Worlds most powerful torch

[Lamp]

The Torch Flashlight – The World’s Brightest Flashlight from Wicked Lasers

 

[liloe]

Fucking crazy thing if you ask me =)) But if I was still a pathfinder, I'd buy that instantly to have a lot of fun during the nights, muahaha...*more evil laughter*

Then again there is the downside.

Lights go off, I go down to the fuses.

-Damn it's so dark in here

*puts on the torch*

-Oh nice, now it's clear, only one *woooosh fire* all fuses gone :<

 

[cHodAX]

Would love one but ouch, £150 is out of my torch buying budget!

 

[Rookiescot]

I bought a really high powered torch to keep in the car. It was excellent. It had the capacity to light up the side of a mountain.
For about 10 seconds. Then the batteries were fucked.

 

[soze]

I have a 4D LED Maglite great torch for £30 also doubles as self defence

 

[Deebs]

15 minutes battery time, thats a great lot of help not! LED torches are the way forward....

 

[Nate]

Can it light up the moon? Thats the main question.

Very good btw Lamp, Torches...I think I can see a pattern!

 

[Roalith]

15 minutes... personally I wouldn't want to accidentally turn it on in my pocket for more than 5 seconds, would rather not have my spuds baked ta!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl i just sent my bf the link via email and told him i want one.

Its a frikkin light saber people!!! I collect torches and man i havent been this excited since i accedentally sat on the washing machine when it was the day to wash my bowling balls!


i mean how cool is that, you can cook with the sucker!

 

[soze]

rofl i just sent my bf the link via email and told him i want one.

Its a frikkin light saber people!!! I collect torches and man i havent been this excited since i accedentally sat on the washing machine when it was the day to wash my bowling balls!


i mean how cool is that, you can cook with the sucker!

You might like this then i have just done a mass order light sticks a 6D Cell Maglite and a cool little gerber led torch.

 

[Ezteq]

hehe yeah i got some of those already...also a wind up led torch because you never know when zee batteries will fail you!

my boss was pissing herself at work the other day, she got her little make up kit out and was fixing her lipstick and i was like: yeah this is what i carry *out comes light stick* far more important that lippy i usually always carry a light source and pen knife lol

 

[Eeben]

rofl i just sent my bf the link via email and told him i want one.

Its a frikkin light saber people!!! I collect torches and man i havent been this excited since i accedentally sat on the washing machine when it was the day to wash my bowling balls!


i mean how cool is that, you can cook with the sucker!

You should get one of these your bf would love you for it.

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[soze]

hehe yeah i got some of those already...also a wind up led torch because you never know when zee batteries will fail you!

my boss was pissing herself at work the other day, she got her little make up kit out and was fixing her lipstick and i was like: yeah this is what i carry *out comes light stick* far more important that lippy i usually always carry a light source and pen knife lol

I have a LED torch 2D Maglite and a Leatherman in my bag lost count the amount of times i have used both during server installs.

 

[Ezteq]

um eeben...


well i kind of have one of those built in tbh lol.

it'd be like buying janet street porters husband a giant set of cockney dentures.

 

[Ezteq]

I have a LED torch 2D Maglite and a Leatherman in my bag lost count the amount of times i have used both during server installs.

a fellow lightophile!!!


when you go in to a hardware store are you automatically drawn to the torch display? my bf leaves me there while he goes looks for his stuff and he knows, hours later, ill either still be there or at the walkie talkies rofl

 

[Eeben]

um eeben...


well i kind of have one of those built in tbh lol.

it'd be like buying janet street porters husband a giant set of cockney dentures.

but what if your not around an he gets in the mood for some hanky panky ! then he can just go to your collection and nobody gets hurt!!

 

[soze]

a fellow lightophile!!!


when you go in to a hardware store are you automatically drawn to the torch display? my bf leaves me there while he goes looks for his stuff and he knows, hours later, ill either still be there or at the walkie talkies rofl

Torchs then multi tool / blades i have about 10 different torchs and even more different multi tool pen knifes lock knifes. Best thing ever is unwrapping your new torch with your new knife!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl what if he picks up "the worlds most powerful torch" by acedent and ends up scrambling his eggs!!!

 

[Ezteq]

Torchs then multi tool / blades i have about 10 different torchs and even more different multi tool pen knifes lock knifes. Best thing ever is unwrapping your new torch with your new knife!

rofl i do that!!!! i brought a really nice little black swiss army knife to go in my hand bag and a nice little led key ring to go on it and it was like "w00t!! christmasses all coming at once!"

 

[Mephz]

rofl i do that!!!! i brought a really nice little black swiss army knife to go in my hand bag and a nice little led key ring to go on it and it was like "w00t!! christmasses all coming at once!"

Fuck me, no ones going to try it on with you are they, be like trying to rape an SAS Colonel.

 

[cHodAX]

I have a LED torch 2D Maglite and a Leatherman in my bag lost count the amount of times i have used both during server installs.

Aye same bud, I always carried a torch and Leatherman with me for installs and out of hours server calls. I regularly used both in the course of the night.

 

[Ezteq]

Fuck me, no ones going to try it on with you are they, be like trying to rape an SAS Colonel.

lol i didnt mention the kubaton i got on my key chain did i?