Women Vs Mens Perspectives

[Vladamir]

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 17th November 2007

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I had been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed.

I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.

I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.


MAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 17th November 2007

Scotland lost to Italy . Gutted. Got a shag though.

 

[GReaper]

Old!

 

[Vladamir]

Get out of my forum GReaper before i set stupeh on you!

 

[GReaper]

!!!

stupeh scares me

 

[Huntingtons]

men writes diary? now thats a joke

 

[Wonk]

I heard a danish version of it 5 years ago.

 

[Elkie]

men writes diary? now thats a joke

I write a private journal... not much of a joke.

 

[Huntingtons]

well you watch marry poppins when you wank so no wonder

 

[Elkie]

well you watch marry poppins when you wank so no wonder

How polite...

 

[Dukat]

I tried keeping a journal once, started it as a new years thing when I got a diary from someone for christmas (lucky me!).

Think I got to january the 3rd, wrote an entry in it once and then started doodling those flickerbook animations in there instead! wey!

 

[Huntingtons]

oh lighten up elkie, just coz you're all serious law enforcer doesnt mean you have to be a tight cnut like your sisters

 

[leviathane]

oooh low blow

 

[Laddey]

well you watch marry poppins when you wank so no wonder

haha you horrible bastard

 

[Vladamir]

oh lighten up elkie, just coz you're all serious law enforcer doesnt mean you have to be a tight cnut like your sisters

<3 cuntingtons

 

[preacherboy]

I heard the England Squad have 3 Tampons on there shirt due to the bad period

 

[Elkie]

oh lighten up elkie, just coz you're all serious law enforcer doesnt mean you have to be a tight cnut like your sisters

Lucky I don't have sisters then really isn't it... And just because I don't act like an arsehole over an internet forum doesn't mean I am a c*nt as you seem to put it. As you don't even know me, I suggest your grow up a bit to be honest, have a laugh all you want but no need to try and impress people.

 

[gohan]

Lucky I don't have sisters then really isn't it... And just because I don't act like an arsehole over an internet forum doesn't mean I am a c*nt as you seem to put it. As you don't even know me, I suggest your grow up a bit to be honest, have a laugh all you want but no need to try and impress people.

ye hunt :< just cos your sister is like chucking a sausage down an alleyway thiers no need to get all abusive

 

[Imgormiel]

men writes diary? now thats a joke

I used to keep one religiously, until I got bored of being bored writing the same shit different day sentence for the 1000th time

 

[old.Tohtori]

I used to keep one religiously, until I got bored of being bored writing the same shit different day sentence for the 1000th time

Monday:

Woke up, ate, went to work, ate lunch, pooped, came home, had a wank. Sleep now.

Tuesday:

Woke up, ate, went to work, skipped lunch, still pooped, came home, had a half-wank. Sleep again.

Wednesday:

Woke up, ate, went to work, ate a big lunch, no poop(hmm...),came home, pooped(Yei!), no wank, tired of poop, sleepy time.

Thursday:

Woke up, i hate thursdays, called in sick, had a wank, back to sleep.

Friday:

Woke up, had a drink, went to work, had another drink at lunch, called my boss an a-hole, had another drink, tipped the watercooler, groped the secretary, drank more, went to bar, drank more, nailed a blonde in the bathroom, drank more, took a brunette home, nailed brunette, pissed off wife, drank more, passed out in bathroom.

REAL friday:

Woke up. Nice dream. Ate, went to work, ate lunch, pooped, came home...maybe go out later. Or wank.

 

[Bahumat]

Seel it's like our days are synchronised, except I use a tibetan monk for the wanking, keeps my hands all nice and smooth!

 

[Kinag]

Woke up, had a drink, went to work, had another drink at lunch, called my boss an a-hole, had another drink, tipped the watercooler, groped the secretary, drank more, went to bar, drank more, nailed a blonde in the bathroom, drank more, took a brunette home, nailed brunette, pissed off wife, drank more, passed out in bathroom.

I sometimes wonder to myself how you got a job in the first place

 

[Sparx]

never heard that made me laugh

 

[Huntingtons]

ye hunt :< just cos your sister is like chucking a sausage down an alleyway thiers no need to get all abusive

since gamah is gone somebody has to do the duty how else will i get the cool kids to look up to me?


seriously though elkie - you took offence of a lame joke on the internet and basically asked for a lame/funny reply (yes i find those replies funny, sue me). yes i dont know you thats why its possible for me to throw these comments at you for fun without you taking offence - or so i thought...

1 question though - dont you feel alone at the station - there's not alot of girls to talk fashion with and the macho-coppers prolly dont talk to limp-wrists, right?

 

[crispy]

ye hunt :< just cos your sister is like chucking a sausage down an alleyway thiers no need to get all abusive

How dare you? Im the closest he's got to a sister

 

[Huntingtons]

closest to a brother* which doesnt quite cut it im afraid

 

[AngelHeal]

hmm, ok i know cnut (or as some of the none '1337' talking people know it as c*nt!) is a very very very bad word..

but what does it mean?:| i mean the actualyl meaning of the word.

i mean asshole, well we all know what that is.. and dickhead.. well i supose most of us know that aswell

but 'cnut'.... or is cnut crack-nut and not actually c*nt at all?:|

anyway go :england:.. oh w8..

i mean go HIDDINKYTOYS!!

 

[Tasslehoff]

In the place where we have a penis, girls have a ****

 

[Huntingtons]

ass? thats 3 letters

 

[Jarahl]

Its the same as a vigina. Same goes for twat etc. English people seems to like it when calling other people reproduction parts

 

[Huntingtons]

"fede pik" translated to "fat dick" is common in denmark as well, no?