual wield... AND they can turn into a bear, plus dual wield is useless compared to left axe. So what makes mercenaries special? Bugger all...

And I beat purple albs before the realm abilities were introduced, which makes it impossible to RvR properly unless you are level 50.

But really mate, try it, it would be funny scraping you off my mailed boot.

 

[old.Psi]

No one try and argue with Sigurd - you risk death, I MEAN IT!!!1111

 

[old.mattshanes]

Sigurd DW isnt useful?now you are talking shit i hit nearly everytime with both weaps can hit blues for 600 odd at lv41 if i crit now at lv41 thats good so DW IS USEFUL

Also adding a double procc into that you be hit very hard.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Run!! Run, I says!!
Yogurd will keel you all! You hear me? All of you!
And then he will make victory luv to his Chinchilla!!

HE AER TEH EWUL!

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by sickofit...
Run!! Run, I says!!
Yogurd will keel you all! You hear me? All of you!
And then he will make victory luv to his Chinchilla!!

HE AER TEH EWUL!

sick you make me laugh, oh and sigurd left the bords, some forumites treated him bad in his "XP killers" thread in pryd/general

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Octanion


sick you make me laugh, oh and sigurd left the bords, some forumites treated him bad in his "XP killers" thread in pryd/general

Are you twying to belittle me, Octanion? I shall keel you! I will keel you all!

... after all - I treated him bad, too.*sniffle*
He was last seen in Tr0G's shed................ watch out, TwoG!!

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Originally posted by sickofit...


Are you twying to belittle me, Octanion? I shall keel you! I will keel you all!

... after all - I treated him bad, too.*sniffle*
He was last seen in Tr0G's shed................ watch out, TwoG!!

/emote puts sicko in a straight shirt..........

" Lets lynch this bastard eh lads............." AK = protector of DaoC universe

 

[Venemous]

....

Hmm how cute a chinchilla scratching at my window, but whats that behind it??...... oh no oh no can it really be.. .apd.a[p,,fd#a[fcbnzzzzzzfgg
/em gets hideously mutilated in a frenzy knife attack as psychotic Sigurd trys to use a chinchilla to recreat an exp death he suffered on a kiddies computer game.....

 

[old.Bubble]

...personly i think a good lvl 50 warrior could beat a good lvl 50 crush merc

 

[old.mattshanes]

Well thats your view but i doubt it

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

even if its a kobold with 42 shield ???? and one hand crush ???? and maxed out dex ??? mon you cant be that hard Matt

 

[Danya]

What about a thrust merc?

 

[Taggart]

Ive always thought a thrust merc sounded cool
Never seen one about before :/

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I want Sigurd back... he was amusing.
You scared him away, Dannyn!! U AER TEH MEAN!

 

[old.mattshanes]

Originally posted by ivan_tribbiani
even if its a kobold with 42 shield ???? and one hand crush ???? and maxed out dex ??? mon you cant be that hard Matt

I just make my dex high and evade a lot too

 

[Danya]

Evade?! bahahahahahahah
I have capped dex and evade 2, and even with fully buffed dex rarely evade in RvR.

 

[Venemous]

...

Yeah Sigurd come back... its not the same without you

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Dannyn
Evade?! bahahahahahahah
I have capped dex and evade 2, and even with fully buffed dex rarely evade in RvR.

They are going to fix evade/parry and block, you imbecile worm!!
*being a certified Sigurd imposter*

 

[old.Bubble]

hehe a lvl 50 warrior would so own you
even if your 50crush 50DW you couldn't out damage him :0

 

[ivan_tribbiani]

Originally posted by old.Bubble
hehe a lvl 50 warrior would so own you
even if your 50crush 50DW you couldn't out damage him :0

I would say if warrior has low shield spec then the merc stands high chance of winning, if warrior has "slammz00r u silly" then im not even sure a thrust merc can take him down But hey we wont know untill its tested

 

[Addlcove]

I´m gonna make a saracen slash/shield merc someday

must be the best gimp in the game (can valonians become mercs? )

 

[Thorr Wolfheart]

thrust mercs rare ?
im a thrust merc 50thrust 50dw 29parry without bonuses
i must admit we do dmg very nicely on chain
personally i cant wait for the new evade skill so i can setup dragonfang without waiting on the occasional evasion

 

[old.mattshanes]

Originally posted by old.Bubble
hehe a lvl 50 warrior would so own you
even if your 50crush 50DW you couldn't out damage him :0

i have beaten zerkers with ease so dont give me that crap.

 

[old.Mitsu]

Mercenaries have the "I win" Button

If dirt lands then that warrior will be fumbling like a drunk swede in Helsingør.

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

50g on matts

 

[tieris]

Originally posted by old.Mitsu
Mercenaries have the "I win" Button

If dirt lands then that warrior will be fumbling like a drunk swede in Helsingør.

So true that ability helps us solo red..... so a yellow con middie nps