#wij

[Will]

I'm kind of more about at the moment, so I thought I'd plug #wij a bit.

*plugs*

Come idle.

 

[legendario]

*idling*

 

[Shocko]

#AllNighter has a bot that tells you what's on the tele... What kind of proffessional and ingenious facilities, are facilitated pour moi, in #Wij?

 

[danger]

*Waits for BT to stop fucking around with the Broadband as I cancelled my second line in anticipation of it... therefore am on an internet come down right now

 

[old.Kez]

Wazz is a big girl who works for BHS!!111111

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Completely untrue, and he knows it.

Scrotelover.

 

[Mellow-]

ok, so you're unemployed and a big girl then?

 

[mank!]

No, he's employed. Testing the game I'm desperate to be released.

Cunt.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Shocko
#AllNighter has a bot that tells you what's on the tele... What kind of proffessional and ingenious facilities, are facilitated pour moi, in #Wij?

Errrr...err....

I'll get back to you on that one.

 

[Will]

The bots can tell you the weather anywhere in the world, serve up food and drink, and light your ciggie. That better?

 

[Testin da Cable]

do they lapdance?

 

[Will]

Try !lapdance

 

[Munkey-]

no jukebox command???

i tried !play (tune), but that diddnt work.

nor did !play with yourself.

shame on thou

 

[Will]

No jukebox. That would be a little bit dodgy, would it not?

 

[~Lazarus~]

one thing that #wij comes with is !instabuse

say the wrong thing and they are down youre throat

 

[Will]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
...and they are down youre throat

That is a very expensive service.

 

[Testin da Cable]

indeed

 

[xane]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
say the wrong thing and they are down youre throat

Down your throat quicker than an apostrophe nazi ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I was wondering when I get paid for all that stuff though

 

[Will]

You thought I was going to pay you? You are lucky I don't bill you.

 

[Testin da Cable]

but...but...