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When you put a pie just out of their reach?
Or put a pie on a string and drag it along the ground when they get near?
 

Dillinja

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That can be extremely entertaining. However, it is annoying when they launch theirselves at the pie thus squashing it onto the ground before you can pull it away.
 

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Dillinja said:
I suppose so. I've had a few fat friends in my time though. I tend to feel sorry for them. After all, there really is nothing worse than being fat.
u could be gay, or have no nob or smt, being fat aint the worst
 

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No, just eat the pie. Don't waste good food. :p

What we should do is transport the overweight population of the world to places like Ethiopia and other famine ravaged places like that and take the population of those countries and bring them over to the west. Then they can gorge themselves silly whilst the fat people are forced to shed all their weight.

When the skinny people are all fat and bloated then they can be sent home and the scrawny westerners can be brought back over here where, hopefully, they will have learnt a valuable lesson.

I reckon I could win a nobel peace prize for this idea.
 

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use a fishing rod, i bet you could launch it away from offending lardo before he lands
 

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Sissyfoo said:
No, just eat the pie. Don't waste good food. :p

What we should do is transport the overweight population of the world to places like Ethiopia and other famine ravaged places like that and take the population of those countries and bring them over to the west. Then they can gorge themselves silly whilst the fat people are forced to shed all their weight.

When the skinny people are all fat and bloated then they can be sent home and the scrawny westerners can be brought back over here where, hopefully, they will have learnt a valuable lesson.

I reckon I could win a nobel peace prize for this idea.
or feed the fat people to the starving nig nogs
 

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Sissyfoo said:
No, just eat the pie. Don't waste good food. :p

What we should do is transport the overweight population of the world to places like Ethiopia and other famine ravaged places like that and take the population of those countries and bring them over to the west. Then they can gorge themselves silly whilst the fat people are forced to shed all their weight.

When the skinny people are all fat and bloated then they can be sent home and the scrawny westerners can be brought back over here where, hopefully, they will have learnt a valuable lesson.

I reckon I could win a nobel peace prize for this idea.

I like the idea, although the whole country would soon become full of people with turkey necks where the flab used to be. :\
 

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I could just poison the resevoirs...that would work just as well I guess.

/edit poison them with DIET PILLS, I mean. I don't wish anyone to DIE IRL KTHXBYE...honest!
 

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Sissyfoo said:
I could just poison the resevoirs...that would work just as well I guess.

/edit poison them with DIET PILLS, I mean. I don't wish anyone to DIE IRL KTHXBYE...honest!

Yes... 'diet' pills.
 

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depends on filling tbh
ive been putting doors up above a butchers this week, delicious steak pies for tea break
yum yum
 

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i blame all these programs and articles etc that perpetuate the myth thats is 'ok' to be fat
 

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I BLAME RONALD MCDONALD!"!133112

And to a lesser extent, the Burger King.
 

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Really? I haven't seen any 'fat' propaganda anywhere for years. Its all 'scrawny chicken ass' propaganda these days which is just as bad. :/
 

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Sissyfoo said:
Really? I haven't seen any 'fat' propaganda anywhere for years. Its all 'scrawny chicken ass' propaganda these days which is just as bad. :/


daytime TV my friend, daytime TV
 

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Yeah but people who watch daytime TV are fat already. It makes no difference really.
 

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Dillinja said:
Yeah but people who watch daytime TV are fat already. It makes no difference really.


well they wouldn't tell their biggest demographic that they are bad people would they?

thats the whole point, telling fat people over and over again its ok to be fat isn't helping
 

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pez said:
well they wouldn't tell their biggest demographic that they are bad people would they?

thats the whole point, telling fat people over and over again its ok to be fat isn't helping

Looks like it is up to people like us to spread the word! ;)
 

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pez said:
well they wouldn't tell their biggest demographic that they are bad people would they?

thats the whole point, telling fat people over and over again its ok to be fat isn't helping

Yeah, but it's not like a fat person is actually going to be motivated enough to lose the weight after they've put it on. They are a lost cause.

Stopping people from getting fat should be the main focus.
 

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it's all hard work, as long as you're not the 1 sleeping with them, whats the problem imo
 

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Whats your motivation to keep in shape if its ok to be fat and big is beautiful?

I'm starting a campaign which will probably go no further than this post, here goes...


'Jesus, do some exercise'
 

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Nuked said:
it's all hard work, as long as you're not the 1 sleeping with them, whats the problem imo

They take up too much space and too much resources.
 

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pez said:
Whats your motivation to keep in shape if its ok to be fat and big is beautiful?

I'm starting a campaign which will probably go no further than this post, here goes...


'Jesus, do some exercise'

Is that the name of the campaign?

I'll put it in my sig if it is.
 

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They walk too damn slowly and when it is really hot they SMELL!! They smell REALLY BAD!
 

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