Women, settle an arguement

[Blackjack]

I think you'll find it's like "licking a p*ssy"

Not really, no.

This all depends on the woman really, no definitive answer. With a big cock, you might not even have to try to be fancy.

With a big cock you might not get any result at all.
I have a mate who happens to be very well endowed. He has now found a steady women that fits him, nice big girl. But the first several women he had sex with, all he could do was basicly stick the tip in. That just sucks for everyone.

Another friend of mine told the story of someone he knew from the pub, who basicly had his massive shlong out for the fun of it. Everyone went "Damn!" but he later told them that his sex life just wasn't that great, there was just no way to use the entire thing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh gods you took it seriously...

 

[Bugz]

He obviously feels very passionately about this!

I wonder why!

 

[old.Tohtori]

He obviously feels very passionately about this!

I wonder why!

Take a look Bugz, that's a fully grown p*ssywhipped man who's been taught how a womans hoohoo isn't a "joke"

Bewaaaaare!

 

[Blackjack]

Oh gods you took it seriously...

Yup

He obviously feels very passionately about this!

I wonder why!

Yes, omg. I don't have a massive penis but i'm an expert at cunnilingus. What a crying shame. Jesus

Now go back to your corner and keep crying like a bitch, why break the pattern now? Although i'm sure you feel you can break anything, i mean with months of Taekwondo experience and all.

 

[Bugz]

Hahaha.

Don't get too upset now - we're only playing around with you

 

[old.Tohtori]

Blackjack needs to lay off the powerbars and f*cking pornstars for a while i think, he's turning from a cool ninja into a shang ss-thupid

 

[Blackjack]

Hahaha.

Don't get too upset now - we're only playing around with you

You haven't seen me close to upset.
Now, corner!

Blackjack needs to lay off the powerbars and f*cking pornstars for a while i think, he's turning from a cool ninja into a shang ss-thupid

Never touch powerbars (exept from 2 a couple of months ago, but there was a legit reason. )
And the pornstars come to me, it's like saying no to apple pie that a master chef just happens to make for you. And i'm a big fan of apple Pie.
Pffft, i'm the most awesome ninja here.
And i have no intention of changing to conform to your standard of "cool" if it deviates in the slightest from mine.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I give up, there's absolutely no sarcasm gland in this boy.

 

[Bugz]

Bless him.

 

[Ezteq]

speaking of glands...

would you boys rather have mediocre orax sex done to you (which is fellatio...say it now fell...at...io thats it, have a cookie) or have your prostate gland massaged which is supposed to be the male g-spot but sadly is located up your bum so its either something involving teeth on your wang or nails up your arse ^^

niiiice

 

[Syri]

speaking of glands...

would you boys rather have mediocre orax sex done to you (which is fellatio...say it now fell...at...io thats it, have a cookie) or have your prostate gland massaged which is supposed to be the male g-spot but sadly is located up your bum so its either something involving teeth on your wang or nails up your arse ^^

niiiice

that made me think of this... - Least I Could Do: the Webcomic Comic Archive

 

[Ezteq]

rofl thats a good'un

 

[Cyradix]

speaking of glands...

would you boys rather have mediocre orax sex done to you (which is fellatio...say it now fell...at...io thats it, have a cookie) or have your prostate gland massaged which is supposed to be the male g-spot but sadly is located up your bum so its either something involving teeth on your wang or nails up your arse ^^

niiiice

Don't you know the saying : Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, well, it still satisfies the craving....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't you know the saying : Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, well, it still satisfies the craving....

Do YOU know, that it's possible, if you're REALLY good, to get more pleasure out of a wank then from a good sex session?

Imagine that.

 

[Cerb]

speaking of glands...

would you boys rather have mediocre orax sex done to you (which is fellatio...say it now fell...at...io thats it, have a cookie) or have your prostate gland massaged which is supposed to be the male g-spot but sadly is located up your bum so its either something involving teeth on your wang or nails up your arse ^^

niiiice

i dont see the question?

 

[Cerb]

Do YOU know, that it's possible, if you're REALLY good, to get more pleasure out of a wank then from a good sex session?

Imagine that.

Lol some old classics....the psoh wank...the banana wank...and of course, the all important danger wank!

edit:none are as good as sex!

 

[Ch3tan]

I dont know which way to take it m8, BUT THANKS!!

LOL Laddey

 

[Zenith.UK]

The wife says cunnilingus... every time.
She had a boyfriend with a big dick and he caused her physical problems (internal bruising, cervical erosion, pelvic inflammatory disease etc).