Sport Woods in serious condition...

[Ch3tan]

BBC Sport - Golf - Golf star Tiger Woods 'injured in car accident'

Apparently he hit a fire hydrant and a tree pulling out of his drive and has suffered serious injuries. Very few details so far though.

 

[old.user4556]

I've just heard, my mate text me and lept onto the PC to check it out, Woods is one of my heroes - all I can say is 'fuck '

 

[Tom]

Sounds like a lot of fuss over nothing if you ask me.

 

[Embattle]

Well there does seem to be mixed information, i can't honestly see how he could of done much damage to himself from the information around the net.

 

[old.user4556]

Initial reports said he had been seriously injured, but his agent Mark Steinberg later told CNBC that Woods was "fine".

Derek Acorah will be gutted.

 

[Wij]

Derek Acorah will be gutted.

That's MY plan

 

[Mabs]

not good, tho i have to say when i saw the title, i was expecting one of those "water on mars" jokes :|

 

[old.user4556]

There is a photograph of Woods in a serious condition below:

 

[Chilly]

Just read an update, he's died while in intensive care!

 

[old.user4556]

Nonsense .

 

[Chilly]

Nonsense .

its true ffs


cuntmas

 

[Olgaline]

Wood is not amused

 

[Lazarus]

BBC Sport - Golf - Golf star Tiger Woods 'injured in car accident'

Apparently he hit a fire hydrant and a tree pulling out of his drive and has suffered serious injuries. Very few details so far though.

mmm - i thought he was a better driver than that

 

[Ch3tan]

mmm - i thought he was a better driver than that

Badum tush!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

What kind of handicap will he have when he gets out of the rough?

 

[rynnor]

Maybe we can all club together and get him a card?

 

[phazey]

I'm sure he'll have a fairway to go until he is fully recovered.

 

[Gray]

BBC News - Tiger Woods crash 911 call

 

[Raven]

Sounds like he is on the run from the police now!

 

[rynnor]

I thought the current theory was his mrs found out about his affair with the socialite and then beat the crap outta him?

 

[Ch3tan]

I thought the current theory was his mrs found out about his affair with the socialite and then beat the crap outta him?

and beat the crap out of his SUV while she was at it?

Also Raven, LOL, he has cancelled 3 interviews at his home with the police.

 

[DaGaffer]

and beat the crap out of his SUV while she was at it?

Apparently so, and (highly appropriately) with a golf club no less.

 

[Ch3tan]

HAHA, I had ignored the news stories about it since they stopped talking about the accident and started talking about his life. That is funny though.

 

[Ch3tan]

Looks like they are all at it: Benzema has escaped injury after crashing his car into a security barrier and then a tree. Won't somebody please think of the poor trees?

 

[Raven]

Yeah I was just joking. I don't actually care really.

Some guy crashed his car omgohnowhatwillwedo??!?!?

 

[Raven]

Though what is funny is that Gillette now have a fully fledged sports cheat a guy who cheats on his wife than gets the shit kicked out of him by his wife. I wonder what the other guy will do now, bank job?

 

[Embattle]

Looks like they are all at it: Benzema has escaped injury after crashing his car into a security barrier and then a tree. Won't somebody please think of the poor trees?

Seems he was playing in the rough to much.

You'll find it doesn't do much to the trees, other them wondering why another idiot has scratched the wood.

 

[Gray]

BBC News - Ambulance 'called from Tiger Woods' home in Florida'

Sounds interesting?

Wonder if its someone who is trying to get in on the 0publicity

 

[Calaen]

Though what is funny is that Gillette now have a fully fledged sports cheat a guy who cheats on his wife than gets the shit kicked out of him by his wife. I wonder what the other guy will do now, bank job?

Didn't Henry cheat on his ex wife also?

 

[rynnor]

BBC News - Ambulance 'called from Tiger Woods' home in Florida'

Sounds interesting?

Wonder if its someone who is trying to get in on the 0publicity

The Mother in Law I think - tbh I feel sorry for him now - the last thing you need when your marriage is on the rocks is a long stay from the mother-in-law...