worse drunken accident?

[Darksword]

well long story short, last night on a boat, me and my mates jumped off, i was the unlucky one and cut my foot open, pretty bad cut but no stitchs (aparantly a good thing). docs today says i gotta be careful on it which has fucked up my drinking plans (2moros my birthday) and my workout plan.

but still worth it considering after i was walking around saying its fine, but now theres a trail of blood through town to my friends house.

whats the worst thing youve done?

oh and other stupid things

- mate broke his foot kicking a wall.
- me nad 2 mates bottled ourselves, they both got cut i didnt.
- mate cracked his head open
- mate broke his leg from jumping down stairs
- mate smashed his tooth and knocked himself out

probably mores happened but cant think

 

[Chronictank]

- mate broke his foot kicking a wall.
- me nad 2 mates bottled ourselves, they both got cut i didnt.
- mate cracked his head open
- mate smashed his tooth and knocked himself out

probably mores happened but cant think

how are they accidents :s
they were all done on purpose for some twisted reason

kinda makes me glad i dont drink

 

[Sissyfoo]

This thread should be renamed : Worst Acts of Drunken Stupidity

 

[Bahumat]

one time at band camp......i cant go on the memories are too painful.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Why? Do you play the trombone or something? Or did you play with someone else's trombone? We have to know!! Talking about it will help*.









*help stop me from being bored.

 

[Lamp]

Read about one lad. Got mashed. Dual carriageway. Central reservation. Wooden spikes / fence stuff. Bolted over the fence. Jumped down otherside. Ran across road. Left one of his testicles impaled on a wooden spike. His groin just opened up and claret was everywhere. Died.

Happened near where I live about 12 years ago. Nasty.

 

[Thorwyn]

... I got married

 

[Espen]

me

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Couple of years ago when drunk i had a habit of climbing trees.

Now if i though it was safe enough rather than climb down i just fall out.

A few m8's used to do it as well , but after 2 of em broke bones they stopped.

I've never hurt myself while drunk it has to be said but i have woken up in some girls room wonder how the hell i got there on more than one occasion..

and everynow and again it' s the rotwiler question ..

would i chew my own arm off so i don't have to wake them.

But at least i know where my clothes are .. unlilke some can mention ;P

 

[Lakashnik]

best thing my mate has ever done.
got really drunk 1night. he woke up 1 morning on his own in some random girls bedroom. he was still abit drunk and feeling shitty and had no idea whos room it could be all he could remember was spending most of the night chatting to this fat girl from work. he thought hell to im not up for this.
he checked window found was ground floor jumped out hopped over the back fence ran down some alleyways to the road grabbed a taxi and told him to take him to his home address. the taxi turned round and drove to the front of the house he had jsut run from. turns out he had come home drunk off his face and chosen to sleep in his sisters room for the night. she was at uni at the time lol.
i coudlnt stop laughing when his parents told me that. they had seen him jump over the back fence then pull up in the taxi and had no idea wtf he was doing.

 

[Lamp]

Lol

 

[Sissyfoo]

best thing my mate has ever done.
got really drunk 1night. he woke up 1 morning on his own in some random girls bedroom. he was still abit drunk and feeling shitty and had no idea whos room it could be all he could remember was spending most of the night chatting to this fat girl from work. he thought hell to im not up for this.
he checked window found was ground floor jumped out hopped over the back fence ran down some alleyways to the road grabbed a taxi and told him to take him to his home address. the taxi turned round and drove to the front of the house he had jsut run from. turns out he had come home drunk off his face and chosen to sleep in his sisters room for the night. she was at uni at the time lol.
i coudlnt stop laughing when his parents told me that. they had seen him jump over the back fence then pull up in the taxi and had no idea wtf he was doing.

Classic!

 

[SFXman]

Oh man, I am not going to even begin to indulge in my drunken adventures.
We are talking getting carried out of bars, doing something ridiculous in a strange passed out / sleeping state, saying something really fucked up to the wrong people etc. etc. etc...

Their fun to laugh at afterwards though, aren't they?

 

[Darksword]

Oh man, I am not going to even begin to indulge in my drunken adventures.
We are talking getting carried out of bars, doing something ridiculous in a strange passed out / sleeping state, saying something really fucked up to the wrong people etc. etc. etc...

Their fun to laugh at afterwards though, aren't they?

lol feel like a dick head but yeh funny so.

i also just got a fone call from some angry guy that my numbers on his girlfriends fone ro something, i dont know,i have no idea who she is or he but there was alot of threatening from him and i was just confused

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

lol feel like a dick head but yeh funny so.

i also just got a fone call from some angry guy that my numbers on his girlfriends fone ro something, i dont know,i have no idea who she is or he but there was alot of threatening from him and i was just confused

yeah i've had that as well.

But what i've done , i've just started telling him how hot she is.

and if he starts threating me , i tell him to go f00k him self.

he hasn't a clue what i look like but iknow who is GF is, so he should watch what he says

 

[Jaem-]

I usualy fall a sleep when I get drunk, quite boring.

I do get carried home by my friends quite often tho, but that isn't adventurous to be honest.

 

[Mojo]

A guy a went to school with went for a drink to celebarte the birth of his son, as he left the pub he tripped and fell onto the road, before he had a chance to get up a car ran over his head, he died instantly.

thats about the worst drink story i know.

 

[tris-]

when i was drunk (and stoned) i stood on a big ass nail and ripped it out. it was about |---------| with a curve in the end, kind of like a ). so it was |--------) (in a perfect world the dashes would be touching the top of the bracket, know what i mean?) and holy shit did it hurt. i yanked it, pulled out a nerve, cut a tendon and started crying from the sheer pain. and what did i clean it with - vodka!
now i cant feel my little toe and i can feel the tendon or something clicking when it moves.

 

[Marc]

Worst drunken accident? Easy. Getting so lashed u end up going home with a dog.

 

[Ormorof]

worst thing ive done as a drunken act? mmmmmmmm

probably once when i had been at a particularly neat party woke up the next day on my living room floor walked into my room to find it covered in puke, was nasty and had to spend all day cleaning it up

 

[Darksword]

yeah i've had that as well.

But what i've done , i've just started telling him how hot she is.

and if he starts threating me , i tell him to go f00k him self.

he hasn't a clue what i look like but iknow who is GF is, so he should watch what he says

well the guy sounded abit older than me and last night i was at a kind of party thing on a boat held by my friend so loads of people from school were there and when he first started i thought it could be this girl i knows b/f (long story why i think it might be him) and if it is, he's hit her before so i didnt wanna make things bad for her jsut incase. but yeh usually id kick off abit and tell him to shut up.

 

[Ezteq]

not exactly an accedent but when i was a lot younger i got blasted went in a taxi office to go home and thats all i recalled till i woke up in the boot of a moving vehical wrapped in a tarp, i thought i'd died or been abducted or something lol, turns out when i got in taxi place i said "take me home" and promptly collapsed on the floor, the driver took me to my flat but played it safe incase i ralphed in his car so stuck me in boot in a handy tarp (luckily i worked at the taxi rank so they knew my address)

that was quite funny, bit embarressing but what the hay your only young once!


oh also on another seperate occasion i threw up over my own back, but thats another story.

 

[DocWolfe]

I dont remember any of this only what I've been told

Went to a houseparty that was a couple of miles from our house, went with a litre of vodka, within an hour it had been drunk by me and my two mates, we then preceded to drink neat spirits (bacardi uke: ) because they had run out of mixers, not the brightest idea ever by far, and because I was trashed I managed to be drinking at a steady rate. At about 2 oclock-ish everyone was hammered so we decided to go home, to go home theres a shortcut through this wooded bit in the middle of a buildup area, if anyone lives in newcastle - jesmond dene, it's basically like a little valley, with a petting zoo in the middle. Apparently I went running down this hill full tilt, my mates shouting at me to stop, I trip up and go rolling down this hill into a nice spikey bush, I got up and not realising I continued walking and there was a ledge that drops onto a little road, SMACK, apparently I made a sickening thud as I landed face first onto the road. My mate told me he was reaching for his phone to call an abulance when he saw me stand up and keep walking like nothing had happened

In the morning I woke up with more than my fair share of bruises, scratches and a bust lip oh and I was lying in a nice pool of dry blood, still in my muddy clothes, from where I rolled down this hill. Was an embarasing story to listen to in the morning.

 

[Darksword]

I dont remember any of this only what I've been told

Went to a houseparty that was a couple of miles from our house, went with a litre of vodka, within an hour it had been drunk by me and my two mates, we then preceded to drink neat spirits (bacardi ) because they had run out of mixers, not the brightest idea ever by far, and because I was trashed I managed to be drinking at a steady rate. At about 2 oclock-ish everyone was hammered so we decided to go home, to go home theres a shortcut through this wooded bit in the middle of a buildup area, if anyone lives in newcastle - jesmond dene, it's basically like a little valley, with a petting zoo in the middle. Apparently I went running down this hill full tilt, my mates shouting at me to stop, I trip up and go rolling down this hill into a nice spikey bush, I got up and not realising I continued walking and there was a ledge that drops onto a little road, SMACK, apparently I made a sickening thud as I landed face first onto the road. My mate told me he was reaching for his phone to call an abulance when he saw me stand up and keep walking like nothing had happened

In the morning I woke up with more than my fair share of bruises, scratches and a bust lip oh and I was lying in a nice pool of dry blood, still in my muddy clothes, from where I rolled down this hill. Was an embarasing story to listen to in the morning.

lol! at st paddys i drank loads of guinness in about 5 hours, was sick on some guys car who threatened me then went into a bar. drinking alright i fucked up my pint and spilt it. then i just casually get up, walk out, and stumble down the road, stop, put my hat on, keep walking lol parantly looked really funny, dont remember it. then i got a text off my mate asking where i had gone, and i had just been on the fone to this girl so proceeded to text something to the girl, but sending it to my mate instead funny as

 

[haarewin]

at this party, a friend of mine got completely hammered and couldnt say more than 2 words in a row.
the next day we agreed to tell him that he had sex with a stool in the middle of the room and we spent hours cleaning up the mess he made. to this day he thinks it actually happened.

 

[Vladamir]

Getting drunk then walking about 3 miles home talking about the most pointless crap ever is always good, coupled with fence jumping and suchlike. While doing this one of my mates hopped the fence and smacked his head on a big ol' pole, funny stuff

 

[Job]

Not me but a mate of mine bought an original Audi Quattro, had it totally rebuilt from the ground up, new, bushes/shocks/turbo/balljoints/propshafts ..the lot, cost thousands, it was a frekin minter, cleanest Quattro in the country,
first night he got it back he drove to a party in the country, got pissed and was staying the night, woke up in the middle of the night and decided to take it for a spin, he got 300 yds and wrapped it round a tree, total right-off, he was only 3rd party insurance, he got 800 quid for it.

What was really funny was the car had a talking dashboard, it would go 'ping' the door is open, and 'ping' the coolant is low' and stuff.
We went on holiday two weeks later and as the plane got up to height the exact same ping came from the speakers, me other mate said in a mimic of the Quattro's robot voice, 'I am wrapped round a fuckin tree'...oh we larfed.

 

[Airwalker]

well... I'm just strange, I dunno why I do this but. I always start to talk with objects :eek2: once, I started to talk to a bush, named him johnny etc, then I tought it said some shit about me, and I go like. OMGWTFPWN bush...
after 30mins there were not much left of the bush, then I sat down saying I was soz for doing that to the bush, wont happen again and was about to cry etc.

me and a irl friend from mid and another friend went on toilet together, 1 of my friends, pee'ed in the shower.... it was a open house they gotta know such things happen, then my friend that plays daoc mid, had this strange large boots on him, and a cigar in the mouth while trying to pee... or hit the toilet... yes I was laughing like hell and pee'n on the bathroom floor. and later that night we started to throw cd's in the wall, lol so funny, THE SIMS SUX GIZ! lol thats so true mate, fire in the hole! and think I broke lotr movies cus frodo was looking at me....
pic of the boots he had
http://www.kidsfashion.no/var/shop/...r/2431-12-nor-NO/p6001_ku_sjstvler_medium.jpg

 

[Darksword]

Getting drunk then walking about 3 miles home talking about the most pointless crap ever is always good, coupled with fence jumping and suchlike. While doing this one of my mates hopped the fence and smacked his head on a big ol' pole, funny stuff

LOL yeh, im gunna do some free running drunk actually, tried it stoned but easy jumps looked scary as fuck so didnt do it but ill try it drunk. got a brilliant thing i wnat to try actually. theres this car park not to far from my house with huge pules with cameras/lights on the top. i want to try climbing that to a ok height then jump down onto a fence will be hard tbh.

talk so much shit when im hammered

 

[tookha]

once, I started to talk to a bush, named him johnny etc, then I tought it said some shit about me, and I go like. OMGWTFPWN bush...
after 30mins there were not much left of the bush, then I sat down saying I was soz for doing that to the bush, wont happen again and was about to cry etc.

Rofl! Don't even try to tell me that was only alcohol xDDD