Women are like

Tsabo

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...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
 

Heta

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...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful


this one clearly have to be about women, not men
 

Mabs

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..fine wines
best stored lying down
 

Mojo

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.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.
 

Eeben

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Mojo said:
.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

lol
 

Tsabo

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Heta said:
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful


this one clearly have to be about women, not men

Read the thread title ¬.¬
 

Heta

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I know I saw it later, wasnt paying enough atention when clicking it so tough it was still the other thread
 

Heta

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Mojo said:
.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

haha! thats fucking brilliant :p
 

Cadiva

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old.Tohtori said:
Dare i say...pwned :D


Well, actually considering he's coming to pick me up from work, I suspect he'll get away with it :)
 

old.Tohtori

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Cadiva said:
Well, actually considering he's coming to pick me up from work, I suspect he'll get away with it :)

...what?! :eek7:

Women don't operate like this!

You thank for the ride, and if he asks if you're mad about the forum thing, you politely answer "No dear." Get home, wait until he's comfortable in his chair with a (optional) beer in hand and then bring up the forum thing, proceed to confuse him with things from last christmas and give the final blow to him by saying "You'll sleep on the couch, you know where the napkins are!"

Right...?
 

Haggus

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Mojo said:
.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

hahaha :D
 

kirennia

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Mojo said:
.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

hahahaha! :D
 

old.Tohtori

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Mojo said:
.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

You forgot the occasional head that leaves you in a "wtf?" state.
 

Himse

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Mojo said:
.....KFC
Once your done with the leg and breast's all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

lol have a rep ;p
 

Ezteq

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Morphius said:
terrorists
they cannot be negotiated with and always want money
aye and we blow up at the slightest provocation.....











actually i run away and cry and eat lots and lots of chocolate,




hmmm, so thats why my application for terrorists'r'us failed so badly, dammitalltohell :(

[edit: ooh i could reapply tbh after mexican food im an ellite self contained biological warfare unit... kewel]
 

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