Wij's annoying thread to bring back Trem.

[Wij]

Until Trem concedes defeat and returns I propose to bump this thread continuously with mindless drivel, mainly about my toilet habits. It will be dull or worrying.

To start with, I've just farted. there are two female co-workers behind me right now and I've let a foul one go.

They're starting to look round...

 

[Will]

I shall make this a sticky.

At least, until a proper mod notices.

 

[Wij]

Thx Will

Incidentally, I blamed the Project Manager sat next to me

 

[Tom]

Fuck Trem the miserable ****. I hope they ban him for life.

 

[Clown]

Am I allowed to post my mindless drivel here?

 

[Cdr]

chickadee china, the chinese chicken you have a drum stick and your brain stops ticking!

roffles

:rolleyes :

 

[Wij]

IT'S MY MINDLESS DRIVEL

For instance:-

I've now been living with the in-laws for two weeks. My pods are like two tins of fussels milk. I have a permanent semi. Every female in the office would get it. They look fantastic. Even the past-retirement-age cleaners. They'd fucking get it so hard. And quick !

 

[Clown]

ARRRRRRRRIMMAPIR8

Pie-rat.

Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.

OI CDR I SAW THAT!!

 

[Tom]

I'd prefer to think of them as being 2 scotch eggs with a tin of vanilla nutriment between them.

At least thats the image I have in my mind.

 

[Cdr]

ARRRRRRRRIMMAPIR8

Pie-rat.

Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.

OI CDR I SAW THAT!!

OMG!!!

STOP STALKING ME!

 

[Doh_boy]

<Little boy>
Please sir, can we have our trem back please?
</little boy>

Some gobshites nicked a tft monitor last night but in their haste to run away they managed to rip the vga plug off.

 

[dysfunction]

I cant see what our objective is here...

 

[Cyradix]

How is this thread going to convince Trem to come back when he doesn't read FW anymore?
I suggest you drop leaflets from a plane, do radio interviews, put it on page 3, etc…

 

[Cdr]

Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from other shit threads as 'Quentin Tarantino's Finest', 'BY does deliver...' and 'glen facelifted?'

 

[babs]

You are my trem-shine,
my only trem-shine,
you make me moooisst,
when things are dry.

you'll never know how much,
baby jebus loves you,
please don't take,
our trem-shine,
away......

 

[Clown]

You Are Overtaking Me In The Nonsense Post Race!!

 

[Cdr]

Brum Brum Brum

Screeeeeeech!!!!!

Bang

Crash!

 

[Whipped]

Won't somebody think of the children!!!!

 

[mr.Blacky]

I am two people short on my threesome.

 

[Insane]

chinese style children stir fry with boiled rice

sweet and sour or kung po? thats the eternal question.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Cantonese or Hong Kong stylee

 

[adams901]

Am I allowed to post my mindless drivel here?

How about you make this thread a place where you make non drivel posts, that in itself will be worth a sticky .

 

[Insane]

im quite partial to cantonise style

wonder if you can get "japanise schoolgirl" style?

 

[Wij]

im quite partial to cantonise style

wonder if you can get "japanise schoolgirl" style?

Oooh, my 'tentacle' would love that !

 

[leggy]

STAY WAY TREM YOU HAVE BROKEN FREE. one one one two


If only we all had the power.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What do you do when it's poo time at the in-laws? I know you're a man who likes to take his time and use excessive toilet paper to the point of causing floods: are you still so brazen and free in your excreting there as you do say at home, or work?

 

[Nibbler]

m00?

 

[Wij]

What do you do when it's poo time at the in-laws? I know you're a man who likes to take his time and use excessive toilet paper to the point of causing floods: are you still so brazen and free in your excreting there as you do say at home, or work?

I go at work ALWAYS

Anyway - I might not get chance to post again before the weekend. So...


COME BACK TREM OR I'LL BUM YOUR PORRIDGE !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I go at work ALWAYS

Anyway - I might not get chance to post again before the weekend. So...


COME BACK TREM OR I'LL BUM YOUR PORRIDGE !!!!!!!!!!!

You don't shit at the weekends? You travel into work to take a shit on weekends? What if you need one in the evening after a brutal curry?

TOO MANY LOOPHOLES, NEED ANSWERS NOW !

 

[throdgrain]

Lend me your ear while I call you a fool.
You were kissed by a witch one night in the wood,
And later insisted your feelings were true.

The witches promise was coming,
Believing he listened while laughing you flew.

Leaves falling, red, yellow, brown, all look the same,
And the love you had found lay outside in the rain,
Washed clean by the water but nursing its pain.
The witches promise was coming,
And you're looking elsewhere for your own selfish gain.

Keep looking, keep looking for somewhere to be,
Well, you're wasting your time, they not stupid like he is.
Meanwhile leaves are still falling, you're too blind to see.
You won't find it easy now, it's only fair.
He was willing to give to you, you didn't care.
You're waiting for more but you've already had your share.
The witches promise is turning so don't wait up for him,
He's going to be late.