would any of you rather...

porn or partner!

  • ha no contest, pron wins...hands down!

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • partner wins the real thing is best...even if its not perfect

    Votes: 26 92.9%

  • Total voters
    28
  • Poll closed .

Ezteq

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look at porn than have actual sex with your actual bf/gf.

i mean the people in the porn are all oiled and glamorous and youve never seen them oozing snot every where during a bad cold or been sat on the sofa and had them do a 4 toned fart that sounded like the opening theme of murder she wrote.

You dont spend all day with them and they never irritate you with things they say or get in arguments with you, but at the end of the day theyre on the pc/tv what ever and your gf/bf is actually there with you, so would you rather knock one off the wrist while imagining fantastic sex with a highly pneumatic shaven semi lesbian or have real sex with the partner who youve known for years/months?

very interested to find out what the answer to this would be.
 

Raven

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most of the women in porn are fugly imo, they all pretty much look exactly the same with a different head, yet to see one with a pretty face. wife >>> any porn star.
 

preacherboy

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The female porn stars are great till they open there mouths:( It's a turn off to listen to a scouse voice:( don't know if it's just me but they sound like they are whining:puke:and if there not scouse they are comon as shit
 

Castus

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Lol what a beautiful picture you paint Ez..

Most of this lot though don`t have the option.
 

Bugz

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The female porn stars are great till they open there mouths:( It's a turn off to listen to a scouse voice:( don't know if it's just me but they sound like they are whining:puke:and if there not scouse they are comon as shit

QFT.

Even the most famous televised ones sound like a train in movement.
 

tris-

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sex with my nymphomaniac.
could probably get it on bang bros if i film it
 

Mey

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FUCKING HELL ITS BUGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE HAS ARISEN! That was some long time gone from the forum!
 

tris-

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hes been reading books incase he gets into anymore debates.
 

Bugz

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Been busy trying to get 100%'s in A-level papers.

Think I might have managed two but Mechanics I've lost a couple of marks on :<
 

soze

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Was there not a study about people who become too adicted to porn they can't have real sex they expect everything to be too perfect. Saw it on the news this smoking hot slutty girl who dumped her husband because he would rather sit and watch porn that go to bed with her.
 

Bahumat

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GF every time. Sleeping with someone you love far outweighs sleeping with a porn star. But Ez did not mention sleeping with a porn star, just fapping one off, which is even less fun lol
 

leviathane

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well wanking is just a cheap substitute for sex, so ofc sex > wanking by far.
 

eksdee

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pr0n when on my own, real thing when gf is here ;)

(we don't live together yet, so i can enjoy the best of both worlds at my relative leisure!)
 

Cerb

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real>w*nking ofcourse...what i wanna know is who is the 1 vote on the other side! :eek7:
 

Roalith

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In before chodax says "both, at the same time!"

Iphones are great for posting from in bed :D
 

Hawkwind

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GF every time. Sleeping with someone you love far outweighs sleeping with a porn star.

Your gonna seriously tell me that if Jenna Jameson was on a bed in front you begging for a portion of the ol' pork sword, no comeback garaunteed, you would rather go home to the Mrs? I reckon 99.9999% of men could not help themselves but oblige the poor lass.

Add a third option. Random dirty lust sex with a beautiful stranger imo.
 

old.Tohtori

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I'm rather bored of both actually.

Yes i said it!

I'm bored of...bored of...ah who am i kidding, i love 'em both!

But the obvious choice is to make porn with someone you luuuurve and watch later.
 

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