<Wij> Poo </Wij>
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old.user4556
Has a sexy sister. I am also a Bodhi wannabee.
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Hmmm 
There is a perfect point at which to allow one to simply slide out, raising the chances of a "one wiper".
There is a perfect point at which to allow one to simply slide out, raising the chances of a "one wiper".
TdC
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G speaks the truth. though my gf's friend prolly holds the holding-in record. I hear tell she p00s every two weeks or so. why the lass doesn't allow herself the luxury of a decent half-hour's p00 avec newspaper/glamor mag/tv guid is beyond me though.
old.user4556
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Both my sister's can go days without poos.
My poos are like clockwork, every single day. I eat about the same time every morning (about 8:30am), then about 15 minutes later the urge arrives. I hold on until i'm touching cloth (probably a total of 5-10 minutes), then it's the above mentioned process.
Arse cheeks barely on the porcelain, mild squeeze, splash, one wipe, done.
The second of the day is usually less urgent. This balance can be upset by a) curry b) alcohol c) curry + alcohol when occasionally i'm shitting through the eye of a needle.
My poos are like clockwork, every single day. I eat about the same time every morning (about 8:30am), then about 15 minutes later the urge arrives. I hold on until i'm touching cloth (probably a total of 5-10 minutes), then it's the above mentioned process.
Arse cheeks barely on the porcelain, mild squeeze, splash, one wipe, done.
The second of the day is usually less urgent. This balance can be upset by a) curry b) alcohol c) curry + alcohol when occasionally i'm shitting through the eye of a needle.
Uncle Sick
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This thread makes me poo.
Chilly
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that lass who poos every two weeks probably eats a salad and a milkshake every day or something.
I poo once a day usually, of varying texture, smell, toxicity to local wildlife depending on the beer and junk food ratio. I would wager that, on average, student poo is worse than older person poo.
I poo once a day usually, of varying texture, smell, toxicity to local wildlife depending on the beer and junk food ratio. I would wager that, on average, student poo is worse than older person poo.
Wij
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I poo every few days. My only regular poo-date is Saturday afternoon wher I invariably get the ugre to crap whereever the wife has dragged me shopping. Usually Harveys department store in Halifax. Lovely clean bog there. Until I've been of course. I feel some sympathy for the old gents who turn up after me as it's usually a curry/lager mix that required a whole roll to wipe.
Shitting at work is the best though. Best few quid you ever earn.
Shitting at work is the best though. Best few quid you ever earn.
Whipped
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Talyn
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Usually about an hour after first waking, and having either my first hit of nicotine, or my first hit of herbal remedies.
Varying degrees from dribbling out like a coffee machine through to splitting the rim, dependant on the previous days fruit and/or fibre intake. (To clarify fruit = stuff that grows on trees and plants and things. Not any other kind of fruit. Apologies to fruit fans.)
Toxicity, always a high factor. Luckily, we have 2 'bathrooms' so the housemates still have a choice of freshness.
I really should get up earlier though, as I wake an hour before work, thus the timing of said 'jobbie' and being late for work can be a deciding factor of a decision to 'hold on and squeeze tight'
As for the longest hold, am I correct in thinking if you don't go for a certain amount of time, the body will start to release the toxins back into the body thus causing illness and such like, with a chance of death? I don't know, maybe I read it, saw it, or heard something about it a long time ago. And mine's probably about a week. Some LARP somewhere or something with no crapper 'cept some down and dirty scout huts...
Varying degrees from dribbling out like a coffee machine through to splitting the rim, dependant on the previous days fruit and/or fibre intake. (To clarify fruit = stuff that grows on trees and plants and things. Not any other kind of fruit. Apologies to fruit fans.)
Toxicity, always a high factor. Luckily, we have 2 'bathrooms' so the housemates still have a choice of freshness.
I really should get up earlier though, as I wake an hour before work, thus the timing of said 'jobbie' and being late for work can be a deciding factor of a decision to 'hold on and squeeze tight'
As for the longest hold, am I correct in thinking if you don't go for a certain amount of time, the body will start to release the toxins back into the body thus causing illness and such like, with a chance of death? I don't know, maybe I read it, saw it, or heard something about it a long time ago. And mine's probably about a week. Some LARP somewhere or something with no crapper 'cept some down and dirty scout huts...
Wij
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Sharma said:I'm having a vindaloo tonight as well as copious amounts of alcohol, funky skunky and a large mint vienetta to finish the night.
Oh dear tomorrow is going to be horrendous.
Get it on www.ratemypoo.com
Uncle Sick
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Whipped said:
Holy crap ( har har )... I make $1300 a year in shit.
Edit.. well, it has to be more I get paid time and a half after 40 hours... 50 hours on average... hrm... *gets a calculator*
