worse drunken accident?

[Sissyfoo]

well... I'm just strange, I dunno why I do this but. I always start to talk with objects :eek2: once, I started to talk to a bush, named him johnny etc, then I tought it said some shit about me, and I go like. OMGWTFPWN bush...
after 30mins there were not much left of the bush, then I sat down saying I was soz for doing that to the bush, wont happen again and was about to cry etc.

me and a irl friend from mid and another friend went on toilet together, 1 of my friends, pee'ed in the shower.... it was a open house they gotta know such things happen, then my friend that plays daoc mid, had this strange large boots on him, and a cigar in the mouth while trying to pee... or hit the toilet... yes I was laughing like hell and pee'n on the bathroom floor. and later that night we started to throw cd's in the wall, lol so funny, THE SIMS SUX GIZ! lol thats so true mate, fire in the hole! and think I broke lotr movies cus frodo was looking at me....
pic of the boots he had
http://www.kidsfashion.no/var/shop/...r/2431-12-nor-NO/p6001_ku_sjstvler_medium.jpg

The bush part made me laugh but, seriously, no more booze for you! Just stick to the hardcore drugs and you and the bush will be fine.

 

[Airwalker]

aint using that

 

[mikke]

rite my 12 year old freund

 

[Airwalker]

I'm older than you kid;p

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well. Shortly put a friend of mine had a little "accident":

1. Go to bar.
2. Drink too much.
3. Wake up next to a strange girl.
4. Two weeks later hear she's preggies.
5. Get married.

 

[Deepfat]

Got stoned and drunk when I was 17. Woke up next morning realised I'd got engaged. WTF?

Never get hammered not worth it imo

 

[Darksword]

Got stoned and drunk when I was 17. Woke up next morning realised I'd got engaged. WTF?

Never get hammered not worth it imo

lol done that also but to a girl i actually like lol (the girl who i thinks boyfriend rang me yesterday all angry and shit) was only a joke tho hehe, we named out 3 children and shit i was hammered, she was sober LOL

 

[Deepfat]

Oh I liked her alright altho it took her another six years to get me to the altar! all the way there!

 

[Darksword]

Oh I liked her alright altho it took her another six years to get me to the altar! all the way there!

lol! oh i aint actually gunna marry her, well im not planning to, but never know what could happen, she blatantly wanted some bump and grind on wednesday

 

[soze]

Worse thing i ever did when drunk was fall asleep half in and half out of my front door using the bottom step as a pillow. I had been getting moaned at for ages about not closing and locking the porch door when i came home drunk so that night i really remmebered to close that door then i opened the insde one and went to sleep.

 

[Huntingtons]

one time at Midtfyns festival a couple of years ago i got very drunk and very stoned. Was in my mates tent, we had a great laugh. Suddenly i puke in the lower corner and decide to step outside, but before i get out i puke in the fortent. I think shit and start running and puke 1 meter away from the tent. Ok. So i decided it was bedtime for me so i ran home to my camp, drop dead on the carpet in the pavillion we had and stay there for ½ hour before heading to my tent.
As i lay in my own tent i think to myself:"oh shit, you gotta take a dump... Nah i cba, ill just go to sleep and do it tomorrow etc" for another ½ hour before i had no choice but to go the those nasty bucket toilets... As i move to the toilets i can feel im about to burst and start running, the faster i run, the more i shit my pants.
Had to wash myself for 1 hour and run naked back to my tent.

 

[Marc]

Ive got a video somewhere called the "bleary eyed project". Basically, me and my mates spent a grand on various beers, wines, spirits etc and armed with a video camera, spent the day in my mates house. There are loads of embarassing bits in it, the main one being me, jumping from the 1st floor window, into a huge bush/tree, bollock naked for a £50 bet. If i knew how to host it on the internet id put it on, its hilarious and truly embarassing.

 

[SFXman]

Well. Shortly put a friend of mine had a little "accident":

1. Go to bar.
2. Drink too much.
3. Wake up next to a strange girl.
4. Two weeks later hear she's preggies.
5. Get married.

This IS a joke, right? At least the getting married part.
I would give the woman two choices:
a) Keep the baby and you will not see me again
b) Get rid of it and everything's the way it used to be
Getting married, sheesh...

 

[Deepfat]

You're assuming he married the girl he got pregnant it may have been a different one hehe!

 

[Ezteq]

Ive got a video somewhere called the "bleary eyed project". Basically, me and my mates spent a grand on various beers, wines, spirits etc and armed with a video camera, spent the day in my mates house. There are loads of embarassing bits in it, the main one being me, jumping from the 1st floor window, into a huge bush/tree, bollock naked for a £50 bet. If i knew how to host it on the internet id put it on, its hilarious and truly embarassing.

some one host this please i really want to see that rofl !!!!

(can smudge out the nudey bits though lol)

 

[Hawkwind]

... I got married

LOL, same here. Proposed at 4 am on New Years Day apparently. Not that I remember it. Unfortunately she had about 20 witnesses so I was fooked.

Once, many years ago I played a waterpolo match in London. After we finished we went out on the town and got completely wasted. After a train and taxi to a mates house I decided to walk the remaining 2 miles home. So off I set with me kit bag. About 10 mins into the journey I came to a field which I needed to cross diagonally. Adjacent to my right I saw three shady looking characters under a road light. Watching them closly I saw one heading to cut me off, numbert two working his way behind me and number three heading straight for me. Even in my drunken state I thought this does not look good. So I started running. One of then shouts for me to stop, like yeah I'm gonna do that, not!

After 5 mins of running hard I reach a house and can still hear them comming so I started beating the door down. Hearing them comming up close behind me I turn and launch a mighty swing with my quite heavy kit bag. Then went straight for the second with a rugby tackle. Knocking two of the three over. Third then gets me in an arm hold and pulls me up. I was starring wide eyed at three coppers!

The houseowner comes down wondering what the hecks going on and gets told to go back to bed and that they have just caught a burglar. I start protesting my innocence and they check my bag for stolen goods.

Anyways they let me go as it was too embarrassing for them!

 

[Rookiescot]

Once came back from the pub and caught a dose of the munchies...
Decided to make some toast in the toaster.
After a few seconds of toaster inactivity I decided to pull the toast out and put my finger inside to feel the element to see if it was hot.
Yes it was.
And the reason it was is because it has mains electricity flowing through it.
Suddenly found myself sitting on the other side of the kitchen with a burnt finger.

Now ...... I just use the chip pan

 

[Cozak]

Got in a fight in a Swedish club called kolsnas like 1 week ago or so, dude hit my friend so i hit the dude in the face with my right and follow with the left but he was falling from the right so i hit the top o his head and broke the bone on the top of my hand near the knuckle and dislocated the finger, didnt realise it was that bad at the time.
Was real drunk so didnt hurt then, went back to the girl i had met a week earliers house and she proceeded to sleep on my broken hand allnight woke up and it fucking hurt so decided i had better go to hospital, day later i had surgery and now half my bone is held together with titanium bars + i have a big hard cast on my arm for the last 3 weeks of my stay here, fun fun

 

[Jeriraa]

I for myself have only once been really really hammered. It was back in the army. I cant remember anything about that night other than that I razed a hedge right infront of the base commanders office. They made me cleanup ALOT of puke next morning (dunno when I got to bed but I they woke me up at 4am). I am still 100% certain a single man cant puke that much and that they abused me to clean up the mess of someone else but back then I was still way to too drunk to even think about protesting.

Another guy from my unit was later found sleeping on the tank driving range. He didnt even wake up when the Leopard A2 came to halt right next to him. (main battletank and very very loud)

I know these are not acciedents but I got an accident too. Happened to a guy from a village next to the one I used to live. After an Erntedankfest (some kind of thanksgiving party) this man manged to spend a night on a frontyard fence... with a wooden stake right throu his throat. They found him in the morning, alive, cut him off and brought him to a hospital with a helicopter. Later they said he was hypothermic but otherwise ok. Well, his voice has changed a bit since they had to stitch some of his vocal cords but if you ask him about that accident he only tells you how cool it was to fly with the helicopter.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This IS a joke, right? At least the getting married part.
I would give the woman two choices:
a) Keep the baby and you will not see me again
b) Get rid of it and everything's the way it used to be
Getting married, sheesh...

Good choices there and ones i'd prefer, but this guy always was(even if finnish), weirdly old-school.

But, they doing good evidently now-a-days. Or just got used to it