Wii and how i left my asterixes at home this time.

[old.Tohtori]

/asterixes off
/rant on

I can't stand the fucking Wii, and this time i'm telling it without my asterixes. Why can't i stand it? It's easy.. It's ruining gaming completely. Moving while playing? Throwing your hands about like a r-tard while trying to not knock out your Grandma-in-a-Jar(tm)? No thank you, na-ah.

If i want to play, i want to widen my ass on the couch while eating buckets filled with fried chicken, uncooked cookie dough and jars of jelly beans and soft gooey candy, drink stuff that makes my teeth rot and fall out before i turn 30 and smoke stuff that'll kill me before. I want to stare at the still monitor and the barely legal-may cause epilepsy-imagery of half naked elf ladies with the mouse in one hand and MY mouse in another, workin' the jerky while i kill some helpless moster how?...by clicking a fucking button! I want to be able to use emote's instead of hand signals, i want to be able to use emotes instead of talking! I want even a quickemote for my emote!

And after a 10 hour session of Fianl Super Mario Fantasy 30-fucking-thousand I want to barely be able to sleep because of my muscles being so stuck, my stomach hurting and my bloodpressure being through the roof 'cause of my hyperactivity caused by the massive amounts of sugar i just threw down my piehole. I want the only exersice i get from playing to come out of when i go take a crap, piss or go get more food i can barely process. I want my body to scream at me in the middle of the night "Please god no more! Stop playing!", think a while and then go "Ok one more level." I want to be able to kill a thousand monsters with my mighty sword with the only lift being in my pants.

So what am i saying in a nuthsell? All you "hyperactive" fat loosing exersice happy motherf*ckers who arn't 5 years old and your parents need to distract you for a while to have animal sex in the next room, stop playing with that shit before it takes over the whole gaming industry and you have to honestly pedal to get it to the metal.

If i want to play, i don't want a motherfucking taebo lesson. If i want exersice, i wait a while and and the feeling passes.

Goodbye, good night and to all an unhealthy, HAPPY fucking xmas.

 

[Gamah]

Wii > you

 

[Keitan]

Wii > you

/agree

 

[swords]

S'ok seely, most people will do the whole ''im excercising so i can have TWICE as many sweeties!'' thing anyway

 

[Eeben]

havent tryet it yet but it sure looks fun

 

[Chronictank]

stop playing with that shit before it takes over the whole gaming industry and you have to honestly pedal to get it to the metal.
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a-fucking-men

 

[Tilda]

Shit post of the day award.

 

[Gamah]

Shit post of the day award.

QFT!!

 

[Chronictank]

Shit post of the day award.

Congratz you win \o>

 

[CorNokZ]

I am only getting Wii to play Zelda and have something besides PES and Daoc..

I can't see why ppl are nagging so much about 'playing too much' as it's without a doubt your own problem if you get addicted and eat crap-ass-food!

Doubt I will get 'addicted' as so many others have and break stuff by accidently throwin' the controller through the room. I know how to hold on to a controller as I've been playing video games for ages! Go commodor64! <o/

Can't wait till I can afford it and get Zelda! FUCK YEAH! xD

 

[Bugz]

Why in hell would you win to eat and play games?

KFC Chicken gets the controller all greasy and horrid and that is something any hygenic person would hate surely?

That said, the Wii looks like a lot of fun. I just hope they use the controller as well as they can. The options avalible are very limitless.

Go Wii!

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's always such a joy to watch people answer to my rants.

It's so...versitile

Important: Those who did not take that with a pinch of salt, stick your head back to your arse.

Did anyone happen to notice which comedian that was based on?

 

[Congax]

You're really full of shit sometimes, you know. And no thanks, I'll keep my head out of my arse.

:/

 

[Everz]

get outside more.

 

[Pirkel]

Shit post of the day award.

QFT

Add the "Grumpy-man of the year award"

"Oh something everybody likes quick I have to be against it or my rep goes down the drain!"

Hilarious to see how every time something sticks you go with it but every time something backfires you did it to draw people out.

Blabla

 

[old.Tohtori]

*sigh*

Ok, maybe there are some old farts around who remember Dennis Leary who did a commercial thing for MTV.

This was based on that, or what i remember about it. It was meant as a semi-humorous spine at the Wii, nothing more.

I personally am a game developer and if i REALLY thought like this, i'd be a pretty sh*t developer. I like the Wii idea, it's new and has millions in potential over the other competitors in the field of innovation.

So...before i get lynched totally by the Fanbois(tm) or by the Seelhaters, not to mention those who think me speaking my mind on matters is always just to "get a rise" or "be on the opposite side", i wasn't making a serious "no boo hiz wii sucks donkey balls" post.

Thank you.

 

[Gamah]

I knew you were not serious, how can anyone get that angry about a console..but my point still stands Wii > You :<

 

[Congax]

So you like it, but pretend that you don't like it just to be funny? Well oki. I think I'll rep Pirkel now.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I knew you were not serious, how can anyone get that angry about a console..but my point still stands Wii > You :<

Oh i know you of all people know i'm tongue in cheek with these, no worries, i still hate you

So you like it, but pretend that you don't like it just to be funny? Well oki. I think I'll rep Pirkel now.

Yeah it's that kind of humor, it's either a like it or hate it style. Over the top, he can't be serious if you know.

I don't mind, i just do it for fun and maybe a few laughs

 

[swords]

Heh, teh funny.

 

[mikke]

Lol, maybe nintendo decided to give gamers some exercise

 

[Huntingtons]

i found it rather amusing but i wont rep you, matter of principle and all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i found it rather amusing but i wont rep you, matter of principle and all.

Like i need any

 

[Succi]

sounds like the wii is making you fitter and less likely to die early ? :/

 

[Gamah]

sounds like the wii is making you fitter and less likely to die early ? :/

Just go to the gym :E

 

[Overdriven]

/agree with post.


WII sucks.


EDIT:

Finished reading whole thread... Wii still sucks, I don't want to have to move while kicking somebodys ass in Tekken.

 

[Chronictank]

wouldnt go as far as to say it sucks ,
but i dont want this fad to carry on to other consoles, instead people will get bored of the novelty value and stop playing it
Bar the obvious "fanboi's" who troll these forums who will claim it is god's gift to the console world

 

[Roalith]

Sounded remarkably like the Irvine Welsh 'Choose Life' rant to me

 

[Andrilyn]

Still thinking if I should buy a Wii or a PS3.

 

[Amanita]

My vote's with the Wii. Never wanted a console before this