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Gamah

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Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneeded a poo! ololol
 

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The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful.

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!
 

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Laddey said:
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!

HAHAHAHHAH
 

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A new survey of British men's penis sizes have been undertaken. It seems a large percentage are less than two inches.

All these men have been given white flags with red crosses to attach to their cars.
 

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The Goon show is bloddy funny sometimes

A - How far away are we
B - 13 Miles
A - 13 Miles Thats unlucky
B - OK 14 Miles
A - See i told you it was unlucky

A - I broke both my legs
B - How did you do that
A - I got a big hammar and went BANG!


Both of those made me piss my self
 

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The world's funniest joke is....

Samaroon! xD

And what a joke! :sex:
 

Darzil

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What's brown and sticky ?

A Stick

(Yes, the heat is getting to me)

Darzil
 

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What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A cracker!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me!
 

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Mall said:
A new survey of British men's penis sizes have been undertaken. It seems a large percentage are less than two inches.

All these men have been given white flags with red crosses to attach to their cars.

ROFLMAO
 

Lamp

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Whats the definition of stupidity ?

Getting Crouch to take a penalty
 

Gamah

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Lamp said:
Whats the definition of stupidity ?

Getting Crouch to take a penalty

Lamp was at the end of the line when god handed out humour :<
 

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What did the Hurricane say to the Coconut tree?

Hang on to your nuts, this is gunna be a heck of a blow-job! ;)
 

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Gamah said:
Lamp was at the end of the line when god handed out humour :<

After a 10 year cocaine abuse history I don't wanna be anywhere near a line, thank you very much
:)
 

Darzil

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What's brown, sticky and smells of pine ?

A turd in a Radox bath
 

Lamp

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What's green, red, and fast ?

A frog in a blender
 

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Sparx said:
laddey is that a logistics beret your wearing?
Dunno where he is from but here in germany black is tanks.
Support (engineers, transports, logistics and artillery too iirc) are red over here.
 

Adlatus Hellbringer

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Sparx said:
laddey is that a logistics beret your wearing?


Aye he looks like a blanket stacker to me :D

Afaik the royal logistics corps wear dark blue berets. Royal Green Jackets wear dark green and paras and mp's where maroon/reddy berets.
 

Sparx

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badge looks RLC badge cant see clearly

Postmen/shelf stackers whatever you wanna call em :)

Guards wear sand berets (i was a scots guard)
 

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I don't think its a beret. Looks like a cowpat
 

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