Worst game you've ever played?

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Damini

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Its so much easier to have old Skool awful games, just cos they cost £2.99 each, and on sale were ridiculously cheap, so you could buy a game purely cos you liked the front cover. Hence the awful Snowball in Hell made it to my collection. But I'll be damned if I'm forking out like £30 quid for a game that is less fun that teeth removal. I want to be sure first.

Having said that, I did recently buy Simon the Sorceror. It was the dual pack (I & II) for £14 and it sucked so badly I binned the second game without even taking it out of the packaging.
 
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Wij

Guest
I just bought Tech Romancer for the DC cos it was only 7.99 and it's a Capcom game. Boy does that suck. Awful gfx. No gameplay. Utter molewank ! :(
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Tech Romancer 0wns Wij - try it multiplayer stoned. :D

And as for Halo - he comments on nothing about the game being good. Wow, yes, it has lots of polys, it has lots of game modes, it has mulitple player support, you can drive vehicles. But what's good about them?

Halo looks pretty good yes, and it does have a lot of options and stuff like driving vehicles. It had a shitload of potential. Sadly, it's a console version of Daikatana in its gameplay - it's truly bad. The reason why some people have praised it is because they're console gamers - I imagine this is a pretty big step for console gaming, FPS wise. Anyone with any experience in FPS games should be able to see through what it is though - a bad game. It's even Daikatana like with the enemies - instead of annoying jumping bullfrogs you have annoying elves which try and spunk at you.
 
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FuZor

Guest
Star Trek NEW WORLDS. God did it suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :rolleyes:
 
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Sar

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bigbb

Guest
Sin, gawd, just remembered that game. Only played demo, was relatively good fun, for a few minutes.
 
B

bigbb

Guest
I trust you utilised all the features in SimFarm, MT.
 
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Moving Target

Guest
I never actually played it, but you can tell it's shite just by the name.
 
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.cage

Guest
Crack down for the megadrive. Although in retrospect, it's so shit it's fucking funny. DL the rom when drunk, hysterical.
 
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suicide121

Guest
Worst game I ever played was Survivor InteractiveGame
 
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lynchet

Guest
Originally posted by Damini
Knightmare. Took me two weeks to get out of the first poxey room, and I never got out of the second room. It sucked pure goats essence.


How DID you get out of the first room - I never even worked that out !
 
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Damini

Guest
You had to keep giving bread to that man sat in the corner and eventually he gave you a key. EVENTUALLY. Like after an hour.

And I only got that far after buying every Spectrum magazine in the planet.
 
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Kempo

Guest
lol damini sounds fun, i dunno what the worst is, ive played too many to think of any particular one, i used to be a playstation fanatic and bought the official magazize every month with te demo's on the front, the number of shite games on those demo discs is unbelievable :)
 
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Skyler

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*.....* Tycoon games.....

Quite a few appalling n64 games.....

Blazing dragons on the saturn which got like 2% in a review

oh erm...

all games that take 6hours to complete..... max payne rtcw etc.

90% of playstation games

ALL star trek games...

ALL star wars games except, tie fighter, xwing and dark forces..
the rest are appalling CRAP cash in's!

ah thats all i cba to think of right now
im sure ill think of more....
 
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old.CharltonTHD

Guest
The simpsons virtual springfield

shadowman for the N64




p.s vent your love on my thread!!!
 
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Mellow-

Guest
Skynet was pixellated shite. Absolutely crap gameplay and no coherancy what so ever.






(can't believe some of you hated SimCopter though, I always thought it was amusing dropping civilians from great heights to cause road acidents :D )
 
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Nibbler

Guest
Virtual Springfield did indeed suck. You could hardly go anywhere! Such a waste of one of the greatest licences ever.
 
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old.Balboa

Guest
Not really worst game, but I was really dissapointed with Medal Of Honour: AA

I do recall playing a paintball shooter with non-existant AI, which should never have had left the hell-spawned pit of decaying badger-chunks it came from...
 
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Summo

Guest
I got RollerCoaster Tycoon free from my old ISP, for some reason. Is it worth installing, peeplets?
 
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caLLous

Guest
yes! rct is a great game :D

and aerogauge on the n64 was pure, unadulterated pants. worst game ever. n64 magazine gave it 9%, i think they were being generous :(
 
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Skyler

Guest
Yeah I forgot to leave out two of the tycoon games....

Transport Tycoon
and
Rollercoaster Tycoon

were indeed ok

but the rest are pathetic
there has been like 1 tycoon game released per month for the last 6 months
or more:/
 
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Sar

Guest
Originally posted by Balboa
Not really worst game, but I was really dissapointed with Medal Of Honour: AA

You are now removed from my will.

:p
 
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Nibbler

Guest
Originally posted by SomeGuy
I got RollerCoaster Tycoon free from my old ISP, for some reason. Is it worth installing, peeplets?

Good god yes! RCT rules!
 
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old.ryan2k1

Guest
Fifa 64

is the worst game ever, i thought superkick off for the amiga was the worst football game untill i played this utter shite.
 
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Stazbumpa

Guest
RE: The Sim thing mentioned earlier

You know those sections that are in some computer mags where people send in their ideas for a new game?
Well back when the Sim xxxx series got really big someone sent in an idea for Sim Riot. You either take control of the cops or the rioters and act accordingly, probably using an interface similar to todays Shogun - Total War.

The mag in question published the idea but made the point that they were very scared because they liked the concept so much.

Interesting thing is, they are now releasing State of Emergency on the PS2 which is not too dissimilar.

Back on topic: Worst game I've ever played was some crappy thing on the Speccy called Terror in the Deep 3D. Arse and suck are the words that immediately spring to mind. Also any of the Dizzy games on the C64 and Super Mario Bros.
I fucking hate that fucking gaylord plumber.
 

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