Women! Dont Drive!

[Sparx]

Official proof women cant drive

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[Chronictank]

lol, i shouldnt laugh but i cant help it ><

 

[Gamah]

She looks like a mizzy old bat.

 

[Naetha]

LOL

Nearly had a crash yesterday actually - was driving a company car down to Shrewsbury from Leeds, and drove over an old (i.e. rails removed) level crossing at about 55mph - all 4 wheels took off, and I realised I had problems steering the car, especially when the sharp bend ahead was looming ever closer

Was funneh though

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[Ezteq]

rofl tbh old eople are lethal in those buggies, my bf's nanna drives one and she zooms out infront of cars and stuff shes like toad of toad hall.

 

[Gamah]

LOL

Nearly had a crash yesterday actually - was driving a company car down to Shrewsbury from Leeds, and drove over an old (i.e. rails removed) level crossing at about 55mph - all 4 wheels took off, and I realised I had problems steering the car, especially when the sharp bend ahead was looming ever closer

Was funneh though

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EXACTLY the same thing happened to me except, I wasn't in a car, near a sharp bend or didn't go over any rail crossings...oh and I didn't nearly crash.

 

[Naetha]

EXACTLY the same thing happened to me except, I wasn't in a car, near a sharp bend or didn't go over any rail crossings...oh and I didn't nearly crash.

OMG how creepy is that!

 

[Chronictank]

rofl tbh old eople are lethal in those buggies, my bf's nanna drives one and she zooms out infront of cars and stuff shes like toad of toad hall.

i got hit in the heels by one of those things, they are a road hazard tbh!
all you hear is a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and then BANG out of nowhere you get whacked in the shins as tries to ride up the bakc of your legs!

 

[Sparx]

LOL

Nearly had a crash yesterday actually - was driving a company car down to Shrewsbury from Leeds, and drove over an old (i.e. rails removed) level crossing at about 55mph - all 4 wheels took off, and I realised I had problems steering the car, especially when the sharp bend ahead was looming ever closer

Was funneh though

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my point proven, thanks naeth

 

[Naetha]

my point proven, thanks naeth

Nobody in my guild will get in a car if I'm driving either

I think it had something to do with us on the way to a guild meetup, when I was sat in the passenger seat and I wiggled the steering wheel taking our car across all three motorway lanes at about 90mph

 

[Alan]

Nobody in my guild will get in a car if I'm driving either

I think it had something to do with us on the way to a guild meetup, when I was sat in the passenger seat and I wiggled the steering wheel taking our car across all three motorway lanes at about 90mph

You want to get in a car with me i'd do it in reverse

 

[Naetha]

Well tbh, as someone who has probably driven around 70k miles in 2 years and never had as much as a bump (frantically touches wood - no Gamah, not yours) I think I'm doing ok

Edit: Btw Alan I'd love to see your car go 90mph in reverse

 

[Gamah]

Well tbh, as someone who has probably driven around 70k miles in 2 years and never had as much as a bump (frantically touches wood - no Gamah, not yours) I think I'm doing ok

Edit: Btw Alan I'd love to see your car go 90mph in reverse

Busted before I even post :<

 

[Dukat]

(frantically touches wood - no Gamah, not yours)

lol emotional rollercoaster for poor gamah its got everything! the highs, the lows, and of course the unexpected twist half way though!

On topic though, I saw a funny southpark episode about old people's lethal driving, one part where an old couple crashed through a resturant wall in thier car and said "is the the parking lot?" had me in stiches.... ahh I'm easily amused

(pm me if you want a link to the episode - just dont tell anyone!)

 

[Sparx]

l

On topic though, I saw a funny southpark episode about old people's lethal driving, one part where an old couple crashed through a resturant wall in thier car and said "is the the parking lot?" had me in stiches.... ahh I'm easily amused

i saw an episode of south park where they stuck food up their arses and shit out their mouths

Have you also saw the WoW one? (thats a joke btw due to it being posted a million times)

 

[Alan]

Female ONLY car park

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[Overdriven]

*Laughing* Brilliant.

 

[Dukat]

i saw an episode of south park where they stuck food up their arses and shit out their mouths

Have you also saw the WoW one? (thats a joke btw due to it being posted a million times)

 

[Wonk]

oi, it has nothing to do with their driving skills - more likely their intelligence

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[Sparx]

Hahahah