Wij is ** years old today!!

[~Lazarus~]

Hell.

Least you have hair to go grey.

Im thinking of joining the FUBB Society (Fat Ugly Baldy Bastards)

In a few years i will have all the credentials.

And no im not bald, its a solar panel for a sex machine.

 

[bigbb]

me old man always says being slightly 'plump' and having the odd grey hair are all characteristics of 'the corporate image', which he adheres to.

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. Funnee daddee...

 

[Will]

Originally posted by bigbb
me old man always says being slightly 'plump' and having the odd grey hair are all characteristics of 'the corporate image', which he adheres to.

And you believed him?

 

[bigbb]

Well, no but it's a damned good excuse.

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Wij
I don't feel old. In fact I've had several comments from ladies today that they can't believe I'm 29

29............

hope i'm not like this in 9 years......



Happy Birthday Wij

 

[Wij]

*beam*

 

[Sar]

Lol

Wij you're older than me? That's worrying

Anyhow, hb ya big tart

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Wij
I don't feel old. In fact I've had several comments from ladies today that they can't believe I'm 29

That's what happens when you wear the no-pube look.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


That's what happens when you wear the no-pube look.

Other things happen aswell, but as TUG isn't around any more I won't make that joke.

 

[Moving Target]

Wij is ** years old today

Must be infinity or something.

 

[Nibbler]

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Shut yer face ItchyTrigaFinga you young whippersnapper!

Many happies, make the most of your last year as a non thirty-something.

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye Wij
just remember it's your last year your last dude. last one. no more after this, cos it's the last

 

[Cod]

Happy birthday

 

[old.TUG]

bit lataged but happy birthday wij you dirty old bastard

hope u had a sweeeeet day m8

 

[Wij]

Cheers all

 

[Damini]

Just a quick question Wij - my birthday is round christmas time too, and do you find that people give you two presents in one cos they are tight arsed bastards? Or they give you presents they got given themselves, which blatantly sucked? "Here, have these socks, they're one hundred percent nylon! Look, it says so on the box, right next to the picture of the man wearing sock supports!!"

Maybe I'm just bitter and a little bit too materialistic. Everyones too busy vomitting on my birthday to do anything Either that, or they're trying to throw whoever they pulled out of a window, or down a mineshaft, so the story never gets out. So I sit at home, in my nylon socks, watching "The Sound Of Music".

Can you relate to this at all?

P.S. Happy Birthday!!

 

[Wij]

I haven't had birthday presents off anyone except my mum, my dad, my brother and maybe my best m8 (oh, and my gf now) for years. Everyone else just turns up at xmas gives me an xmas pressie and I'm too polite to say anything.

When I was younger, having a birthday so near to xmas meant that it was real easy for my parents to make every prezzie joint between my xmas and birthday because they said it was too expensive for one. If my birthday wasn't so near I think they may have had other ideas. Still I'm not bitter.

*slay parents*

Yeh, and nobody ever gives a shit about celebrating my birthday cos it's during the hols anyway.

DIE WORLD !!!1

 

[bigbb]

we can celebrate your bday Wij'y

*dons hat (again)*

*press play*

*wiggle*

*give 'pwezzie'*

 

[Damini]

New Years Day my friend, try out new years day. Unprotected sex should be illegal on April Fools Day. Even *I* forget its my birthday when New Years Eve kicks in. And my customary present from my mates is usually a pint of dubious looking rank liquid, containing equal amounts of advocat and absinth, or something equally lethal. I guess cyanide is too expensive...

Well, maybe me and you should designate an imaginairy birthday, and celebrate that instead. I bag June 18th.

 

[Will]

Advocat *shudder*

What a waste of good absinthe.

 

[old.Mr_Black]

Hell yeah, brings a tear to my eye.