Wierd and wonderful warning notices...

[Dakkath]

I just got sent a piccie of a warning sign which made me laugh (you'll see why in a minute).

I figured I'd start thread and see who can come up with the best example of signs which don't quite say what the sign-writer expected...

Here's your starter, can YOU do better?

 

[Karl]

Thats an awesome train station!!

 

[eggy]

There's a sign in my local that says;

"Attention customers: It should be noted that this establishment is run purely as a source of amusement for the landlord. Anyone disregarding this may be gravely disappointed."

 

[Marc]

Here is one

 

[Marc]

For all you hoff fans

 

[evzy]

Not a Hoff lover but thats still funny!!!

 

[Marc]

couple more

 

[Howley]

lol love that caution sign m8 rep

 

[Marc]

lol

 

[Bahumat]

haha excellent!

 

[Gamah]

 

[eggy]

 

[Bahumat]

omg i work in brentwood! i never been to the nuclear bunker

 

[Dukat]

omg i work in brentwood! i never been to the nuclear bunker

thats because its secret!

 

[Alan]

 

[Roalith]

Pay attention Ez!

 

[Ezteq]

*cough* where exactly was that taken Roa?

 

[Roalith]

Ironbridge, a little village on the River Severn with the oldest iron bridge in the world, took on my way through a Land's End - John O'groats cycle ride

 

[Vladamir]

That's near me \o/

omg i work in brentwood! i never been to the nuclear bunker

It's not that impressive tbh, full of dummies and waxwork models now

 

[tris-]

 

[Urgluf]

and

 

[Amanita]

ta da!

 

[Lamp]

Sign for people attending a "boost your low self esteem" class:

Please use side door round corner

Sign for people attending a "weight-watchers" meeting:

Please use large double doors

Sign on a pram:

Please remove child before folding

 

[Ormorof]

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/ormie/bowwoow.jpg

aaaand my favourite...

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/ormie/bearslippin.jpg

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

fixed:

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aaaand my favourite...

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[Ormorof]

bah i edited and changed it, it worked in the preview!

 

[Morphius]

roflmao at all of dem

 

[MadsKaizer]

this one is just outside my appartment, by a bicycle path that crosses road

 

[Thadius]

 

[Mey]