Wii injuries.

[Kryten]

And no, I'm not talking about burning piss after one-too-many or a one night stand with a heavily infected (obviously not Ipswichonian) hooker.

All these fecking morons getting hurt playing with their Wii - it's getting bloody sick now and the idiots are all trying to blame Nintendo. Can't we find these people and hurt them some more ourselves? Getting absolutely fucking sick and tired of the compensation brigade trying to blame their own stupidity and clumsiness on someone else "just because they can". It's the equivelent of blaming Ford for a car accident when you were drunk.
Nintendo have already done more than they should by strengthening the straps but that's no substitute for not being a clumsy kent in the first place.

Is it only me feeling like this? /rant

 

[rynnor]

And no, I'm not talking about burning piss after one-too-many or a one night stand with a heavily infected (obviously not Ipswichonian) hooker.

All these fecking morons getting hurt playing with their Wii - it's getting bloody sick now and the idiots are all trying to blame Nintendo. Can't we find these people and hurt them some more ourselves? Getting absolutely fucking sick and tired of the compensation brigade trying to blame their own stupidity and clumsiness on someone else "just because they can". It's the equivelent of blaming Ford for a car accident when you were drunk.
Nintendo have already done more than they should by strengthening the straps but that's no substitute for not being a clumsy kent in the first place.

Is it only me feeling like this? /rant

They are just getting ready to sue Nintendo - it cant be long till the first big fat yank has a heart attack from the tennis game and his family sue Nintendo for millions - plus RSI claims etc. etc. - its a shame but I think Nintendo may come to regret the new controller...

 

[Kryten]

It's a good idea. It's been tried before (motion sensors) but not implemented properly. Nintendo have worked wonders on that - I'd love to get one for myself if I had room.

You can't sue Riley if you drop your snooker cue during a frame and impale your left testicle. You can't sue Adidas because one of their leather footballs left your foot and connected with your best mates right eye leaving him with a shiner and brain damage. It's utterly daft and if I ever meet anyone trying to sue - I'll punch them.

The only downside I've really heard about this controller is that it does get a little bit tiring. What's bad about that? One minute everyone is whinging that their kids are getting fucking fat because they're sat indoors on their playstation 2 - the most movement being their Dual Shock controllers. Now they're whinging that they're doing too much. Nnnnnnngh.

I might just make a website in Nintendo's defence just for a laugh. And because I like a bloody good rant

 

[old.user4556]

We need a fascist revolution to sort these people out.

 

[WPKenny]

We need a fascist revolution to sort these people out.

Don't you mean a facist wii?

 

[Dukat]

Don't you mean a facist wii?

Isn't that what he said?

Wii need a fascist revolution to sort these people out.

 

[Yaka]

this whole ything doing the rounds in the papers about peeps with black eyes and smashed up nut sacks, its all good pr for ol ninty

 

[nath]

Fuck it, if there's a system in place that lets you make stupid money out of stupid things - why not. If you wanna get angry at anyone, get angry at the people that make the judgement that the claims should be paid.

 

[old.user4556]

Fair point nath.

 

[Kryten]

Heh, odd but true. I don't think anyone would ignore the chance of a bit of money.

 

[old.user4556]

It's like this - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/moneybox/6186027.stm

If there is a system to make a buck / cash in, there are people that will. Moneysavingexpert.com is full of "tips" (i'd prefer to call them semi-scams) on getting money out of companies, simply by complaining or inside knowledge on bucking the system.

*shrug*

 

[TdC]

hurting yourself with a Wii is a message from Darwin's shade telling you to remove yourself from the gene pool imo.

 

[old.Tohtori]

ANyone who even thinks about sueing neumantendo for this, should be locked up, shot and then undergo surgery and survive just to be shot again.

 

[Ch3tan]

So many blatent wife beaters out there blaming a Wii for the fact their wimmin said the wrong thing last night.

 

[Ch3tan]

I have just witnessed my sister playing wii sports boxing. I feared for my life. I now understand these injuries. She doesn't play games, but she was hyper playing the wii.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

We have videos of myself and a few friends playing Bowling and Boxing, a mate of mine managed to hit the girl sat behind him

Well, she shouldn't have been sat there in the first place, hah.