Worst Film?

[Xtro]

bah posted this in general by mistake at first:

What's the WORST film you've ever seen?

I don't just mean crap, bad, naff, shit...I mean so terrible it got you angry/upset/wanted to throw the TV or projector out the window and smack someone?

Myself, it has to be The End of Violence a recentish film with Andie McDowell (or McDog if you prefer). I saw this at an "arthouse" cinema where people are usually VERY restrained. They were like a ravenous baying mob 3/4 of the way through it was so bad.

The story was - there's a FBI cover-up over something happening in Los Angeles...after a painful exercise the plot is revealed to be...the Mayor of LA is installing CCTV on the streets of LA - WTF?

I thought it had just changed to comedy but God, no .

There's plenty more - the more vile your hatred of it the better.

 

[Xtro]

sorry TDC and ta for the reply in general

 

[Testin da Cable]

it's either "dracula2000" or "sometimes they come back" depending on my mood



*wub xtro*

 

[Wij]

Ban Xtro !

 

[Testin da Cable]

noooo! he's all contrite now, in a girlish fashion that is strangely alluring

 

[Wij]

it rhymes with contrite

 

[Kempo]

blood lines

written directed and starring... clint eastwood woo!

me and my mate were bored so we went to the cinema and it was the only thing on for the next hour or so, so we went in not knowing anything about it hoping for a surprise.. how surprised were we.. it was shite!

 

[Xtro]

In a nod to our daoc brethren NERF FAST POSTERS

and wij - FU!

 

[Testin da Cable]

bah why does he get all the fun ://

 

[Moving Target]

Sometimes They Come Back for more was indeed truely awful.

 

[Wij]

The Postman ?

Pearl Harbor ?

I'll think of more later...

 

[raw]

Jason X, watched it for 5 minutes then turned it off.

Fucking shite!!!

 

[leggy]

Dude where's my car was one of them.


There have been soo many i don't care to recall them all.

 

[Ash!]

Little Nicky. What a complete and utter pile of monkey shite that was. I cant remember one funny scene in it and it was about 68 mins long. So if you watched the trailer you probably would have seen all the funnies and half of the film as well. Still makes me blood boil

 

[Lester]

Anal Spunkfest

The girls were ugly and had big baggy holes and the blokes even had to finish themselves off while thinking of famous fit birds.

 

[Xtro]

LOL

 

[Moving Target]

Tommyknockers, that Stephen King film was crap too, as was Bless the Child. :|

 

[Munkey-]

waterworld ranks up pretty high.

and mars attacks

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Lester
Anal Spunkfest

The girls were ugly and had big baggy holes and the blokes even had to finish themselves off while thinking of famous fit birds.

FFS - I was gonna do a gag about a pr0n film but thought it was too obvious

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Munkey-
and mars attacks

Mars Attacks is a fantastic film! Truy brilliant! I recently bought it on DVD.

 

[Sir Frizz]

I *hate* all incarnations of Harry Potter. And MIIB.

 

[shadow`]

Originally posted by Munkey-

and mars attacks

wtf mars attacks owns you fag!

 

[hoggsboss]

american psycho
















*hides*

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Wij
FFS - I was gonna do a gag about a pr0n film but thought it was too obvious

Trust me. This is Barrysworld, you can never be too obvious.

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Summo
Mars Attacks is a fantastic film! Truly brilliant! I recently was admitted to a speshul hospital.

 

[stu]

The Flintstones - Viva Rock Vegas

 

[Miles_Binck]

Jeepers Creepers

 

[djpringle]

Last House On The Left, easy winner.

 

[WPKenny]

Austin Powers 3.

Utter wank. The closest I've ever come to walking out of a cinema.

I am a huge fan of the first two but number three just went wrong from the start. Utter shite.

 

[Xtro]

I didn't like Goldmember either but hated The Spy Who Shagged me more tbh...now that is a shit film. Pity - first one is genius.