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cHodAX

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Big penis or great cunilingus. One or the other, you must choose!
 

cHodAX

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Oh and if you are a bloke, ask your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/grandmother or whoever!
 

Ezteq

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great cunilingus, tbh big willies can be dissapointing if the guy in the driving seat doesnt know how to use it...also having a big willy is just something your born with, you have no control over that but if a guy is great at t'other then at least it shows he is making an effort! i mean thats a skill tbh...there should actually be awards for it in some cases.


[edit: well obviously your not born with a big willy i mean god ergh, gross! imagine the issues of finding nappies that fit properly...what i meant was that you grow in to them]
 

Gwadien

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Oh and if you are a bloke, ask your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/grandmother or whoever!

OK, i'll report back in about half a hour :power:

Can't beat a Grandmother that you can talk about that stuff to :p

:ninja:
 

russell

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Once had a bfriend with a HUGE cock, but he had no idea, and some days I just couldnt face it.
Great C is an art form
 

old.Tohtori

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Once had a bfriend with a HUGE cock, but he had no idea, and some days I just couldnt face it.
Great C is an art form

I just fell off my chair at that part and aaaaaaaall the lovely snipes that came to my head.

Had a bit of a flame-gasm :D
 

Bugz

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What if a guy has both qualities?

Do I have to get rid of one?
 

Edmond

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Felatio is the term used for a blow job, to be performed on the male

Cunilingus is the term used for having the clitoris stimulated, to be performed on the female

Here endeth the lesson
 

kiliarien

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Felatio is the term used for a blow job, to be performed on the male

Cunilingus is the term used for having the clitoris stimulated, to be performed on the female

Here endeth the lesson

Hehe Edmond I had to titter at the topic of this thread and then I read your title and had to properly giggle. 'Bad feeling about this' hehe.....
 

Overdriven

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Amount of blokes in here who don't know those terms is scaring me. o_O I thinks Bugz should go Felate (iirc) a smurf. :]
 

Everz

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I'm every woman's dream dude as the research shows us. :drink:
 

Ch3tan

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I've never, ever, EVER heard that saying.


After reading your comments on here Laddey, there are not a lot of things you could say you did not know about that would surprise me.
 

Laddey

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After reading your comments on here Laddey, there are not a lot of things you could say you did not know about that would surprise me.
I dont know which way to take it m8, BUT THANKS!!
 

Thorwyn

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Doh!

Noone pulled the good old "It´s a matter of taste" joke?
FH OT failed me!
 

Blackjack

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Has to be teh C.
The women I know see massive cocks as more of a curio. Something that might be interesting to try, but not really the holy grail.
Where if you take the time to not be a mong, and not do your best Labrador impression when going down on her, you are way more likely to sneak into her hall of fame.

It's like a game, the more you know and play, the better you get. And although the rules of the game are always the same, some team-mates prefer different play styles to optimize their own potential.
If you are a good player, you can make people around you better.
If you have a giant bat, but miss the ball every time, what is the point?
 

Bugz

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The OP didn't ask if one was done badly and one was done well lol. He simply asked which is better.
 

Ezteq

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Doh!

Noone pulled the good old "It´s a matter of taste" joke?
FH OT failed me!

...and here I could mention my B2 imposed ban of me consuming anchovies if i ever hope for any of that kind of thing....but im a laydeeee so i wont ;)
 

Blackjack

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The OP didn't ask if one was done badly and one was done well lol. He simply asked which is better.

It's the same as asking. Which is better;

Incredible fighting skills, or being huge.

Skills will always guarantee results, while being massive might get you nothing.
A big guy can be a good fighter however.
But if picking at random. Sick fighter or big guy. I will go with skills every time.

He didn’t ask if someone terrible at sex would be just as good just if his cock was huge.
And besides, you can make up for not having a great big fuck off package by being really good at cunnilingus or sex in general. While you can not make up for sucking at oral sex simply by having a big penis.
 

old.Tohtori

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It's like a game, the more you know and play, the better you get. And although the rules of the game are always the same, some team-mates prefer different play styles to optimize their own potential.
If you are a good player, you can make people around you better.
If you have a giant bat, but miss the ball every time, what is the point?

I think you'll find it's like "licking a p*ssy" :D

This all depends on the woman really, no definitive answer. With a big cock, you might not even have to try to be fancy.
 

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