Work Sucks.....

[old.Vanguard]

This is it

This is your rant about work thread, lets hear it



My work is really boring, but ehh, I get to surf the net and screw around most of the time....but ehh, lets hear some horror stories....

 

[old.MissEv1L]

im signed off from work @ the mo

so i cant type anythin

 

[Munkey-]

one day the coffee machine ran out. we never recovered

 

[Will]

Heh, I have some stories, but I'll post them from home (finish work in 17 minutes)

 

[old.Vanguard]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Heh, I have some stories, but I'll post them from home (finish work in 17 minutes)

You lucky bastard, I just got to work


hell its 10:15 Am over here...

/me yawns

 

[JohnyWishbone]

There gonna make the drinks vending machine a pay one. I am expecting carnage.

 

[Sar]

THOSE BASTARDS!

We've always had to pay for the "coffee" machine just outside our office. The stuff it produces is rank, and could feasibly be used as a replacement for crude oil.

PS: I leave for the day in 20 mins myself

Woop!

DAoC Time

 

[old.MissEv1L]

have fun

 

[~YuckFou~]

Its not over for another hour, and then I have a 1.5 hour drive home

 

[Will]

Well, time for my nightmare story.

my last job was a post office in a rough bit of Glasgow. I decided to quit, after we had two armed robberies, in a week, at my till. I thought enough was enough, gave my notice, and went to Glastonbury.

 

[Summo]

Eep! Having a gun pointed at you is no way to earn a living.

 

[~YuckFou~]

........unless you are part of a circus act

 

[xane]

Reminds me of a girl I knew who managed a betting shop, she had an armed robbery, she was severly shaken and went on a "rehab" course, then got management of another betting shop somewhere else, and guess what, the same bloody armed robber turns up a few days later !

 

[old.twilight]

Talk about bad luck!

 

[Summo]

You should have asked her what were the odds on that?

Or not...

 

[Testin da Cable]

work? what work? I'm home now. There is no work.


*wraps arms around self*
*crouches in dark corner of dark house*

only 13hrs till I start again mother

 

[Will]

It was the same guy too, turns out he lived above the Post Office.

 

[~Lazarus~]

32 test scripts to create.
32 pieces of test data to setup
7 external companies to deal with (5 of them are fucking foreign)
1 hour a peice for the creation of each test script.

And Ive got 8 hours to do it in !!!!!!


Any got any vacancies?

 

[S-Gray]

Yeha.. college sucks also.. feckin lecturers are... mm.. better not just incase someone post' it to em from college lol *bastards* lol

The Coffee is shite, the foods shite and over priced, the only thing i look forward too tho is the Pasta... thats the ONLY good thing about it..... lol

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Lazarus
32 test scripts to create.

32 pieces of test data to setup

7 external companies to deal with (5 of them are fucking foreign)

1 hour a peice for the creation of each test script.



And Ive got 8 hours to do it in !!!!!!





Any got any vacancies?

write a script to do all that

 

[djpringle]

boohoo just arrived at work, heads a bangin and the procedure I'm writing is just taking too long. To top it all off its raining

 

[Mellow-]

8 cups of tea spread lightly over the working day = lots of loo visits which make the work more erm ... barable?

 

[djpringle]

wow work has improved tenfold, I've just found out that they have ashtrays in all the lavs

 

[Mellow-]

Tea ... Ashtrays & Lavs, first this lot and then the world!!! muwahaa

 

[old.Vanguard]

Tea...hmmm


Tea...novel concept that



I much perfer Coffee

 

[djpringle]

coffee yeah. The real stuff not the vending machine shite.

/me heads towards the percolator

 

[S-Gray]

All you people are making hard words i cant understand! lol, like that Percolotor thingy DJ just said, and the Nintendo from earlier.... is it BW Forum Slang or somethin?! lol

 

[djpringle]

Percolator, you know drippy coffee machine thingy. There is no guarantee I've spelt it right though

 

[S-Gray]

You mean Filtered Coffee?

 

[djpringle]

Filtered coffee, couldn't remember that. I seem to be having plenty of blonde moments this morning