Work shirt of the day

[Bahumat]

Please tell him to sign up and explain why he wears such bad shirts!

 

[Wij]

Damn. I thought it said 'Work SHIT of the day'.




*bake*

 

[Deebs]

What's your mates name? And does he have 50's hair?

I know someone with that shirt and I have to say, it takes balls to wear something as ghastly as that

His name is Rhys and he has hardly any hair....

 

[Lazarus]

so, he distracts comments about his follicly challenged head by wearing grotesque shirts instead?

 

[Scouse]

It's a good tactic. Man up and front up

 

[TdC]

so, he distracts comments about his follicly challenged head by wearing grotesque shirts instead?

I hope he goes for extreme moustacheering!

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

Every now and then I forget I've got this one on when I go out. I get some funny looks...

 

[Deebs]

Hehe, nice one Strangey

 

[Wij]

My work shit today has nearly ripped my arse. Hurts so bad

 

[russell]

I would promote shirt man for not being a sheep. I think we should celebrate his effort!

 

[Deebs]

My work shit today has nearly ripped my arse. Hurts so bad

Did you have blood on the paper? If not then it was not a worthy shit....

 

[cHodAX]

so, he distracts comments about his follicly challenged head by wearing grotesque shirts instead?

That would be like me wearing tiny shoes to distract people from looking at my massive penis, or vice versa.

 

[Deebs]

That would be like me wearing tiny shoes to distract people from looking at my massive penis, or vice versa.

You have a big cock? Send pics to the females on here for validation please....

 

[TdC]

or....he has feet growing out of his penis!!!!

 

[Wij]

Did you have blood on the paper? If not then it was not a worthy shit....

Yes

 

[Deebs]

Yes

Awesome but those are not the best shits, those ones are where you have a fucking massive dump and think you are shitting about 10 ton in weight and when you go to wipe your arse the paper is spotless. They rock

Anyway, sorry to hear you had a ring splitter. Get the missus to kiss it better and put some vaseline on it, call it a greasy rimmer.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Keep it up, homemade Goatse.

 

[Scouse]

you have a fucking massive dump and think you are shitting about 10 ton in weight and when you go to wipe your arse the paper is spotless. They rock

This is true. They really do rock!

 

[Deebs]

Here is todays shirt:



And another guy decided to wear this!!

 

[Scouse]

B'jeesus. I wouldn't even wear them on holiday.

The first one looks like it's been used as a muff-bung that the dog has then sicked up on, the second I actually saw in a charity shop and thought what sort of colour-blind scoper would wear that??!


Good on those men!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Do you work with American tourists or something?

 

[Dreamor]

holy moly, they are insane, man i think i would get sent home to change if i wore something like that

 

[old.user4556]

This is true. They really do rock!

In Scotland we call them a "one wiper".

 

[cHodAX]

Awesome but those are not the best shits, those ones are where you have a fucking massive dump and think you are shitting about 10 ton in weight and when you go to wipe your arse the paper is spotless. They rock

lol you are not wrong.

 

[cHodAX]

or....he has feet growing out of his penis!!!!

No, just genital warts like the rest of Off Topic. I only share because I care.

 

[Gumbo]

Awesome but those are not the best shits, those ones are where you have a fucking massive dump and think you are shitting about 10 ton in weight and when you go to wipe your arse the paper is spotless. They rock

Anyway, sorry to hear you had a ring splitter. Get the missus to kiss it better and put some vaseline on it, call it a greasy rimmer.

Didn't Bodhi once start a thread about how he had perfected the wipeless shit and that was his greatest achievement of the year or something? Might even have been back in BW days.

 

[Chilly]

That would be win of a lifetime, not the year. Imagine never having to wipe again? Wow.

 

[Deebs]

Todays shirt:

 

[Scouse]

He looks like a sofa. Owned by a lumberjack.

Who lives in a caravan.

 

[Jimmy]

My new t-shirt which came a couple of days ago


http://http://www.teeshirtsdevon.co.uk/cart/images/noplace.jpg

wore it to work got loads was a fun day see people trying to get it