Wind your Neck In

[Whipped]

Day off from work, gotta watch some day time TV. Jeremy Kyle has just said "Wind your neck in" about 10 times. Is it some catchphrase he's picked up off "The Street"?

Funny show though. Chav TV is here

 

[Frizz]

Pretty sure it's military lingo.

Course it's been modified on occassion to "Wind your **** in", too.

 

[Whipped]

This guy is amazing. Never seen a show where the host actually abuses the guests and flat out calls them liars.

I thought you were supposed to keep an unbaised viewpoint as a host. This guy takes sides. Cock!!

Is this honestly what passes for a day time talk show now? I'm really glad I've got a job, cause if I had this to watch each day I'd dispair to the point of ending it all

 

[Mobius]

i'm not sure if i actually enjoy watching jeremy kyle or if it's a "so bad it's good" sort of thing. do these people really need to on the telly to find out what's wrong with them? it's usually pretty bloody obvious the second they step onto the stage. still, it is great seeing their faces when the lie detector comes out.

whipped, don't forget 'loose women' on ITV at 12:30pm. you're gonna have a great day.

 

[Tom]

You're all standing there critisising Jeremy Kyle WELL I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, THERE ARE 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN THERE AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS WASTING TIME ARGUING ON THE INTERNET, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! LOOK AT THEM CRYING, JUST LOOK AT THEM!

 

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

You're all standing there critisising Jeremy Kyle WELL I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, THERE ARE 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN THERE AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS WASTING TIME ARGUING ON THE INTERNET, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! LOOK AT THEM CRYING, JUST LOOK AT THEM!

Just give em a good slap

 

[Whipped]

I love the fact that he keeps telling them to stop acting like children. Most of these people are about 15-17. They are children!!!

A great line today was as follows.

Jeremy : Why aren't you willing to sort this out?
Chav Bloke : I am, in fact, two weeks ago I said to her, "We should go on the Jeremy Kyle show to sort this out"

Are kids really learning that if they are having problems in life or in a relationship, then the answer is to "Go on the Jeremy Kyle show".

I dispair, I really do

 

[Tricose]

lolz aye hes quite abusive and wind ur neck in i think is to do with the current economical troubles of the far east.... that or hes been a ****

 

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

it is indeed a military term i think it just means calm down i think.

 

[dysfunction]

I think it means Stop being cheeky/Stop talking/Shut the **** up!!

That sort of thing...

 

[Athena]

Jeremy Kyle is fabulous! He's full of meaningless cliques…
QUITE FRANKLY MADAM.... YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE – absolute class :worthy:
Chav TV at it’s finest – what I’d like to know is where the hell they find the white trash/scum of the earth to appear on the show.
Bloody hilarious

 

[Whipped]

Jeremy Kyle is fabulous! He's full of meaningless cliques…
QUITE FRANKLY MADAM.... YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE – absolute class :worthy:
Chav TV at it’s finest – what I’d like to know is where the hell they find the white trash/scum of the earth to appear on the show.
Bloody hilarious

The problem seems to be that they don't "find them", the stupid fucks volunteer for this shit!

 

[Tom]

The audience is asked on each recording if they know anybody who might appear.

It never fails The people on that programme are basically thick.

 

[throdgrain]

You lot are wierd. Ive been telling people to wind thier necks in for years

 

[Sockstuff]

what I’d like to know is where the hell they find the white trash/scum of the earth to appear on the show.
Bloody hilarious

Hanging around McDonald's around any town centre i believe.